咔嚓!
yidaoleitingzitianjiluoxia，zhizhideluoxia。
chenyupanzuozaichuangshang，huanhuanzhengkaishuangyan。
“噗嗤……”
一道血雨喷出。
chenyulianshangluchuyimojiuweidexise。
sannianduozang，zhongjiuhualong。
duozaizheiliyangshangsannian，zhongyujiangjinmaixiufu，keyidiaodongzhenqile。
“hehe，ningyuexiniweilewochenjiadeguwumiji《tianshu》，buxiseyouwodehaodidi，lianheqilaitouxibenshaoye，kexile，rensuanburutiansuan，benshaoyebudanmeisi，xiuweifanerhaigengjinyibu!”
chenyuqinglengruyuedeyanmouzhongshanshuozhebinglengdeliangguang。
“nimenduanwojinmai，huiwojingli，meixiangdaowohuironghe《tianshu》，yiqiyuli，zaixujinmai，zhongzhuzongshi!”
dangniannimenshiruhemouhaiwochenyude，wokecongweiwangji。
xianzaishangshiquanyu，gongligengshengdangnian。
diyishijian，chenyujiuxiangqilefuchou!
jiuzaizheigeshihou，fangzaiyipangdedianhuaturanxiangle。
“chenyunizheigefeiwu，fanzuohaolemei，zuohaolejiukuaiguolaijielaonianghuijia，laoniangzaizuotoufa，mashangjiuyaozuowanle，kuaidianlai。”
dianhuaneitouyuqibushan，zhengshichenyudeyuemuzhouyun。
sannianqianchenyuxianxiemingsanghuangquan，shijiapuyefengpinsixiangjiu，chenyuzheicaihuanlaigouqietousheng。
yefengzaizheizuoxiaochengliyouqinv，zailinsizhiqian，yefengjiangqinvtuofujilechenyuzhaogu。
chenyujiulaidaolezheizuochengshi，chengweileyejiadeshangmennvxu。
sannianlai，ningyuexiconglaimeiyoufangqisouxunchenyu，xiangyaoganjinshajue。
weilebuyinrenzhumu，chenyuyinmanleshenfen，bingmeiyourangrenherenzhidaozijidezhenshishenfen，erjinjinzhishidaizheyefengdeguhuiyijiyefenglinsiqianxiedeyifengyishu，jiuzheimelaidaoleyejia。
sanniandeshijian，chenyuzaoyijingxiguanlezhangmuniangzhouyunduizijidetaidu，wukenaihedesonglesongjianbang，naqicheyaochijiuchulemen。
meilidongrenmeirongdianmenkou。
chenyukaizheneiliangjiushoubiyadigangdaomenkou，jiukandaolezijideyuemuzhouyun。
zhouyunnianguowushi，yinweibaoyangdedang，kanqilaiyejiusanshichutou。
hunshensanfazhechengshunvrendeqixi。
“妈，请您上车。”
chenyuxiachedakaichemen，yiliancanlan。
“zhoujie，zheiweitulaomaoshisheia?”
“biehushuo，zheikeshizhoujiedechenglongkuaixu。”
jigegenzhouyundeguifuzhizhidiandian，xiaogebuting。
zhouyunmeiyoushuohua，sihurangbierenzhidaozijiyouchenyuzheimeyigenvxushiyijianfeichangdiurendeshiqing，zhijiejinlechemen，meihaoqidedengleyiyanchenyu，“lengzheganma，xianzaizheierbugoudiurenshima，kuaikaiche!”
chenyuxianzaikaizhedezheiliangjiushoubiyadishiliangnianqiannveryewushuanghuancheyihoutaotaixialaidejiuche，xianzaijiuchenglechenyudezhuanyongmaicaiche，zheiciruguobushiyinweizuotoufazuodetaiwanle，zouluhuijiabufangbian，zhouyunshijuebuyuanyirangchenyuguolaijiesongde。
回到家。
zhouyunyijinmen，jiangbaodiuzaishafashang，kouqibuyuedao：“feiwu，haibujilaoniangdaobeishui。”
chenyuditouzhuanshenqulechufang。
zheishi，menyixiang，xiaoyiziyexinranzoulejinlai。
yexinrandongshandaxuedayixuesheng，jinrongguanlizhuanye。
“ma，fanzuohaolema?esile。”
zhouyunxietangzaishafashang，shoulibainongzheshouji，touyemeitai。
“问那废物去!”
yexinranpieleyiyanchufang，lenghengyisheng。
duiyuzheigemeiqianmeiquanmeibenshidejiefu，tashidaxinyanliqiaobushang。
ruzhuisannian，yifenqianyemeizhengguo。
“wohuiwule，fanhaolehanwo。”
chenyuduanzheshuizoulechulai。
“fanyihuijiuhaole，jiushi……”
zhouyunxianqidepieleyiyan，“youhuashuoyoupifang，laoniangkemeishijiangennihao。”
“ma，jialicaijinbugoule，nengbuneng……”
“youhuawanle，nishibushitanwule，bushizheigeyuegangjinideqian，youyaoqian!”
“我……”
陈宇一脸苦涩。
wujiayitiantianfeizhang，neijibaikuaicaijingenbenbugouyong。
kechenyukebuganfanbo，laolaoshishidedaizaiyuandi，renpingzhouyunruma。
“nizheigefeiwu，chulezaijialidaizhe，nichuquzhengguoyifenqianma?wozhenshidaolexuemei，zenmeyounizheiyangdenvxu。”
chenyuyaotoudao：“ma，nibudangjiabuzhichaimigui……”
zheihuayichu，zhouyunlimalianseyibian，kaishisaqipolai。
“yaomingle，wozheifeiwunvxuxuehuidingzuile，yifenqianbuzheng，haigenwodingzui。”
“dangchuwoneisiguilaotouzixialeyan，feiyaozhaonishangmen。”
“kelianwoneibaobeiguinvlou，genzhenihaibuhexibeifeng。”
yaoshuonirenhaiyousanfentuxing，gengbieshuohuorenle。
chenyuqiangyaxinhuo，“ma，zheihuayetainantingle，shuangshuanggenzhewozenmehexibeifengle，bujiushiqianme，niyiweiwohuimeiyou，woruoshixiangyaoqian，zhiyaowoshenshou，youdeshirensongdaowomianqianlai。”
“我呸!”
zhouyunzhanzaishafashang，tiaozhejiao，“nichuishenmeniupi，haijinisongqian，niyigechiruanfandefeiwu，niyouqian，niyouyifenqianma?”
“nixianzaitaochuyibaikuaiqianlai，wojiubagangcaidehuashouhuilai。”
“我……”
chenyumeihuakeshuo，xianzaitahaizhendetaobuchuyibaikuaiqianlai。
“jianzhong，gunchuwojia!”
chenyuzaiyerenbuzhule，nudao：“nizaishuoyibian。”
yiguqishicongchenyushenshangqingxieerchu，qiangyazaizhouyundeshenshang。
宗师不可辱。
tachenyuxianzaihuifulexiuwei，napazhishiwuyitouludeyisinuyi，yezugourangrendanhan。
zheiqishidunshibazhouyunheleyitiao，zheigenilaishunshoudefeiwuzenmeturanbianyangle。
buguo，henkuaitajiuzhendingle，lengchaodao：“zenme，haiyaoqiyi，youbenshijiugunchuqu，biechiwojiadefan。”
chenyuchenmolehenjiu，jiangshenshangdeweiqunjielexialai，laidaoketingshangdebaifangzhedeyefenglingweigenqian，julesangegong，hurantanlekouqi。
“yegaishishihoulejiezheiyiqiele……”
zheisannianlaichengweiyejiadeshangmennvxu，benlaijiushiweileyanrenermu，danxianzaichenyudeshangshijiranyijinghuifu，pingzhezheiyishenzongshixiuwei，chenyuwuxuweijurenheren。
ziranyejiumeiyoubiyaozaiwozaizheixiaoxiaodeyejiadangzheishangmennvxule!
这桩荒唐的婚姻!
这卑微的赘婿生涯!
yechabuduogaishishihoujieshutale!
chenyudakaileyejiadamen，zhijiejiuzouchuqule。
咣当!
一道响亮的关门声。
zhouyunlenglebantian，zheicaifanyingguolai，zheigechenyuchilexiongxinbaozidanle，juranzhendeganlijiachuzou。
难以置信!
danzhuanshun，zhouyunyouchongmanweiqu，zheigechenyufanletianle，jurangannazheiyangdetaiduduilaoniang，yuexiangyuejuedeqibuguo，jiudadianhuajinveryewushuang，kaishisushuoqilechenyudebushi。
chenyugangzouchuxiaoqudedamen。
嘟嘟!
shoujixiangqi，erbianchuanlaiyigeqinglenggaoguideshengyin。
“chenyu，niyouzaizuoshenme，niyoubamaqidedouyaofanbingle?”
shuohuadeshichenyudebianyilaopoyewushuang，yeshiyefengdedanver。
dangchuchenyudaizheyefengdeguhuiyijiyifengyishulaidaoyejia，neifengyishujingranshiyifenghunshu，jiushiyaoyewushuanggenchenyuwanhun。
yewushuangfenghuazhengmao，shenbianconglaijiubufazhuiqiuzhe，chenyugenneixierenbiqilai，bingmeiyourenhenenggourangrenkandeshangyandeyoushi。
duiyufuqindeyiming，yewushuangfeichangbulijie，kezheishifuqindelinzhongyiming。
zongranshiqianbugan，wanbuyuan，tayebuganwuni。
yewushuangzuizhonghaishidayingle。
liangrensuiranxijielianli，kemeiyouganqingjichudeliangren，zenmekenengtongsutongfei。
sannianle，yewushuangyizhiduichenyulengruohanbing。
pingchanglianyijuduoyudehuadoumeiyou。
sannianhunyin，buguoyichangnaojubale。
chenyuruzhuiyejia，buguoshiquanyizhiji，yilaishenfudachou，xinmaijusun，xuyangshangbaochou，erlaizeshichenyunaiwudaozongshi，yibannvziqinengruletadefayan。
sannianfuqi，tongshuitongchi，keerrenquebucengxingguozhougongzhili。
就睡了三年的小床!
chenyuyouxiewuyudeshuo：“tabushigejitianjiuzheiyangyici，youyoujicishizhende。wobuzhidaonimaduinishuoleshenme，danshinimadehua，nixinma?”
dianhuaneitoulikechuanlaiyizhenyouzhangdeaitansheng。
chenmolehaoyihui，dianhuaneitoucaichuanlaiyizhenluomo，“woyihuijiuxiabanle，nixianhuijiagenmadaogeqian，zheigeshijiusuanguoqule。”
“neige，shuangshuang，woyougeshiqingxiangyaogennishangliang……”
chenyujiujielebantian，zhongyukaikoule，xiangyaogenyewushuangshanglianglihundeshiqing。
结果话才说到一半。
嘟嘟嘟!
电话被挂断了。
“ai!suanle，zhaoningyuexineigejianrenbaochouyebujizaiyishibanhuier，dashihaixuyaoyiduanshijianmouhua，zheiduanshijianjiujixuliuzaiyejiaba，dengzhunbeilikaideshihou，zailaigenshuangshuangshanglianglihundeshiqing……”
chenyugangyaolikai，shenhouyizhenquanfeirenjiaolikexiyinletadezhuyi。