第1章:穿越就要带帽子?

di1zhang:chuanyuejiuyaodaimaozi?

shenjifuhaoqunyaoqingninjinruqunliao。

qixiuyuankanzhezijishouji,yigejiao‘suiliao’deruanjiandetishi,rangtayouxiemengbi。

“wotemechuanyuele?zheishigeleisidiqiudepingxingshijiele?zheihuoyejiaoqixiuyuan?”qixiuyuanrouzhenaodai,sixuyouxiefanza。

“qixiuyuan,wohenishuohuanitingbudaoma?nishibushilongzi?womenjiazenmeyounizheimeyigefeiwu!?nilaopo,wojiejie,wudianyaoquwangchaojiudianjianguxingbang,sandianlenijuranwudongyuzhong!?nilaopomashangyaobeirenqifule,nihaizaizheizuozhe?zenmebuqusi?”lulinlinkanzhedingzheshoujifalengdeqixiuyuan,haobukeqidezhizezhe,rutongmayigeshiebushederenyiban。

neipoladejiashi,sihaobuxiangmingpaidaxuedezaidushengyingyoudeqizhi,huotuotuoyigepofu。

qixiuyuankanleyiyanlulinlin,zheishitamingyishangdexiaoyizi,eryuanzhushimingyishangruzhuidaolujia,danshiyagenjiumeilingzheng,buguoshikoutoufuqi,danshizheishichuletamenliangdangshirenzhiwai,meirenzhidao!

gengyaomingdeshi,yuanzhumingyishangdelaopoyinweigongsishengyidewenti,xianzaijiuyaoqudanduhedongchengshigujiadashaoyezaijiudiandanliaole!

“buguanzenmeyang,zheitemeyenengren?”qixiuyuanyizhendewuyu。

zhengyaofazuo,yigeshengyinturanxiangqi:“shenjifuhaoqunyiyaoqing,qingninjiaru,rubujiaru,shimiaozhihoujianghuikaiqizibaochengxu。10,9...”

“**!”qixiuyuanbuzaiquguanlulinlin,lianmangxianjieshouyaoqingzaishuo,xiaomingyaojina!

erlulinlinkandaoqixiuyuanjuranwudongyuzhong,haijixuwanshouji,shengqidechuaileqixiuyuanyijiao。

“hehe!qixiuyuan,woyiqianzhishijuedenijiushichiruanfan,xianzaiwozhendejuedenijiushigelaji,feiwu!zijidenvrenniyenengsong?”lulinlinkandaoqixiuyuandeyangzi,buqifanxiao,qingxujidongrangtabaixidelianpangyouxietonghong,shenzigengshibolangdedoudongzhe。

“xingle,linlin,nihezheigefeiwushuoyoushenmeyong?mingtianwojiurangnijiejiehetalihun!”lulinlindebianshang,zuozheyigezhongniannvren,danfengyan,dibaotian,buxiedeyanshensaoleqixiuyuanyiyan。

“ma!nihaibuxiangbanfa!guxingbangshenmeren!?tarangjiejiequjiudianhetatanhezuodeshi,niyiweiyoushenmehaoxinsima!?”lulinlinfangqileqixiuyuan,ershilianmangrangzijilaomaxiangbanfa。

sheizhidaozhongniannvrentingdaozheihua,yidianbushengqi,fandaolizhiqizhuangdeshuodao:“wodangranzhidaonijiejiekenenghuiyudaodeshiqing,danshizheizhongshiqing,youshenmedea!nijiejieyaoshinengpanshanggujia,womenderiziyehaoguoa!zongbizheigefeiwuqiangba!?”

zhongnianfunvshuowan,tuileyibaqixiuyuanshuodao:“niqujiwoqiedianshuiguo。linlin,laiwohenishuo,niyihuijiuqujiudian,yidingyaonadaozhengju,zheiyanggujiayidinghuiyoubuchangde,daoshihou...”

lulinlinbukezhixindekanzhezijidemuqinwangfengmei,sihu,tameixiangdaozijidemuqinjuranhuizheiyangshuo。

“linlin,wozhidaonidexiangfa!danshinizhidaomamadenanchuma?nibabazouzhihou,jiaquankaowohenijiejie。mamayoushenmebenshi,quankaoniangjiabangmang!quanjiawonengzhiwangshei?nandaozhiwangqixiuyuanzheigefeiwuma!?wunianle,tachulechihelasa,ganguoyijianzhengjingshima?”wangfengmeishuodaozheili,shenshouzhixiangqixiuyuan。

kandaoqixiuyuanhaizaiyuandiwanshouji,wangfengmeiqideshenshoujiuyaoyigeerguangshuaiguoqu。

zheigeshihou,qixiuyuanshouqileshouji,shenshouzhualewangfengmei,henhendedinglewangfengmeiyiyan。wangfengmeimeixiangdaoqixiuyuanjuranhaishou,dangxiajiuzhunbeidama,huadaozuibianjiukandaoqixiuyuanliangzhiyanjingsisidedingzheta。

sihu,tazhiyaokaikou,qixiuyuanjiuhuihaobuliuqingdeshoushitayiban。

qixiuyuanmeiyouzailicaiwangfengmei,ershichongzhelulinlinshuodao:“shiwangchaojiudianba!?”

lulinlinyileng,zheiwunianlai,taconglaimeikandeqiguozheigejiefuqixiuyuan,qixiuyuanyeconglaimeiyouguozheiyangherendeqishi。yishijian,tabuzhidaogairuhehuida,zhishixiayishidedianlediantou。

qixiuyuandangjinachushouji,xinga,bushishenhaoliaotianqunme!

zaiqunlichuiniubi,woxiangyaoshenmedounengji?

laozijiuyaozheigewangchaojiudian!

yushi,qixiuyuanfachuleshenjifuhaoqundiyigexiaoxi:woyaowangchaojiudian!

fawan,qixiuyuanjiudingzheshouji。xinzhonganziqidao:made,buyaowanwoa,buranwozhinengquzhenrenpkle!

“wangchaojiudianshiba?meiwenti,songjini!”jiaowotudiye。

“neiwoyesonggejianmianliba!yiqianwan,qingxiaona!”wocaishicaishenye。

“wojiusonggemeinvba!”zuimeixiaoxiannv。

“womeishenmehaosongde,youxuyaozhaowoba,tamenbunengbande,wolaiban。”quandoushiwode。

yitiaoduanxintiaolechulai:“nindehuaguogongyinkaruzhangyiqianwan。”

zhende,hahaha!laozifale!

“songwoquwangchao。”fawanxiaoxi,qixiuyuanbuxiedekanleyiyanwangmeifeng,zhuanshenzoudaobieshumenkou,duizhesijizhangfengshuodao。

zhangfengzuozaiyizishangkanzhebaozhi,tingleqixiuyuandehua,zhishitaitoukanletayiyan,youqukanbaozhi,rutongmeitingdaoyiban。

qixiuyuanshenshouzhuaguobaozhi,duizhezhangfengjiushiyigeerguang,ehenhendeshuodao:“bieyiweilaozihaoqifu,kaiche!buranjintianbuguannishisheijiaderen,xinbuxinwonongsini!”

zhangfengyiliandemengbi,huiguoshenlai,chaoqibandengjiuyaoheqixiuyuanganzhang。

zheigeshihou,zhuichulaidelulinlinlianmangshuodao:“zhangshu,quwangchao,kuaidian。”

zhangfengkandaolulinlinzhihouxingxingshouqibandeng,zhilezhiqixiuyuan,zheicaibuganxindequkaiche。

zaicheshang,qixiuyuanhaiyouxiebuganxiangxin,shitanxingdechonglegehuafei。

“xiaofei100yuan,yue99999900。”

“guoranshizhende!laoziyaofadale!”qixiuyuankongzhibuzhudehenhendepaileyixiazuoyi。

zheituranqilaideyixia,hedezuozaiqianmianfujiashilulinlinyidatiao。

“nishibushiyoubing!?nizaicheshanghengshenmeheng!?yaobushinimeiyong,wojiejiehuiqujianguxingbang!?qixiuyuan,denghuiruguonishiyigenanren,jiubierangwoshiwang!bierangwozhidaoniliandixiandoumeiyou!”lulinlinhuiguotou,yilianbuxiedekanzheqixiuyuan。

“xiaojie,ninhaishibiezhiwangtale。bushiwangshangliuxingyijuhuama?xiangxinta,muzhudounengshangshule。”sijizhangfengkanleyiyanhoushijing,jianfengchazhendechaofengqixiuyuan。

“zhangshu,doushenmeniandaideduanzile!suanle,woyemeizhiwangzheigefeiwu!nikuaidiankai,zaiduojiaojigeren!woyidingbunengrangwojiejiechushi。”lulinlinhehexiaoleqilai,ranhouduizhangfengshuodao。

“xiaojie,zheijiaorenwokebuganjiao,furenshuole,jiushirangnilaikankan,kemeizuobiede。”zhangfengweiweiyisuobozi,xiaoxinyiyideshuo。

“ni!”lulinlinqideliandouhongle。

“xingle,biechaole,fanbufan!wozijideshi,wozijijiejue!”qixiuyuanbunaifandedaduanleliangrendeduihua。

made,jiusuanzijishichuanyuede,buguanzhenjiehunhaishijiajiehun,keshizongguizaibierenkanlaishilvmaozia!genghekuang,zheimegemeinv,taqixiuyuandouhaimeichi,zenmenengrangbierenshang?budui,jiusuanchile,yebunengrangbierenshang!

guxingbangshiba!?dongchengzuixiaozhangdeshaoyeshiba!juranganzaidonglaozidedipandonglaozideniu,nijilaozidengzhe!