第1章 乌龙登记

“wobuguanniyongshenmebanfa,sandiansishizhiqianbarendaidaodengyindengjichu。”

“laoda,zhiyouershifenzhongbudaoa,woqihuojianyemeineimekuaia,zaishuonanengsuibianzhaogejiujiehunde。”

suyunyunqiaoqiyibiandezuijiao,manbuzaiyidelenghengdao:“neishinideshi,wanbuchengjiudengsibani。”

qishicikeduitalaishuo,zhiyaoshigegongdenenglingzhengjiuxing。

zhiyuduifangzhangxiangbeijingdouwusuowei。

gualedianhuahoutayijiaoyoumencaixia,chezijiugenhuojianyiyangfeichiqilai。

shijiufengangguo,suyunyundechezizhunshitingzailehunyindengjichudamenkou。

touguochechuang,takandaoyigeyingjunfeichangdenanren,shenzheheisechunshougongxizhuang。

muceyimijiudeshengao,zhanzaitaijieshang,poyouyiguqiangliedeyapogan。

zheixiaozizheicibiaoxiandebucuo,zheimeduanshijianneizhaolairuciyouxiudejiehunduixiang。

suyunyunnazhezhengjianxialechezhibennanzi。

kuansongdeheikuzi,wanqikujiao,mingxianshiguozhangdeyuangu,baisedenanxingchenshansuiyideyezaikongkuzili,yitouzhangfalingluandezhachenggemaweibian,yizhangguazilianbuzhizainalicengdenitu,kanbuqingyuanmao。

zheishibanludiejinnikengle!

shensuideyanmoulvechen,mochenduicinvdediyigeyinxiangfeichangjidubuhao,keyifuyibaigedian。

kanleyanshijian,tabunaifandezhouqimeitou,dainvhaipaodaogenqian,shengyinbinglengderutonghanzhebingzhayiyang,“suyunyun。”

“zhengshi。”suyunyunsuibianluleyibaerbiandesuifa,“nilaidedaotingkuai。”

“证件都带了。”

“daile,zouba,suzhansujue。”

竟然比他还急。

mochenmuguangluozaitadelianshang,meitouweicu,“nijiuzheiyangjinqu?”

suyunyunwenshengjiuzhehunyindengjichudedamenbolizhaolezhao。

huitoutuliandequebushihejinquchezheng。

“neige,nidengwoyixia。”

suyunyunjihuyongshandianbandesudujinlexishoujian。

zaicichulaihou,zhengzhanglianganjingbushuo,jingzhidexiaolianwanruotaociwawa,lingdongkeren。

mochenyanlihuaguoyimojingyan,kanguanleneixienongzhuangyanmodelian,duisuyunyunsuyandemeiyanduoleyifenhaogan。

kexiangdaoduifanggentajiehundoushiweileqian,neiyifenhaoganyeshunjiandangranwucun。

suyunyunkebuzhidaoduifangxinlidouzaixiangshenme,tajizhelingzheng,ziranmeizhuyidaoduifangdeshense。

liangrenyiqianyihouzoujingongzuojian,yilukailelvdeng,buchuershifenzhonghongsedebenzijiudaoshoule。

jihushicaizhegongzuorenyuanxiabandianchulaide。

suyunyunhenshimanyidegouqizuijiao,zhuanshenkanxiangshenbianmingyishangdezhangfumochen。

gangcaijizhebanzheng,meitaizenmeliuyitadezhangxiang。

如今一看。

zeze,haokandeyoudianguofenni!

lieyangxia,nanzidewuguanjingzhishensuiderutongguifushengongyiyangwanmei。

meixiuzhangyouyingqi,xiazhangdefengyanyourushentan,xiutingdebiliang,bochunqingminchengxian,buyijinrendemianxiang。

chajuedaoletadeshixian,duifangzhuanguolianlai,xilisherendeyanshen,jijuchuantouxing,shengxianlengranhuali,“kangoulema?”

suyunyunqueyesihaobuju,yanlimanshixinshangzhise,“dangrankanbugou。”

huochenshenseweibian,suijijifengdechelechezuijiao,mouziliyanezhisegengshen。

suoyoudenvrenzaitadeyanlidoubeitieshangleaimuxurongyutanlanbiaoqian。

zheiciruobushilaoyezishoushutaishangyisixiangbi,tayebuhuilinshizhaogenvrenchezheng。

suyunyunbingbuzaiyiduifangdetaiduruhe,yanguizhengchuandao:“wodetiaojianheyaoqiunidouzhidaoleba?”