“tianna！zhendeshiqinshihuangyingzheng！”
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“kanlaishihuangbuguangsuxing，haihuodelechaofandeliliang。”
“ng，shihuangdizhaohuanchulaideyinghundingshidaqindetieti。”
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tashencaikuiwu，gaodaweimeng，shengaochaoguoyibanren，jiroubizhang，shenqukuanhou，haobuxiandeyongzhong。mianrongjunxiuerxionghun，yanshenxiliershensui。
qinguodajiangjun，beiyuweizhonghuadiyiyongshi，mengtian！
“chendeng，koubaibixia！”
suizhemengtianyishengdahou，suoyoujiangshifanshenxiama，jieguidaozaiyingzhengshenhou。
“平身。”
“谢陛下。”
suizhezhanjiadekengqiangzhiyin，suoyouyinghunzhongxinzhanqishen。
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“nei，duifangshishenni？”
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“dixiongmen，jinribixiaqinziduzhan，gaosubixia，womendekouhaoshishenme！”
“不死不休！”
“再大声一点！”
“不死不休！”
shengyinjiurudaodaoleitingzaikongzhongzhaxiang，shunzhewangluochuanbianzhenggeshijie！
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aruisiqizaizhanmazhishang，yijiubaochijiduandeaoman，shouchizhangqiang，yaozhiyingzheng。
ertadezhenggejunduirutongyitoujudadebaisejiaqiaochong，chaozhezhangchengyibubutuijin。
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“laoliu，gaosunanshan，guanzhuhaoneigefangsheng，qianwanbiechuyiwai。”
“好。”
……
shixianzhuanhuizhanchangzheibian，shuangfangyijiuzhankaibaihaojiashi，suishizhunbeikaizhan。
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“找死！”
haiweidengyingzhenghuihua，mengtianyirandanu，yangqishouzhongdezhangdaojiuyaodaijunchongfeng。
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daizhexiexuxiaoyi，yingzhengyoushouzaicigaogaotaiqi。
“xiaoer，jianzhen，weihebubai？”
“我拜你…”
“轰！”
haiweidengaruisimachulai，yishenghongmingcongkongzhongxiangqi，rushanluanyibandezhongliyazailearuisidetoushang，shidetayingshengshengdibahoubanbufenjiyanlexiaqu。
“跪下！”
yingzhengyiranshouqixiaoyi，lianshangbumanhanse，tayoushouxuxuxiaya，daidongzhezhenggeshijiedezhongli，yazailearuisideshenshang。
“咔擦！”
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danshihuangdizenhuijitajihui，yalijinyibujingzeng，ruguogangcaishishanluan，neizheicijiushijianghai！
“砰！”
aruisishuangmuxuehong，bugandiguidaozaidi！
“aaa！jiwosha！”
zhanzhengzhishendecanyangdunshichuanbiandajiangnanbei，tacuiruodezizunxinhongranfensui，zhiyoushengqishidetietitabianhuaxiacainengjietaxintouzhihen！
danshi，qinchaotiejun，zenhuijitazheigejihui！
“轰！”
zhanzhengdehaojiaoshengcipolemengbidehuanghu，daoguangjianyingjianliangjunchongfengerxiang。
qinchaodebubingshouchidunpai、geqi、zhangdao，jinmidilieduichongshaerlai，xuanjiazhaoti，zaiyangguangxiashanshuozhejinsedeguangmang，fachuzhenerdejinshupokongsheng。
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renyuedayueshao，shengqishimenyuedayuexinjing。
qinchaotiejunsihumeiyousihaojupadejixiang，tamenshenpihouzhongdekaijia，shouchifenglidezhangmaohelijian，xiangyigukuangfengbanxiangqianchongsha。
tamenshisirugui，fangfomingyunzaoyiyutamenhuaqinglejiexian。
shengqishijuntuandeshibingmenhuiwuzheshouzhongdeshenshengzhangjian，guangmangsishe，jiannandidangzheqinchaodechongfeng。
yaozhidao，tamengegedoushichaofanzhe，shentizhuangrumanniu，danshitamenjiushidingbuzhuqinchaotiejundechongfeng！
为什么？
因为他们怕死。
erqinchaotiejun，busibuxiu！
tamenquchong，qusha，ranhouqusi！
tamenbupasi，tamenshenzhizhengxiankonghouqusi，zhiyaosizhiqian，nenggouzhongchuangduifangjiugoule！
谁说，神一定无敌？
sheiyoushuo，renbunengtushen！