wopiaozhe,xiangpianbeiyupaoruandejiubaozhi,tiezaiyipianshuobuqingyansedehuili。zheihuibushichunhei,yebushichunbai,
shichanledianlaomianxudebai,youhunledianqiangpituoluodehuang,mobuzhe,
quenengjuechuneizhongchen——bushihualiaoshigutoufenglizuanzhedesuanchen,shizhongkongluoluode、meizhemeiluodechen,
xiangxiaoshihounongdiulemamazhidelanshoutao,chuaizhekongdouzizouzaidongtiandefengli,lianhuxidoudaizhedianliang。
qichuyishishisande,xiangpozaidishangdemitang,jubulong。ouernengtingjiandianmohudeshengyin,bushizheibiandejing,
shineibiande——jianhuyidedidisheng,xiangmiaozhenzaiqiaoxin;mamayazhedehuxisheng,pachaozhewo,
quehaishilouchudianzhan;haiyoubabaxiegencengguobingfangdizhuandesesheng,qingdexiangpacaisuishenme。
houlaizheixieshengyinyedanle,zhishengzheipianhuiguozhewo,bulengbure,querangrenxiangquanqilai,
xiangdongtiansuozaimamashaiguodebeizili,keyoumeibeizikezhua,zhiyouxuhuanghuangdekong。“ninengxuanyici。
”guangmanguolaideshihou,womeiduo。zheiguangbuliang,xiangbangwanchuangtaishangxiezhedexiyang,ruanhuhude,
nengzhaojianwozheituanmeixingdeyingzi。guanglidelunkuokanbuqing,shengyinxiangjinleshuidemianhua,
piaoguolaishidaizhedianwen:“xiabeizi,xiangchengshenme?”wolengleleng。chengshenme?diyigemaochulaideniantou,
shibiechengrenle。bushipajiabandaolingchendeditieli,zhishengzijiyigeren,
shoujipingbaodeguangyingzaiduimiankongzuoweishang,liangeshuohuaderendoumeiyou;yebushipazanshoufushi,
meitianzhongwukenliangmantou,suliaodairouzhoudeshengyinzaianjingdegezijianlixiantuwu,
tongshiluguoshiyanshenlideneidiantongqing,bimantouhaiyeren。shipaneizhongguozaixiaolideci,
xiangchuntianlizangzaihuacongxiadexiaoshizi,kanzheruanhe,caishangququeluodehuang。biruxiaoli。tagongweizaiwogebi,
meitianzaoshangdouhuidiguolaiyibeirekafei,xiaozheshuo“xiaowang,zaoa”。kafeishisurongde,tiandefani,
wobuaihe,quehaishimeicidoujieguolai,shuo“xiexie”。youcibumenzuoxiaoyuantuiguangfangan,
lingdaobahuoerfenjiwo,shuo“nianqingrenxiangfaduo,haohaozuo”。woaolesangetongxiao,
bayonghudiaoyanbiaogaidaolingchensandian,
lianhuodongxianchanghengfudezitidaxiaodoubiaodeqingqingchuchu——paxiaoxueshengkanbujian,teyixuanleyuanti。
tijiaoqianyiwan,xiaolicouguolai,xiabadizaiwoyibeishang,
zhijiagailihaizhanzheqianwanchihuoguodehongyou:“wobangnikankanbei,wanyiyouloude。”womeiduoxiang,
badiannaopingmuzhuanjita。takandeshihouzhouzhemei,shouzhizaichukongbanshanghualaihuaqu,shuo“zheililuojiyoudianrao”,
woganjincouguoquting,meizhuyitalingyizhishouzaijianpanshangfeikuaidianlege“ctrl+c”。diertiankaihui,
wobaozhebijibengangzhanqilai,xiaolixianjuleshou:“lingdao,wozuowanzhenglilegefangan,yaobuxiangenninhuibao?
”wolengzaiyuandi,kanzhetadakaideppt,
feiyebiaotihewocunzaizhuomiandewenjianmingzhichayigegantanhao——woxiedeshi“xiaoyuantuiguangfangan(zhongban)”,
tajialege“!”,biancheng“xiaoyuantuiguangfangan(zhongban)!”。lingdaodiantoudeshihou,taceguotouchongwoxiao,
zuijiaodeliwohepingshiyiyangqian,keyanshenlideguang,xiangshaizaibingmianshangdetaiyang,liangdezhayan。
jiangdaoyonghuhuaxiangneiye,tazhizhewohuadecaotushuo“zheibufenshiwohexiaowangyiqizhuomode,tajiledianlinggan”,
yuqiqingmiaodanxie,xiangwozhishidilezhibi。sanhuishitapaiwojianbang,
shoujingbuqingbuzhong:“xiacizanmenzaiyiqinong,nidianziduo。
”wokanzhetaxiukouzhanzhedekafeizi——shiwozaoshangbuxiaoxinsazaitazhuoshangde,dangshiwohaidilebaozhijin,
tashuo“meishi,calejiuhao”——turanjuedeneikafeizixiangkuaibuding,tiezaitadechenshanshang,yetiezaiwoxinshang。
haiyouzhangjie。tazongzaichashuijianjuzhejigerenshuohua,shengyinbuda,quenengganghaopiaojinluguoderenerduoli。
youciwoqujiereshui,tingjiantaxiaozheshuo“xianzaidenianqingrena,zongxiangzheyibudengtian,fanganzuodemamahuhu,
haixiangnajixiao”。pangbianyourenjiehua:“shia,tingshuoyourentiantianjiaban,yemeijianzuochushenmedongxilai。
”wowozheshuibeideshoujinlejin,reshuijianzaihukoushang,tangdewoyisuo。
wozhidaotamenzaishuowo——qianjitianwojiabandaoshidian,zhangjieluguowogongweishi,teyitantoukanleyanpingmu,
shuo“haimeizoua,zhennuli”,yuqilideneidianliang,xiangkongdiaofengzhichuibozi。houlaiwoqingjiaquzuoct,
huilaishikanjianzhangjiehelianggetongshiweizhewodegongwei,woyijinmen,tamenshoulidekafeibeihuanglehuang,
reqipiaodaowojianpanshang,liuxiaquandanbaideyinzi。“xiaowanghuilaila,”zhangjiexiaodeshihou,
yanjiaodexiwenjizaiyiqi,xiangrouzhoudezhi,“womenbangnilileliwenjian,panizhaobuzhe。”wofankaibijiben,
zuotianjiazailimiandetijianbaogaobeitankaizaidiyiye,“zhongliubiaozhiwupiangao”neixingzi,
xiangbeirenyongzhijiaqingqinghualeyibian,bianjiaoyoudianjuan。xiaolinshilingdaodeyuanfangzhizi,zongchuanzheyundebitingdechenshan,
toufashudefaliang。youcipeikehuchifan,baoxianglidedengtailiang,zhaodejiubeilidebaijiufanzhelengguang。
kehubawobeizimanshang,shouzhikouzhebeidiwangshangtai:“xiaowangnianqing,deduohedian,nianqingrenjiulianghao。
”woweilifajin——qianjitiangangtuguoxue,yishengshuojueduibunengpengjiu。wogangyaokaikoushuo“baoqian,
woweibuhao”,xiaolinxianzhanqilai,shenshoubawobeizijieguoqu,shouwanyifanjiuhele,dongzuoliluodexianglianguo。
“lizongninbiegentajijiao,”xiaolinpaizhewojianbang,zhijiacengguowochenshanlingkou,liuxiadaoqianyin,“taweibuhao,
shangcijiabanhaitule,wotitahe。”kehuxiaodepaizhuozi,shuo“xiaolinhuilaishi”。
houlailingdaobaduijiekehudehuoerquanjiaojita,woaoyezuodechanpinmoxing,
chengletagenlingdaohuibaoshide“shizhanjingyan”。taluguowogongweishi,haihuidiguolaiketang,shuo“xiaowang,
xinkunile”,tangzhishicaomeiweide,wobokailaihanzhe,quejuedebihuanglianhaiku。zheixieshiwomeigenjialishuo。
mamadadianhuashi,zongzaimoweiwen“tongshihaobuhaoxiangchu,youmeiyourenqifuni”,woniezheshoujizoudaoyangtai,
tinglouxiamaikaohongshudedayeyaohe“rehudekaohongshuyo”,fengguozhehongshudetianxiangpiaoguolai,woshuo“tinghaode,
dajiadoubangwo,shangciwojiaban,xiaolihaibangwodailewanfan”。qishineitianxiaolidaideshihanbao,
wobuaichishengcai,tiaochulaifangzaiyibian,takanjianshuo“nizenmebuchia,langfei”,
yuqilidexianqixianggenxiaozhen,qingqingzhaleyixia。gualedianhua,wodunzaiyangtaijiaoluo,
kanzhelouxiachedenglailaiwangwang,xiangchuanliudongdexiaodeng,turanxiangqixiaoshihoumamajiwokaohongshu,
zongbazuiruandexinwajiwo,zijichikaojiaodepi,shuo“pixiang,woaichi”。neishihoudetian,
shinengnuandaoshouzhijiande,buxiangxianzai,zuilihanzhetang,houlonglihaishifase。hualiaokaishihou,zheixieshidaodanle。
bushiwangle,shimeiliqixiangle。diyicihualiaowan,wotudepazaimatongbian,danzhihunzheyanleiwangxiadiao,
jianzaicizhuanshang,xiangduoxiaoshuihua。mamadiguolaidemaojinshiwende,tacawozuijiaoshi,shoujinghenqing,
xiangpapengsuilewozheibagutou。“meishide,”tashengyinlidaizhezhan,quehaizaixiao,“tuwanjiuhaole,
majiniaolexiaomizhou,fanglediangouqi。”zhoushiwende,gouqichenzaiwandi,shitateyiconglaojiadailaide,
shuo“bushenzi”。woheleliangkou,weiliyoufanjiangdaohai,zhouquantuzaitakuzishang,milizizhanzaikutuishang,
xiangsalebasuiyan。tameica,zhishidunxialai,bawotoukaozaitaxigaishang,shouqingqingpaizhewohoubei,
xiangwoxiaoshihounaoduzishineiyang,paidehenqing,pawoteng。youcihualiaojianxi,wozuozaibingfangchuangbiankanlouxiadeshu。
yezihuangle,yipianpianwangxialuo,xiangwozhentoushangdetoufa。mamaduanzheyaojinlai,bayaopianfangzaiwoshouxin,
youdiguoyibeiwenshui:“xianchiyao,denghuierjinixuegepingguo。”wodingzheshouxindeyaopian,baisede,xiaoxiaode,
quezhongdexiangkuaishitou。“ma,”woturankaikou,“woyaoshihaobulezenmeban?”mamadeshoudunledun,
bashuibeifangzaichuangtoujushang,dunxialaikanzhewo,yanjinglidehongxuesihenmingxian——takendingyouaoyemeishui。
“biehushuo,”tashenshoumolemowodeetou,zhijiandewenduhennuan,“yishengshuonihuifudehao,
zaijianchijicijiuhaole。niwangle?nihaishuoyaopeiwoquguangcaishichang,maiwoaichideqiezini。”womeishuohua,
zhishikanzhetabinjiaodebaitoufa,bishangcihuijiashiduolebushao,xiangsalebasuixue。tajianwobushuohua,
youxiaozheshuo:“nixiaoshihouzuiaichiwozuodeqiezishaorou,meicidounengchiliangwanfan。dengnihaole,
matiantianjinizuo。”toufadiaodelihaineitian,wozaoshangxinglai,yimozhentou,manshoudeheicha,xiangsalebasuicao。
woganjinbatoufalongzaishouxin,rengjinlajitongzuidixia,zaiyongzhijingaihao,pamamakanjian。
tajinlaijiwoshutoushi,shuzigangpengdaotoufajiugouzhule,wo“si”leyisheng,taganjintingshou,
zhijianzaiwotoupishangqingqingrou:“shimabuxiaoxin,nongtengnileba?”xiawutacongchaoshihuilai,
shoulilinzhegesuliaodai,limianshidingheisederongxianmao,maoyanshangxiuzhegexiaoyueliang。
“nixiaoshihoudaideneidingyeshizheiyangde,”tabamaoziwangwotoushangdai,shouzhipengdaowoerduo,
shiliangde——kendingzaichaoshilitiaolehenjiu,zhijianbeilengfengchuide,“zheiyangjiubulengle,yehaokan。
”womolemomaozi,rongxianhenruan,xiangmamazhidemaoyi,zhenjiaoliquanshinuan。neitianwanshang,
wodaizhemaozizuozaichuangshang,mamazuozaipangbianjiwozhiweijin,maoxianshizangqingsede,tashuo“dongtiandainuanhe,
hainaizang”。wokanzhetashoulidemaoxianzhenfanfei,ouerhuicuozhen,ranhouyouchailezhongzhi,zuijiaoqueyizhidaizhexiao,
xiangzaiwanchengshenmezhongyaoderenwu。babalaideshao,meicilaidoulinzhegelanbudaizi,limianzhuangzheyeyezhongdeqingcai,
haiyounainaizhudechayedan。qingcaishanghaizhanzheni,chayedandeqiaoliezhewen,shinainaideshouyi,
shuo“lielewencairuwei”。tahenshaoshuohua,zhishizuozaichuangbian,bangwoxuepingguo。
taxuepingguodeshoufahaishilaoyangzi,pingguopibuduan,raozhepingguozhuanyiquan,xiangtiaoxiaoshe。kezheici,
tadeshouzaidou,pingguopiduanlehaojici,suizhadiaozaibeizishang,taganjinjianqilai,rengjinlajitong,shuo“laole,
shoubuzhongyongle”。wokanjiantahukoushangdejianzi,bishangcishipinshihoule,fanzhedianhuang,
zhiguanjiezhongdexiangxiaomantou——houlaihushigenwoshuo,babazaigongdibanzhuan,meitiankangwushijindeshuinidai,
shoushangmochulexuepao,tiaopoleyoumo,jiuchenglejian。youcitajiwobochayedan,danqiaosuizhadiaojinwoyilingli,
taganjinshenshoubangwotao,shouzhipengdaowobozi,caodexiangshazhi,woquejuedenuan,bireshuidaihainuan。youyihui,
babalaideshihoudailegexiaohezi,limianshiwoxiaoshihouwandedanzhu。tabadanzhudaozaichuangtoujushang,
wuyanliusede,youdehaidiaoleqi。“niyeyerangwodailaide,”tanaqiyikelansededanzhu,fangzaiwoshouxin,
“shuonixiaoshihouzuiaiwanzheige,zonggentazaiyuanzilidan,meicishuledouku。”wowozhedanzhu,
bingliangdebolitiezhezhangxin,turanxiangqixiaoshihou,woheyeyedanzhu,woshulejiuzuozaidishangku,
yeyejiubatadedanzhuquanjiwo,shuo“yeyelaole,yanshenbuhao,benlaijiugaishu”。
xianzaiyeyedeyanshengengbuhaole,lianchuanzhendouyaonainaibangmang,quehaijizhewoaichidexihongshi,
jizhewowanguodedanzhu。babakanzhewoshoulidedanzhu,youshuo:“dengnihaole,zanmenhuilaojia,
genyeyezaidanyici,wobangniyingta。”wodiandiantou,houlongquefajin,shuobuchuhua——wozhidao,
wokenengdengbudaoneiyitianle。yeyenainailaideshihou,shiyeyetuizhelunyilaide——nainaishanggeyueshuaileyijiao,
tuibuhao,zoubuleyuanlu。nainaiconghuailitaochugebubao,lanbumian,shangmianxiuzheduozaojiutunsedehua,
shitanianqingshizijixiude。tadakaibubao,limianshidiedezhengzhengqiqideqian,daduoshishikuaiershikuaide,
haiyoujizhangwukuaide,bianyuandoumomaole。“zheishiwogenniyeyezande,”nainailazhewodeshou,tadeshouhencao,
xianglaoshupi,quezuandehenjin,“nibiedanxinqian,haohaozhibing,womenhainengzhongdiancaimai,buqueqian。
”yeyezhanzaipangbian,shoulinazhegexiaohezi,shiwoxiaoshihouzhuangdanzhudetiehe,tadakailai,
limianhaishineixiebolidanzhu,youdediaoleqi,“dengnihaole,zanmenhaixiangyiqianneiyang,zaiyuanzilidandanzhu,
wozhunrangniying。”wokanzheyeyedeya,youdiaoleliangke,shuohualoufeng,quehaizaixiao,yanjiaodezhouwenjizaiyiqi,
xiangduozhouledejuhua。neitianyeyenainaizoudeshihou,nainaifeiyaojiwosaigebuou,shiwoxiaoshihoubaoguodexiaoxiong,
rongmaodoukuaidiaoguangle,yanjingyeshaoleyizhi。“nixiaoshihoushuijuedoubaozheta,”nainaibaxiaoxiongfangzaiwozhentoubian,
“xianzairangtapeini,nijiubugudanle。”yeyetuizhelunyi,nainaizuozaishangmian,
haihuitougenwoshuo“xiacijinidaixihongshi,gangshude,tiandehen”。wokanzhetamendebeiying,
yeyedebeigengtuole,tuizhelunyizoudehenman,nainaishibushipaitadeshou,rangtamandiankai。
bingfangmenguanshangdeneiyike,wobaozhexiaoxiong,yanleituranjiudiaolexialai,dazaixiaoxiongderongmaoshang,
yunkaiyixiaopianshihen。laolaolaoyezhudeyuan,zaichengjiaodelaofangzili,meicilaidouyaozuolianggexiaoshidegongjiao,
zaizouyililu。laolaozonglinzhegeyinsedebaowentong,tongwaimianbaozhekuaihuabu,shiwojitamaide,shuo“baowen”。
tadakaibaowentongshi,reqipiaochulai,daizherouxiang,shipaigutang,tangshangmiandeyoupiedeganganjingjing,
“nixiaoshihoujiuaihezheige,buaichiyou,woteyipielesanbian”。tayaoleyishaotang,didaowozuibian,
shuo“changchang,lanlemei”。wowenzhexiangwei,weiliquefansuan,kehaishizhangkaizui,yanlexiaqu。tanghenxian,
daizhedianluobudetian,shilaolaodeweidao。takanzhewo,zuijiaoxiaokaile,xiangkanjianwoxiaoshihoupengzhewanhetang,
tangzhisazaixiabashang,tayongxiukoucadeyangzi。laoyezhanzaimenkou,shoulinazhegebudaizi,limianshichaohuasheng,
qiaozishihongde,“wogennilaolaoboleyixiawu,nimanmanchi,buyongtuqiao,wodouboganjingle”。
wokanjiantazhijiafengliquanshihuashengpidehong,zhitoushangyougexiaoshangkou,shibohuashengshibeiqiaozihuade,
jielecengbojia,quehaizaiwangwoshoulisaihuashengren,shuo“duochidian,buliqi”。youcilaolaolaideshihou,
baowentonglizhuangdeshijiaozi,baicaizhurouxiande,shiwozuiaichide。“nixiaoshihouyidunnengchiershige,
”laolaozuozaichuangbian,kanzhewochijiaozi,“xianzaiduochidian,bubushenzi。”wochileliangge,weilijiubushufu,
kekanzhelaolaoqidaideyanshen,haishiyingchengzhechiledisange。laolaojianwochile,xiaodeyanjingdoumiqilaile,
shuo“haishiwobaodejiaozihaochiba,nimajiubuhuidiaoxian”。laoyezuozaipangbian,jiwobojuzi,
juzibandidaowozuibian,shuo“chidianjuzijiejieni”。wohanzhejuzi,tiandefaku,
quehaishixiaozheshuo“haochi”。tamenzoudeshihou,laolaoshuo“xiacijinibaojiucaijidanxiande,
nixiaoshihouyeaichi”,laoyeshuo“wozaijinibodianhuasheng,nimeishideshihouchi”。wodiantou,
kanzhetamenzouchumen,xinlixiangbeishenmedongxiduzhe,nanshoudelihai。youtianwanshang,wotengdelihai,
zaichuangshangfanlaifuqu,babeizidoutidiaole。mamazuozaichuangbian,ganjinbabeizijianqilai,zhongxingaizaiwoshenshang,
babianjiaoyehao,xiangpafengzuanjinlai。tabawodeshoufangzaitashouli,tadeshouhenliang,quezuandehenjin,“baobao,
renren,”tashengyinlidaizhekuqiang,quehaizaihongwo,“majinijiangnixiaoshihoudeshi,haobuhao?
”tajiangwosansuishifashao,shaodaosishidu,tabaozhewozhengyemeishui,bashimaojinfuzaiwoetou,
maojinlianglejiuhuan,huanleshijitiao;jiangwowusuishibababadegongjuxiangfanchulai,xiangxiuwodewanjuche,
jieguobaluosidaonongdiule,babameimawo,qianzhewodeshouzaiyuanzilizhao,zuihouzaiyuejihuaconglizhaodaole,
luosidaoshanghaizhanzhefensedehuaban;jiangwoqisuishidesanhaoxuesheng,bajiangzhuangnahuijia,tatiezaiketingdeqiangshang,
zhenghaozaibabadexianjingongzuozhejiangzhuangpangbian,fengrenjiushuo“nikan,wojiabaobaogentabayiyanglihai”。
zheixieshiwodoujizhe,kecongtazuilishuochulai,quebuyiyang——tajiangdeshihou,shouqingqingpaizhewodeshoubei,
xiangzaihongyigenaojuedexiaohai,neixierizilideguang,haoxiangyouzhaozailewoshenshang,nuandewoyanjingfachao。
neitianwanshang,mamajianglehenjiu,zhidaowotengdeshuizhele。woxinglaideshihou,kanjianmamapazaiwochuangbian,
toukaozaiwoshoubeishang,huxihenqing,toufachuixialai,saozhewodeshouwan。woqingqingdongledongshouzhi,tajiuxingle,
ganjinzuoqilai,wenwo“shibushiyoutengle”。woyaoyaotou,shuo“ma,niquchuangshangshuiba”。taxiaolexiao,
shuo“meishi,wozaizheierpeizheni,niyoushihanwojiuxing”。wokanzhetayanjinglidehongxuesi,