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我死遁两年后。
shumeibeitadezhumaheweihunfuxuyiqipianjinqinglou。
tamenxiaoxinyiyidehuzhulingyigenvzi，shenselengmo：“qiner**jinriruoshiyingbulejiaojiao，jiuyongnizheiqingbaishenzi，huanjiliangyinqian，peijiaojiaojixuwan！”
“tingshuonimenqinjiamiemenzhihou，haijiniliuleyiyangchuanjiabao，nachulaijijiaojiaopeizui！”
shumeiguizaitanhuoshang，beitamencubaodecheduantoufa，tongbuyusheng。
weiguandekankejixiaozhesisuitadeyishang，“xiaomeimei，wojiniqiana！nipaxialai，xueyishenggoujiao，wojiniyiliangyinzi！”
“快叫啊！”
“再摇摇尾巴！”
wojugaolinxiadesaoshizhezheiqunlajimen，yandizhishenglengyi。
zheixiechunhuopabushiwangle，qinzhizhisuishishunv，queyeshiwoqinjiaxuemai！
donglewoqinjiaderen，debaibeichanghai！
......
louxia，shumeibeirenyijiaochuaizaituiwanchu，‘putong’yishengguizaidishang。
loushang，womianwubiaoqingdekanzhezheiyimu，shouzhiweiweizuanjin。
guanshidehunshenduosuozheguizaiwomianqianchanhui：“zhuziraoming！wozheijiubarenjiaoguolai，rangtamenqinzijininpeizui！”
“buji。”wotaishoudaduantadehua，“qiaoqiaotamenhaiyoushenmehuayang！”
“是。”
quejianshumeizhengzhazhecongdishangzhanqishen，ketagangpaqilai，jiubeishencongzhiyibazhuaizhutoufa。
“qinzhizhi，niruoshishizainabuchuyinqian，burunipaxialaixuegoujiao，xueyisheng，shangniyiliangyinzi？jintianwozuozhu，sheichudejiagao，qinjiashunvjiurensheizuozhuren！”
wenyan，weiguandekankemenshunjianxingfenqilai。
“shenshizidaqi！zheikeshiqinjiadegaomenguinv，wochushiliangyinzi，woyaotingtaguizhejiao！”
“hahaha，wochushiwuliang！”
我紧紧地攥着拳头。
aigejixiazheixierendemingzi！
ganqiruwoqinjiaren，zhaosi！
shumeideshengyinyinyinyouxiezhandou：“shencongzhi！nishiwodeweihunfu，nizenmenengzheimexiuruwo？”
shencongzhikanxiangshumeideyanshenerlimanshiyane，“nibushuowodaowangle，woshiniweihunfuxu！qinjiarensiguangle，wozheigeweihunfuxujiutinidieniangjiaojiaoniguiju，miandenibuzhangyan，yilaijiuredejiaojiaobuyue！”
“meicuo！”jiangjiyueyebuyuededengxiangshumei，“nijiranganzhangshiqirenqifujiaojiao，womenshenweinideqingmeizhuma，jiuyaojiaonihaohaozhongxinzuoren！”
“womeiyou！shitazijidafanlechashui，nongzangleyiqun！bushiwo！nimenweishenmebukenxiangxinwo！”
“你还敢狡辩！”
shencongzhiyijiaochuaizaishumeidexiaofushang！
shumeicanjiaoyisheng，zhuangdaolezhuhuo，qunzishunjianshaoleqilai。
tashoumangjiaoluandepudahuoguang，haoburongyipumiele，houbeideyishangyebeishaochuleyigedakulong，luchuleyidapianjiebaidejifu。
“zhenbukuishigaomenguinva，yebuzhishitazheipifujiaonenxie，haishiqingloulideguniangmengengnenxie。”
“xiangzhidaosheidepifunen？zheirongyi，nitaoqianbatabaole，jinwannibujiuzhidaole？”
shumeibaozhuziji，xiangzhezhu**dejifu。
xiayike，shencongzhiyibajiangtacongdishangzhuaileqilai：“biezhuangle！”
“niruoshibuxiangxuegoujiaoyexing，neijiutuoxianideliyi，dangzhongjijiaojiaopeizui！”
shumeiyankuangtonghong，pinmingdeyaotou。
liansecanbai，haowuxuese。
kejiuzaizheishi，duozaishencongzhihejiangjiyueshenhoudenvzirourouruoruodezoulechulai：“duibuqiqinguniang，doushiwodecuo！”
“wobugailazhenipeiwoduqian，yaobuzheiyangba，wojinipeizui......”
tashuozhe，zuoshijiuyaoxingli，shenzihaimeidong，jiubeishencongzhihejiangjiyuetongshilazhu。
“qinzhizhi！shidaorujinnihaixiangweiqujiaojiao？jintianzheidujunigenyedegen，bugenyedegen！”
wokanzhexujiaojiaoshenqianduimandezhubaoshoushi，haiyoushumeidewaishang，doubeinalaizuoleduzhu。
ershumei，chuanzhedanbodeliyi，qingsilingluan，canxixideguizaitamenzhongjian，yaoduokelianyouduokelian。
heshiqi，wodemeimeiyeshishenmerendounengxiurudele！
wobuguosidunliangnian，kejingzhongguanxiherenmaidoushidadianhaode，shumeiyezhaorenzhaofuzhe。zenmehuizheiyang？
shumeirenwukeren，hongzheyantaiqitou：“shencongzhi！jiangjiyue！womencongxiaoyiqizhangda，nimenfeiyaozuodaozheiyibuma？”
shencongzhibuxiedehengleyisheng：“zhizhi，womenzheishizaibangni，nibiebushihaodai！”
tingdaozheijuhua，shumeidelianseshunjianbianle。
chenmobanshang，tahuranzichaobandecheqizuijiao。
“好。我继续跟！”