第二章 跟我妹有仇?

suizhetangxiaoboyigegaobaoshouleidiuchuqu……

轰隆一声!

dunshifeishazoushi,yanchengungun!

“zhei……”tangxiaoboxinzhongyouyigebuhaodeyugan,yinweiyougedinglvchuxianzainaohaizhong——youyanwushang!

guoran,neijuxipokaiyanchen,chongjierlai!

peng!tangxiaobobeixiyijudadetouluzhuangfeichuqule,congyanshishangluoxiaqu……

zazaidimiandechanei,tangxiaoboganjuezijideleigusihucuoweile,qiangrenzhetengtongcegunyixialakaijuli,zhunbeiyingjiejuxidexiayicigongji……

buguojuxibingmeiyoujixugongji,ershitingxialaile。

tangxiaobodingjingkanqu,jushoushentizhongjianxueroumohu,zhiyouguanjiandejigedifanghailianzhexiexugurou……

yuanlaigangcaigaobaoshouleibaozhadeweizhizhenghaoshijuxideshentizhongjianbuwei……

“tmd,guaiwujiushiguaiwu!”tucaoleyiju,tangxiaoboqiangchengzheshentizhanqilaizhunbeipaolule。

yinweitakandaoneiguaiwudeshangkouyijingyirouyankejiandesuduzaihuifule!yaobuleduojiujiuhuifuyuan……

[ding!fusuxitongjuexing!chushihua……bangdingzhong……ding!bangdingchenggong!]

jiuzaizheishi,tangxiaobodenaohaizhongchuxianbingleng、haowuganqingdejiqiyuyin。

“系统?!”

[di999weisuzhu,fusuxuanzexitongbangdingchenggong,xuanzeba!]

1:shasibumieniexi,qiequyisishenxing!jiangli:yisiyiyushenxing。

2:yinggangbumieniexi,jianchiwufenzhong!jiangli:yidianjinsemineng。

3:taozou,jiangli:qinlingdiqushenglingtutan,meimeishiguwucun。

zhu:wanchengrenwukehuodeyicichoujiangjihui。

wonima!zheihaiyoudexuanzema?diyitiaohediertiaokeyitongshijinxing,keshidisantiaoshishenmegui!

womeimeishiguwucun,zheisuanjiangli?woqunidayedeba!

什么狗屁系统!

“xiaoyewojiubuxuanze!kanninengbawo……”

jiuzaitangxiaobozhunbeiduizheikengdiedexitongzhizhibulideshihou,tadenaohaizhongyouchuxianlebinglengdejixiehuayuyin:

[jinggao!jinggao!di999rensuzhuqitutaobixuanze,qingzuochuxuanze……]

[qingzuoxuanze,fouzejiangduisuzhujinxingleijiechufa。]

**!zhei……xitongniniubi!

shaoweiyoudianerchangshidetangxiaobodouzhidaoleijieshishenme,erqietasihuyijingganjuedaotoudingyouheiyunjujile……

“haohaohao,woxuanzehaibuxingma?”

shuowantoudingneiguwumingdeweiyasihuyexiaoshile……

“woxuandierxiang!”diertiaomingxianshizuijiandande,henfuhebijiaowenjian(song)deziji。

nixiangyaowodeming?neijiufuchuyidiandiandaijiaba,**!

xiangdaozheili,tangxiaoboxinliyihengdao:

“chennibing,yaoniming!”

taochudengshanbaolimiandesankegaobaoshoulei,yibawanjupenhuoqichaozhejuxiyizhenshuchu……

shashijian,shangulimianzheneryulong、huoguangchongtian!

…………

nongyanguohou,juxidebangeshentiyijingxiaoshile,ershengxiadeqianbanshenzezhishengxiazuobiantouluheyoubiandeyizhiyanqiuguazaibankenaodaishang……

“bushibaasir?,zheiyanghaibusi?”

shibushizijiyanhuale,tazongjuedeneijuxilianpendadeyanzhuzishangsihufuxianxiexudanzisedeanwen……

juxidezuoyanhaizaisimingdingzhetangxiaobo,zuizhongyaodeshi,taneiyouyanzhoubianjurankaishizishengchuxiexuzuzhi,haishiyirouyankejiandesudu!

zheitmziyunengliyetainitianleba!

2/3dehuoliyijingquanbuyongshangle,zheiguaiwuhaimeiyouyaosideyangzi,erqietashentiziyuhoudelinpiangengjiayouheifaliang,mingxiandebizhiqiangengkangzoule!

这不会在进化吧?!

[ding!renwuwancheng!jiangliyidianjinseminengdian,yicichoujiangjihui。]

tangxiaoboganjuedaozijishentineiduoleyisinuanliu……

接下来怎么办?

chongshangquhaojindanyaogandiaota?deleba,tianzhidaotahuibuhuizaizhongsheng?

choujiang?denghuizaishuo,meimeianweiyaojin!

kuashangbeibao,tangxiaoboshunzheshanguweiyidechulujixuxunzhaozijidemeimei。

……

a……!shaonvteyoudejianjiaoxiyinletangxiaobodezhuyili。

“是小可的声音!”

tangxiaoboxunzheshengyinchuanguoguanmucong,xiepozhixia,zijidemeimeihetaguimiquansuozaiyiqisesefadou……

啪!

xiayikeyigezhongniannanxinghengfeichulai……

zhijianyigeliangmizuoyoudeheisekuiwurenxingshengwuyibazhangjiangzhongniannanxingpaifeiwumiyuanzhuangzaiyikedashushang,nanxingdangchanghunmi,shengsibuzhi……

[叮!选择吧!]

1:taopao,jiangli:meimeiyicuotoufa。

2:shasishankui,jiangli:meimeipinganwushi,yinsemineng100dian。

3:yushankuitanpan,jiangli:jiangliyigenjimao。

woca,zheikengdiexitonggenwomeimeiyouchoushiba?

haiyounitmjiangliyigenjimaoshishenmegui?xiaoyewoyaojimaoyouniaoyonga?

“我选择2。”

tucaoguitucao,tangxiaobohaishimomodecongkudouzhongtaochuneibakezhideshamozhiying,miaozhunshankuihounaoshao……

pa!yiqiangguoqubingmeiyoumingzhongmubiao,fanerdazaihoufangdedashushang,wanchengyigewandadequekou!

yuanlaishamozhiyingdehouzuoliyaobiyibandeshouqiangdataiduo,pingrili,tangxiaobozhilianxiguoputongdeshouqiang……

neirenxingheiguaiwuniuguotoulai,dingzhetangxiaobo,heranshiyizhangdamahoulian!

neiziyaliezuidebiaoqingkanqilaiyouweishenren……

啪啪啪!

neishankuibujinliliangjingren,erqiesuduqikuai!yigezongtiaojiutiaodaotangxiaoboqianfang5mizuoyou!

shamozhiyingyinweizhongliangchaoguo2kgerbubeijunfangshiyong,kezhizhihoudeshamozhiyingsuiranmeiyoulezhongliang,danshihouzuoliyiranhenda……

zonggongqifazidanzhiyouyiqiangmingzhongshankuituibu,erqiehaishizaiguaiwutiaoqizhihou,wudawuzhuangde,benlaitangxiaobomiaozhundeshishenti,huozheshuo,toubu……

shankuituozheyitiaotui,tabunengtiaoyue,erqieyidongsuduyebianmanleyidajie,zheisihugengjiajifaletade**,dashenghoujiaozhechongguolai!

yikegaobaoshouleibeilaxialahuan,tangxiaobozuijiaoshangyangdao:

“3……2…zaijian!”

shuowanjiangshouleidiuzaizijijiaodi,zongshenyiyue,tiaoxiangpoxia……