第1章废人
“wuwu～ge，badexinzangbingyoufanle，haichawuwanyiyaofei......”
wanshangbadian，zuowanxiwantuodizheixiejiawuhoudeyefenghaiweilaidejijiexiaweiqun，bianjiedaolemeimeidaizhekuqiangdedianhua。
“yefeng，younizheiyangtuodidema？haigantoulan，gunquzhongxintuoyici！”
“zheigefeiwu，bingyangzi！liangedidoutuobuhao，yebuzhidaolaoyezikanshangtashenme，feiyaorangtaruzhui，kanzhejiulaiqi！”
shuohuade，shiketinglikandianshideyuemulishufanghexiaoyizizhaoxiaomin，liangmunvkandaoyefengtingxialaihou，bianlikehemaqilai。
biekanlishufangyifufengyunyoucundemoyang，zhaoxiaomindeshencaiyangmaoyejimei，danliangmunvmaqirenlaihaobuhanhu，bushiyibandenanting。
zuoweihaowuzunyankeyandeshangmennvxu，siyirumayishichangtai。
“wei，nilonglema？haibuganjinqutuodi，wotongxuedengxiajiuyaolaile！”
kandaoyefengjuranhaizaijiangshouji，meiyoulihuiziji，zhaoxiaominhuodale，suishounaqihewandebolinaiping，xiangyebuxiangjiumengzaguoqu！
嘭！
bolinaipingzhunquezashangyefengdehouyaoshang，jiushangfazuo，zuanxindejutongshunjianmanyanquanshen！
“噗嗤！”
xiayike，yefenghunshenmianruan，penchuyidakouxianxue，zhongzhongshuaihuazaidishang，shifenlangbei。
“zhenshifeiwu，gunchuqu，bieliuzaizheilidiurenxianyan！”
zheiyimu，munvliangyejianguaibuguaile，lishufangmanlianyanedichushengqugan，naqituobashoushiqilai。
zheidangranbushitahaoxin，ershinverzhaoxiaomindetongxue......taneiweizhunnanpengyoushihenyoulaitou，shitianwangshengwujituandedagongzi，zichanshuyi，haihezijiayoushengyilaiwang。ziranbuhuirangyefengzheigefeicainvxuliuzaizheiliaiyan。
“咳咳咳～”
qingkezhejianqidishangdeshouji，yefengcaquzuijiaodexueji，zaizhaoxiaominxianqidemuguangzhong，yiqueyiguaidiwangmenwaizouqu。
tazhudedifangbuzaibieshunei，erzaichekupangneijianxiazhaierjucudexiaobaoanshili。
“guanshangmen，yigexiaoshineibuzhunchulai！”gangyaokaimenjinqu，houmiandezhaoxiaominyouyizhiqishidijinggaoyiju。
“知道了。”
dishengdaleyiju，yefengguanshangmen，youxieliangqiangdizaitiejiachuangshangzuoxia，momodianshangyigenyan。
tasuirancengjingshizonghengouzhoude“tufu”，danxiangbidajiangjunhanxindekuaxiazhiru，zheidianrumazhinengsuanshimaomaoyu。
“buzhidaozheiyang，suanbusuanshixirimanshouxianxuedebaoyingni？”zhongzhongxileyikouyan，yefengwangzhetuihuayanzhongdesizhi，manxinkuse。
yinggaishibusuande，zuoweicengjingdebingwang，duifudoushigezhongkongbuzuzhi，congbulansha，zhangduqintizhishiyigeyiwai......beiansuandeyiwai。
“laojiahuo，danyuannimeipianwo。”
xiangqilaojiahuolinbieshidehua，yefengxinlishengqiyisixiwang，anzhaolaojiahuoshuofa，zhiyaoliancheng“qinggangjing”diyizhong，jiunengbatineiyiliude“zhangdu”quchu，zhubuhuifu。
laoyejia，keshizhiyoutayigendumiaode。
duiyuzhaojia，yefengtanbushanghen，dangchuwuzhongzhangdu，yanyanyixi，shiguqudezhaolaoyezichushoujiuzhide。dangran，duiyulishufanghezhaoxiaominmunvzheiyinianduolaidewuruyudama，ziranshiyoueqide。
“wei，qingyuma？neige......nengjiewodianqianma？”
yigenyanchouwan，yefengbotonglemingyishangdexifuzhaoqingyudedianhua，dishengshuominglaiyi，shengpabeiwaimiandelishufangmunvtingjian。
“mingtianguolaina。”zhaoqingyuqingcuideshengyinchuanchu，daiyouyisibunaifan。
dianhuaneitoudeshengyinyouxiecaoza，haiyoujiubaduyoudexuannaosheng，xianranshizaijiubahuozhektvzhileideyulechangsuo。
“wuwan。”yefengdishengshuochuyigeshuzi，youbuchongdao：“nifangxin，jiedeqianwodoujizheshu，yihouhuihaini......”
嘟嘟嘟～
huahaiweishuowan，huatongliyijingxiangqilemangyin，zhaoqingyuzaoyigualedianhua。
duici，yefengyemeiyousihaoyiwai，xianqianconglishufanghezhaoxiaomindezhizipianyuzhong，tazhidaoyouyiweifushaozaifengkuangzhuiqiuzhaoqingyu。
yaobushizhaolaoyezideyizhushangxieming，liangrenbumanwunianlihun，jiachanjinguiyefengsuoyoudehua，tamenzaojiulihunle。
buguo，yiyefengduizhaoqingyudelejie，yitajiaoaodexingzi，shikanbushangneiweifushaode，shiyoubajiushiliyongeryi。
轰轰轰～
huran，waimianxiangqipaocheduyoudeshenglang，ciyandedengguangshanguo，zhaoxiaomindetongxuedaole。
zheishihetameiguanxi，jiangzhaoqingyuzhuanlaidewuwankuaizhuanjimeimeihou，yefengbianpanxierzuo，xiuxiqi“qinggangjing”。
yinsedeaodipaocheshirutingyuan，shencaishouxuedewutianmingtuimenerchu。
“李姨好。”
“hehe，haohao，kuaijinlaizuoba。”
zaoyizaimenkoudenghoudelishufangmanlianduixiaodiyingshangqu，zhaohuwutianmingjinwu，erhoushifenshiqudichumensanbu。
saoletingyuanyiyan，lengliedemuguangbuzhehenjidizaineijianbaoanshitingliuyixia，wutianmingzhuanshendabujinwu。
“xiaomin，jitianbujian，niyoubianpiaoliangle。”
daliangzhezhaoxiaominxiuxianfuxiadehuobaoshencai，wutianmingyanlishanguoyisizhire，xiaozhegongweiyiju。
“hehe，gennineiweinvmishubiqilai，wokechadeyuanle。”zhaoxiaomindaoleyibeichafengshang，pixiaoroubuxiaodididao。
hualideyisihenmingxian，tabumanzheiweizhunnanpengyouhenvmishudejiuchanbuqing。
“yi，nineiweijiefuni，zenmebujianrenle？”xiangqijinwandemude，wutianmingzhidepiekaidiaoqingdehua，huafengyizhuan，xiaowendao。
“nizhaoneigefeiwuganshenme？”
zhaoxiaominzhoumei，youxiebuman，dansuijijiuxiangdaoshenme，yadishengyinwendao：“neigeyao，nipeichulaile？”
huayujian，touchusisiyayibuzhudexiyi，yaoshizhendehua，jiejiejiunengchedibaituoneigefeiwule。
“peichulaile，zuixindeshengwuyaoji，wusewuwei。”
wutianminglianshanglveguoyisiyinleng，congdoulitaochuyizhimuzhicuxideboliping，limianzhuangzhebanpingmolvsedeyeti。
“zhiyaoyouyidijinrurenti，biangenzhiwurenchabuduo，quanshenjinenghuizaibangeyueneituihuadaijin，wushengsiqu。”
huanglehuangshoulideboliping，wutianmingmanliandeyidixiaodao：“dujiapeizhi，jishishidayiyuanyezhinengrenweishimouzhongyanzhongweisuozheng，chabudaowomentoushang。”
“zheimelihai！”zhaoxiaominyileng，saolewaimiandebaoanshiyiyan，yaoyadao：“henhao，jinwanjiudongshou，rangzheigefeirenwandan！”
xiangqigangjiehunneitian，zixiaodaodatengaitadejiejiexinrusihuidejuewangmoyang，zhaoxiaominxinlijiushengqiwujindeyuanhen。
tajiejieshijshidiyimeinv，yinggaizhaogegenghaodeguisu，erbushibeineigefeiwutuowunian，yizhilangfeidahaoqingchun，renlaozhuhuang！
yipangdewutianminganandiantou，meixiangdaozheishichuhuyiliaodeshunli。
henkuai，zhaoxiaominchongleyibeilvcha，jiangyaoyedaojinqu，erhouchongmenkoubaoanshidahandao：“yefeng，mashangjiwogunjinlai！”
zheihuier，yefengyijingyungongyizhou，wenyantuimenzouchu。
“kankannimaideshenmepochaye，quandoushifameide，nixianghesiwomenma？”zhaoxiaominzhuangchuyifunubukeedeyangzi，zhizhechajishangdelvchalishenghechi。
“suanlexiaomin，woyebuxihuanhecha。”wutianmingzhuangmozuoyangdibaishoudao。
“meiliyoua，wojintiancaiheguo。”
yefengtingdezhoulezhoumei，chayeshijintianxinmaide，xinxianzheni，zenmekenengfamei。
“buxinniheyikouchangchang！”zhaoxiaominzhizheneibeixinchongdelvchalengshengdao。
diyicizuozheizhonghairendeshi，shengpabeiyefengkanchulai，zhaoxiaominhunshenjinbuzhuweiweizhandou。
zheiyimuluozaiyefengyanli，yiweitashiqide，youxieguoyibuqu，bianduanqineibeilvchaqinglexiayikou。
咕噜～
chashuixiaduneiyike，yefengmiqiyanjing，lianshangshanguoyisiyise，suijiyinqu。
“weidaozhengchang，gujishinimeixichadeyuanyin。”yefengfangxiachabeishuodao。
“e......shima，neimeinideshile，chuquba。”
qinyankandaoyefenghexiaquhou，zhaoxiaominzuijiaolveguoyisilengxiao，huishoushiyitalikai。
“neige，zheibeichawonazoule，ganghaoyoudiankouke。”
zhuanshendeshihou，yefengdanxiaozhedaoleyiju，jingguozhaoxiaomindiantoutongyihou，duanqineibeilvchachuqu，bianzoubianhe。
budanshifeiwu，haishichuncai！
wangzheyefengyiqueyiguaidebeiying，wutianmingluchuyeshibixiao，zheizhongrenhuozaishishang，yeshilangfeikongqi。
zhaoqingyuneizhongnvren，tianshengjiuyinggaishuyulinshaode。
“zou，chuquzhaotamenbiaoyiquan。”
cike，yefengzaizhaoxiaominyanliyijingshigesirenle，xinqingdahao，zhaohuwutianmingchuqubiaoche。
hehenduonvhaiziyiyang，zhaoxiaominxihuanjisubiaocheneizhongqiangliede**gan，qiejishuhaixiangdangnadechushou。
轰轰轰～
wufenzhonghou，yiliangyinseaodipaocheheyiliangbaoshijiepaochexianhoushilibieshu。
baoanshili，yefengtouguoxiaochuangwangzheyuanqudepaoche，muguanglenglie。
“zheigedu，tingbucuo。”
ziyanziyudidaoleyiju，yefengduanqizheibeiduchayiyinerjin，xiayike，fuzhongshengqiyigupengpaidezhirezhiqi，rutonghuoshaoyiban，zhiwangsizhiluancuan。
laojiahuocengjingshuoguo，chuleyong“qinggangjing”quduwai，haiyouyizhaoyidugongdudexianzhao，dangshitahaibuxin。
meixiangdao，juranshizhende！
噗噗噗～
tineiliangduxianghui，duchadeyaolichedibeijifa，zaiwuzanggugeneichandoubuxiu，guochengshifentongku，danqueshitongbingkuailezhe！
“啊！”
tongchuyuefaqianglie，yefengjinyaoyaguan，yitadejingrennaili，haishijinbuzhufachuyishengtongkudemenheng。
qijian，sisilvlvdeheixuecongmaokongneishenchu，xingchouwubi，henkuaijiangyefengranchengyigexueren，chumujingxin。
嘭！
buzhiguoleduojiu，baoanshilichuanchuyishengdichendemenxiang，basanbuhuijiadelishufangheleyitiao，suijijiunule。
“wei，nizheigefeicaizailimianganshenme！”zhongzhongpailejixiamen，lishufangdashengmadao。
啪嗒！
fangmendakai，yiguwenzhiyuoudexingchoupumianerlai，lishufanghedejingjiaoyisheng，lianmangtuikai。