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jingtouyizhuan，laojiudejiaoxuelouzaidengguangdezhaoyaoxia，haosiqingjingzaixian，jinguansiwangfangshibutong，danzishadeqianyinhouguo，quexiangfuzhiyiban，jingrendixiangsi！
nvyanyuan“shenwang”daodi，chouchuzhe，xianxuezaidimianhuanhuanmanyan。
“ting！kuai，bameimeifuqilai！”
jigegongzuorenyuanlianmangshangqian，xiaoxindichanfuzhehunshenshixuejiangdenvyanyuan，daoyanguzhangzantan：
“meimei，nideyanjiyuelaiyuehaole！zhaozheiyangxiaqu，yinghoudebaozuo，linibuyuanle！”
nvyanyuanliansecanbai，tongkongrengrankuosan，naohaizhongmomingqimiaofuxiandechangjing，jiujiubunengsanqu。
nvyanyuangandaoyigubinglengcigudehanqizhizuanjiliang，zhouweideyinsenyukongjuxiangyouxingzhiwubanchanraozheta，rangtaxinliyongqiyiguqiangliedetaopaochongdong。
shenzhipangrenqingqingchanfuzheta，tayemeichajue。
zhidaodaoyandekuazanshengchuanguokongjudemiwuchuanlai，nei“zuijianvzhujiao”、“yinghou”dezunguitouxian，rangtahuanghujianhuidaolexianshi，zuijiaomianqiangjichuyisikuxiao：
“多亏了导演……”
“taitourule！kuai，rangmeimeilaoshiquxiexiyixia！”
daoyankouzhongde“laoshi”lianggezimanzaijingyi，suijitaxingfendihuifanggangcaidepaishepianduan，manyideshenseyiyuyanbiao，lianliandiantou。
“laoshi”zheigecijiuxiangyijiqiangxinzhen，rangmeimeijingshenshaoweizhenfen。
zheishidaoyanduitaderenke！
zaizhushoudechanfuxia，tamanmanzuoxia，xinxianghuoxuzhengshizijitaiguoruxi，caihuichanshengzheixiehuanjue。
dianyinglideyoulingdoushijiade，meibiyaoguofendanxin，zhiyouquanqingtouru，cainengzhuazhugengjingcaidejiaosejihui……
“zenmezheimeleng，qiutiandetianqizhenshishuobianjiubian……kuaizhunbeixiayichangpaishe，geweixinkule……”
daoyanfanfukanlejibianluxiang，turangandaoyiguhanqipumianerlai，huiguoshencaifaxianshijianjinpo。
shijianjinpo，tamenbixujinkuaicheli，yushijimangcuicudajiazhunbeixiayigechangjing。
jiexialaidechangjingshizaijiaoxuelouwaimian，jiangshunvguiconglouneizouchu，tashangfuchouzhengtudeqingjie。
“huazhuanglaoshi，qingjiakuaijindu……zhiyou20fenzhongle……ng？yijinghaole？shouyigaochao，tailihaile！”
“zhushou，jieshuhoujihuazhuanglaoshijiagejitui……juzuzhunbei，‘huaiyunshaonvbianligui，xunzhaofuxinhanbaochou’dekaichangjingtou，kaishipaishe！”
daoyanhuayingangluo，yigeliansenankandeshenyingqiaowushengxidichuxianzairenqunbeihou。
changjibanpadiyishengluoxia，paishezaiciqidong。
ermangliudejuzurenyuanduicihaowuchajue。
zaiyipangdebaomucheli，huazhuangshizhengyijingrendesuduweimeimeihuazhenvguidezhuangrong……
……
jingtouduizhunnvgui，guangxianjianjianbianan，jiezhuyueguangyingzhao，huamianzhongmimanzheyinsenzhiqi，daoyankanhoubuzhudiantou，xinzhonganzihuanxi，touzizhongyukandaolechengxiao。
xuexiaoqichuduocijujue，zhidaodeyuchuzhurenshouxialeneigewuwanyuandehongbao，tamencaideyizaizheilipaishe。
gaoangdedaijiacengrangtaxinteng，danxianzaikanlai，suoyoudexishengdouzhile！
“huaiyunshaonvbianligui，dingyaoneifuxinhanfuchudaijia……”
“meicuo……wohuirangnifuchudaijiade！”
“jishiyoufomenzhongrenbaohuyounengzenyang……”
“woyaofuchou……woyaobiandeqiangda……buguanzenyang，wodouhuiqinshoushaleni！”
“wohefuzhonghaizideming……”
“nijianghuiyiyichanghai……yixuelaiji！”
nvguizhanzaipojiudejiaoxueloumenkou，banbianlianshangxuejibanban，zhengningdebiaoqingrangrenbuhanerli。
哎呀？
daoyandeyanshenzhuanxiang“nvyanyuan”，xinzhongshengchuyiwen。
台词怎么不对劲呢？
什么佛门保护？
zhongzhongqiguaizhichu，rangrenfeijie。
算了！
一点小错无伤大雅。
biaoyan、fenwei、zhuangrongfuzhuang，yiqiedoujiejinwanmei，taicidexiaowenti，houqikeyixiuzheng。
等等！
daoyandemuguangbeipingmushangdeyimuxiyinzhule。
xianshiqilimiande“nvyanyuan”shenbian，jingranduoleyigehunshenshixue、pifuzhoubabade，shouzhangdaxiaofangfozaochanerdekepashengwu！
zheiyangkongbudehuamian，jiulianpaiguipiandezhuanyerenshiyebeizhenhandaole。
daoyantaitou，shixiancongpingmuyidaoxianchang，yanqiandeyingerxingxianggengjiajingren。
“ting！daojuzu！zheizenmehuishi？bushishuoyingertexiaoshihouqijiashangqudema？zheigedaojushisheinonglaide？”
“made，suiranbizhen，danyoumeiyouxiangguo，jiaruleta，womendedianyinghainengbunengtongguoshenhe？”
tingjianzebei，daojuzutoutounankandizhanqilai，shouzhitoubuyouzizhuchanshangfasizhuanquan：“daoyan，zheizhenbushiwomenzizuozhuzhangjiadee！”
“不是你们干的？”
daoyanyilianjingcha，yanshenzaidaojuzuderenshenshangliulailiuqu：“ruguobushinimen，hainengyoushei？”
“jueduibushiwomendeshoubi！”
“womenlianmianerdoumeizhaoguo……”
“zheidongxi，wopengdoubuganpengyixia，jiupazhanshangbuganjingdedongxi，wanshangyinianneiwodoubuganyigerenzouyelule。”
wenleyiquanxialai，quanshihanyuandeshengyin，daoyandehuoqichengdeyixiajiushanglaile：“meirenrenzhang？nandaotashizijibengdachulaide？nanbuchengzhenyouguiguaizaidaoluan？”
“……”
话音一落，
buzhizenmede，renqunturanxianruyipiansijizhizhong。
“说话啊！”
“nimenjitibianyabale？yige‘gui’zijiubanimenhedehunfeiposanle？zanmenzheikeshipaiguipianni，yiqunfeiwu！”
“ruguobuxiangpaile，zhijieshuobujiudele，ganyaozhengzheixieyoudemeide！”
导演气得脸都红了。
daojuzutoutouliansecangbaidexiangzhangzhi，shengyindouzaidou：“daoyan，ta……tagangcaidongle！neigedaoju，ganggangqueshishidonglede！”
“动了？”
daoyanmeitouningchenglegeda，niutouyikan，neiyingermoxinghaishiananjingjingditangzaiyuandi，naliyouyisiyihaonuodongguodejixiang？
“nigenwokaiwanxiaoni？yigedaojuzenmehuizijidong？biejiwowanhuazhaole，yanchouzhedoukuaishiyidianle，shijianbaogui，jingbuqidanwu！”
“ke、kedaoyan……ta，zhenshizijidongde！”
sheyingshiannabuzhuchalejuhua，tacongtoudaoweiyanjingjiumeilikaiguojianshiqi，meigehuamiandoumeiluoxia。
taqingqingchuchukandao，neiyingermoxingjingranmanmanshenchuxiaoshou，chaozhe“nvyanyuan”defangxiangpaleliangbu！
“zhendongle，nandaomeimeilaoshihuimeiganjue？meimeilaoshi，nishuojuhua，neiwanyierdaodidongmeidong？”daoyandeshengyinyuelaiyueshikong。
xinjizhixia，gengshishoumangjiaoluan，wanyiweilezheiyimuzhongpaiyitian，zaidashangwuwankuaiewaizhichu，tazhenyaomajiele！
“lailelaile！baoqiandaoyan，zheizhuangyoudianfeishijian！”
yibianchuanlailehuiying，meimeichuanzhenvguidefuzhuang，congbaomucheshangkuaibupaolai。
大伙儿都愣住了。