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看上去都是一样的！
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或者是饿狼的宵夜。
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就是**也不行。
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“nishishei？xiaoxizhunquema？”
zhangyanghuidadao：“wojiushiyigeguoludequnzhong，xiaoxizhunque。”
对方挂断了电话。
zhangyangkaishiqiazheshijiandengdai。
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“你才是怂包！”
“你是怂包！”
“你是……”
……
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