第一章明天就去离婚
wanshangbadian，shudou，sujiabieshu。
“shenze，jiwopaobeichalai！”youxianzuozaidatingshafashangdezhangmuniangjiangfang，zhigaoqiyangdifahaoshilingdao。
zhengzaichufanglixiwandeshangmennvxushenzewensheng，dishengxiaqidishuodao：“ma，ninshaodengyihuier，woxilewanjiujininpaocha。”
jiangfangwenyan，zhale，houdao：“shenze，nishilonglehaishitingbudongwoshuodehua？woyaonixianzai、likejiwopaobeicha，ranhouduandaowomianqian！”
zheigejiangfangjintianshichilezhayaoma？
shenzebushuangdibaoyuanleyiju，ranhoutahaishirenqitunshengdetingzhixiwan，dangjipaoleyibeicha，duandaolejiangfangdemianqian。
“妈，您的茶。”
jiangfangheizheyizhanglian，tayanedidengleshenzeyiyan，ranhoutajieguochabei，yangtouheleyikou。
“噗......”
erjinjiezhe，jiangfangjianghejinzuilidechashuitudaoledishang，ranhoutataiqitounudengzheshenze，lishengchizedao：“shenze，nipaodeshenmegoupicha？zenmezheimenanhe？”
“nigegoudongxi，shibushiguyipaozheimenanhedechajiwohe，haolaiqiwo？”
shenzepaodezheibeicha，hejiangfangpingchanghedemeishenmeliangyang。
shenzejuedejiangfangshizaiguyidiaonanta，suoyirenbuzhubianjiedao：“ma，wojiushizhengchangpaode，meiyouguyiqini。”
“nizheigelianpaochadoupaobuhaodefeiwu，juranhaiganjiaobian？”
jiangfangdafaleiting，zhijiejiangshouzhongdechabeinushuaizailedishang：“wokannishibuzhidaozijixingshenme，fanletianle！”
“砰！”
chabeimengliezhuangjizaicizhuanshang，heranshishuaidefensui。
shenzemingyishangdelaopo，tangzaishafashangkandianyingdesushimankanbuxiaqule，tafanzaodizuoqishen，yanshenxianqidikanzheshenze，lengshengchizedao：“shenze，nishinaodaibeimenjialema？juranganrewomashengqi，niganjinxiangtapeilidaoqian！”
shijiangfangmeishizhaoshi，pingshenmeyaorangtapeilidaoqian？
shenzexiangyemeixiang，jujuedao：“womeiyoucuo，buhuipeilidaoqian。”
sushimanwenyan，liumeijinzhou，yunnudao：“shenze，nilianwodehuadouganbutingle？nishizhenyaofanletianshibushi？”
“wogennizheizhongfanguzijielehun，zhenshidaolebabeizixuemei！”
“nijintianyaoshibugenwomapeilidaoqian，wojiugennilihun，rangnicongsujiagundan！”
sushimanbahuashuodefeichangzhong，chiguoguodiweixieshenze。
shenzewenyan，liansebiandeshifennankan。
jiangfangpingbaiwugudidiaonanta，natasaqi，ersushimanzeshibufenqinghongzaobaijiuzhizeta，erqiehainalihunweixieta。
zheiduimunvzhenshiyidiandoubukaolvtadeganshou，genbenbubatadangrenkan！
shenzeshuangquanjinwo，xinzhongchongmanlequruyuqifen。
jiehunyinian，tajiurenshouleyiniandeqi，shi，tashishangmennvxu，qishideshou，dantayegengshiyanjingjiangmenshijia、congxiaoyangzunchuyoudedashaoye！
yaobushiyinweigangshangdaxuedeshihou，shenzezaoyuchoujiaansha，beishashoukanzhongshudao，zaidaozailexuexiaofujindeyitiaoxiangzili，jiuzaitamanxinjuewang，yiweizijijiangyaoyinweiliuxueguoduoerxiukesiwangdeshihou，shenweidaxuexiaohuadesushimanpengqiaoluguo，chuxianzailetademianqian。
sushimanyutasuweipingsheng，bingburenshi，dansushimanquemeiyouduitabuguanbugu，ershimeiyoujuniyunannvzhibie，haobuyouyudediyishijianjitazuolexinfeifusu，rangtahuanzhuyikouqihou，sushimanyouyongzijijiaoxiaorouruodeshenqu，beizhemanshenshixuedeta，shijinhunshenliqi，yiluxiaopaochongcilejigongli，yizuikuaidesudujiangtasongdaolexuexiaodeyihushi，rangtajishidedaoleyizhi，congerbaozhulexingming。
dangshi，sushimanzaishenzedexinlijiurutongshengjieyushanliangdetianshiyiban，zaitatangzaiyihushidebingchuangshang，piantouningshizhemanliandahanyupibeizhise、queduitaluchuruyangguangbanwennuancanlanxiaorongdesushimandeshihou，tabianshenshendixihuanshanglesushiman，bingqieanzizaixinzhongfashi，zheibeiziyaojisushimanyishironghuafuguiyuxingfu，yaohusushimanyishianwenpingding！
suoyihoulai，shenzezaibeiqindiebizhemeijixududaxueershiquzhanchanglilianlesinianzhihou，bianmabutitingdelaidaoleshudou，rangyinbingqushidesufuzailinsiqianzuozhu，rangtahesushimanjiehun。
erqiekaolvdaosushimandeganshou，bimianshenfendiweixuanshujuda，rangsushimanxinzhongbupingheng，shenzebianweiquziji，yipuputongtongdeshenfenzuolesujiadeshangmennvxu。
zheiyinianlai，weilerangsushimananxinguanlisushijituan，shenzenuliliaolihaojiashi，qinqinkenken，renlaorenyuan，bingqieyizhianzhongdongyongzijideliliang，zhaofusushijituan，rangsushizhubuzhuangda。
shenzebenyiweitabuxiyiqiedefuchu，huirangsushimanmunvliangniantadehao、chengtadeqing，quemeixiangdaozheiyiqiefeidantulaowugong，fanerrangsushimanmunvliangduitadeqiyayuqurubianbenjiali，duitagengjiaqiaobuqi，gengjiaxianqiyuyane。
shizhijinri，shenzesuanshichedimingbaile，tiangoubuhuiyouhaoxiachang，tabunengzairenxiaqule，yebuyongzaizhuangle！
shenzeyanshenwubishiwangdikanzhesushiman，zichaoyixiaodao：“sushiman，wobawosuoyoudeaidoujileni，woyiweiwobuxiyiqiedefuchuhuihuanlainidezhenxin，quemeixiangdaohuanlaideshinigengjiademanbuzaihu，yijigengjiadexianqiyuqiaobuqi。”
“woyijingrennihenjiule，jintiansuanshichedisixinle，niyizhidouxianghewolihun，xing，jintianwojiuchengquanni，mingtianwomenjiuquminzhengjubanlilihunshouxu！”