第三章套路不对啊！
kandaoyuanmenmeiguan，wangxiaofanmeiqiaomenjiuzhijiezoulejinlai。
“哗啦啦！”
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“谁？”
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人言可畏！
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“哦！”
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“e，zheijianshitianzhidizhinizhiwozhi，wokendinghuilanzaiduzili，jueduibuhuiyoudisanzhezhidaode。zaishuo，gangcaiwobingmeiyoukandaoni......”
“没看到我？”
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“噗！”
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......
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