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woshiyulequanchulemingdebendanhuaping,yinweizaiyicicaifanglishuomeicanjiaguogaokao,beiwangyouchaofenglehaojinian。

xiangbizhixia,xuebanvxingqiaoanchelurenyuanjiuhaodeduo,tafensilaoshinawochulailacai。

houlaizhimingbeidajiaoshoufapengyouquan:zuihaodelianggexueshengdouquyanxilemeiyigezuoshiyandefennu

当晚上了热搜。

diertiandecaifangli,qiaoanchebaoyuan:laoshiwobuyaomianzidemawoyanxibuhuidanwuzuoshiyandela

wokukudisisuo,wozaibeidawulixi,haoxiangmeijianguotaa?

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jieshuleyitiandepaishe,womeizizidizuozhehuijiudiandebaomuche,shuazhepengyouquan。

jieguodiyitiaojiushilinjiaoshoude。

zuihaodelianggexueshengdouquyanxilemeiyigezuoshiyandefennu

woyoudianxinxudimolemobizi,jilaolinhuifuleyigexiaoqieshuaidaodebiaoqing。

meiguoyihuier,chiyemingyeshuadaolezheitiao,taxuewo,yehuifulexiaoqieshuaidaodebiaoqing。

wowuyudifanlegebaiyan。

wohechiyemingtongyangshikaowulijingsaijindebeida。

congshengduijixunkaishiwomenjiuzhuyidaoleduifang,yizhizhenfengxiangduidaozuihou。

buguowomengaoernalejinpai,baosonghoumeishigan,suoyiwohechiyemingyiqicanjialebushaowulihuodong。

jinbeidahouhaishitongyigejiaoshoudaiwomen,yesuanbucuodepengyou。

houlaitafajuelechanggedeaihao,wofajueleyanxideaihao,chenzheshujiadouqugaolefuye。

buguowomenzaiyulequandediweikeweitianchadibie,tashitiancaidingliurapper,woshiheihongjiulouyunvxing。

bannianqianbuzhidaotachouleshenmefeng,turanfeiyaojinjunyanyiquan,haifeiyaohewohezuo。

wobuguan,nishiwoshimei,nibixudedaidaiwochiyemingmanbujiangli。

woshishijiewomantouheixian。

dangnianwulijingsai,mingmingwocaishiguo!haiyou,jiuwozheiheihongchengdu,lurenyuanzheimechajing,hewohezuonidebeimasi

chiyemingzhoulezhoumeitou:nimeicanjiagaokaoneishi,niweishenmebuchengqingyixia?

wosongsongjian:gongsiburang,feigenwoshuowoshihezoubendanmeirenheihongluxian。

buguohaozaihetongmashangyaodaoqile,wobuzhunbeixuyuele,ganjueyulequanhaishibushihewo。woxiaoshengdishuo。

haiyou,wodelunwenzaituo,laolinjiuyaojiyanle

diertianyizao,meishuixingdewozuoshangbaomuche,manlianyuanqidizaiqucanjiafangtandelushang。

wodexiaozhulituranzhejidehuitou:songjie,nikuaikanresouwanlewanlewanle