第2章仙女老婆
yejiushishuo，zhenlongpeifenghuang，tianshengjuepei。
woyeyeshuo，qimabainianshijian，zaiyubudaogenwominggeruciqihedenvhaizile，yeyerangwoyidingyaobawozhu，fouzejiusiyisheng。
yushi，wojiujieshoulechengweishangmennvxudezheigeshenfen。
diertian，woyeyejiujiaowobailezushiye，guiguzi。
yeyeshuo，shedaozheigezhiye，qiyuanhenzaoshichunqiuzhanguoshiqi，danqueshicongsongdaikaishifazhande，yikaishibeirenjiao“bumai”。
zheishedaorenxiaoshishi，zhitianming，suanqianshijinsheng，dingqiankunyinyang。
danyinxielutianjiguoduo，bichengshouwubisanque。
suoweiwubi，buwaihu“guan（guan）、gua、gu、du、can。”。sanqueshuobailejiushi“qian，ming，quan”。
woyeyeshi“quan”、“qian”。
zaijiexialaidejiniannei，yeyekaishijiaowodushuxiezi，xuexixuduozhishi，bicunlineixieshangxuedushudehaiziyaoxinkutaiduotaiduole。
chulezhengchangdeketiyiwai，wohaiyaoxuefengshuizhishi，daoshuzhishi，kanchafengshuibaoxuezhishidengdeng。
neijinianwojiushiyeyeshenhoudexiaogenban，genzheyeyebangrenkanxiangsuanming，cehuofu，dingbaoxue，wocongzhongjileijingyan。
woyetingconghuide，kenenghenduoshuxuetizhuaponaodaisuanbuhui，danzhiyaojiechudaofengshuixuanxuededongxi，woyidianjitong。
baokuoyeyejiwokandexuduoxuanxuefangmiandeshu，bamashuokanbudong，woqueyikanjiuhui，shangmiandedaoshuhefengshuimishu，woyixuejiuhui。
jiuzheiyangyizhidaowoshiwusuineinian，yeyezaiba《shedao108juanmishu》chuanjiwohou，huranyiyezhijiancanglaoleshisui，meijitianbiandabingyichang。
houmianyemeijianchijigeyue，bianjiahexiqu。
yeyelinzhongqianyaoqiu，rangwoweiyeyezuofashi。
neici，wokudejihuyunjue。
duiwozheimehaodeyeye，jiuzheimemeile。
erhou，shijianliushi，woyizhiyandu《shedao108juanmishu》，zheishangmianjizailexuxuduoduodexuanxuezhishi，huisenandong，jiusuanshiwo，zheimeduonian，yezhixuelesancheng。
ergenjuyeyedehuashuo，tahuafeiyibeizixinxuelonggongjiuzhixuelesicheng。
buguoyeyedingzhu，zaiwomeiyoumianlinshengsijuejingshi，bunengshanzishiyong《shedao108juanmishu》shangdexuanxue。
buzhibujue，woershisuideshengrilailinle。
neitianzhongwuchilerou，haichilezhangshoumian。
dagaixiawuliangdianzhongzuoyou，wozhengzhunbeigenzhemuqinqutianliganhuo，huranyiliangyueyehaochefeichierlaizaijinjichacheqiangshidetingzaiwomenjiamenkou。
cheneizouchulaiyiweishenchuanxizhuang，shenshangqizhijiweibufan，shouwanshanghebozishangdoudaizhejinshoushidenianqingnanren。
一看就是富豪。
wolikekandao，zheinianqingrenyongyouxiebiyideyanshendaliangzhouweineixietoulaixianmumuguangyanshendecunmin，tahenshiaoqidezouguolai，nachuwubaikuaiqianshuo，“sheishiyanbeiqiujiali，nimengaosuwo，zheiqianjiushinimende。”
zheihualikerangwobugaoxingle，yinweiyanbeiqiujiushiwoyeyedemingzi，zheigerenzhihuminghui，haiyongqianxiururen，rangrenkanlehuoda。
wobianqiaoqiaoguanchazheirendemianxiang，faxianzheirenergaoyumei，xiuqirunze，xiabafengyu，zhuntoufenglong，zheishiyigedafudaguizhixiang，danhenkexideshi，zheimianxianghaiweiwanquanzhangkai，yejiushishuo，jiusuanzheirendafudaguiyebushidangxia，ershiduonianzhihou。
bingqie，zheirenmianyoufangu，lianjialiangbiandegutoutuchumingxian，zhongetougaosong，zuichunyehenbo。
neimezhengmingzheirenqishihenpanni，erqiemuqianmeiyoushenmejingjishouru，shikaozhesuoqujialiren。
kandaozhei，wozaiqiazhiyisuancirenzhaowoyeyedemude，piankejian，wobiansuanchu，cirenlaizhebushan，guaxiangzhonghaiyouwoyinyuanxianshi，neimewobianlikekendinglewodexiangfa。
yushi，woluchuxiaorongshuo，“yuanlaishiwodexiaojiuzi，meixiangdaonizheimejibanijiejiejiajiwoa，wodouhaibuzhejini，fangxinba，wogennijiejiedehunshidengguolejintianwojiuqujiangchengban。”
zheinianqingrentinglemashangdengdayanjing，sihuzaiwen，wozenmezhidaotashishei，youshizenmezhidaotalaizheilidemude。
danxiayimiao，woyebuzhidaotaxiangdaoshenme，xianshidengzheyannushizhewoshuo，“bieluanjiao，sheishinixiaojiuzia，haixianggenwojiejietanhunshini，niyebusapaoniaozhaoyizhaonizheidexing。jiranzuotianwobadaledianhualaishuoguole，nijiugaiyoujuewu，buyaohuilewojiejie。”
wotinglecaimingbai，yuanlaitayiweiwoshizhidaotamendaledianhuaguolai，caicaidaotadeshenfen，qishiwobingbuzhidao。
danwoxiaolexiaomeiyoujieshi。
jiezhe，tashouqilediguolaideqianfangjindouli，youshangxiadaliangwo，neiyanshenlimiandoushibishi，ranhoujixushuo。
“qiongguangdannizhidaoma？zaijiangcheng，buzhidaoduoshaofujiagongzigezhuiqiuwojiejie，haoduorendoupaibushanghao，niyigeshancunyefu，nisuanshenmea。”
“erqie，neixiegongzigesuibiansongwojiejieyigeliwu，doujiazhijiwanshijiwan，shenzhijishishangbaiwan。nizheihunshenyitaoyifukongpadouyaobuleyibaikuai，ninashenmequjiwojiejiexingfu，youshenmezigeshuoyaohetajiehun？”
wokeyikanchulai，wozheigexiaojiuzia，henqiaobuqiwo，erqieqingxuhaihenjidong。
woyouzenmekenengbuzhidaotalaizheilimeihaoshi，congguaxiangzhongwojiukanchu，talaizhebushan，jirangenwodeyinyuanyouguan，neijidakenengjiushilaituihunle。
zhishi，tahenaoqi，woshuoneixiehuajiushiqita，qishiwoxinliyemingbai，yelijie，womenjiadequeqiong，suiranyeyehenniubai，woxianzaibenshiyebucha，danyeyeshuole，xuanxuebenjiushinitiangaiming，xielutianji，wanwanbukezailiancai。
否则，大祸临头。
suoyi，zheixienianjinguanwobangzhulehenduoren，kewomenjiameiqian。
erdangniandelewoyeyeyiguadechenjia，xianzaikendingyuyanchengchenle，shijiangchengshoufuzhiyi，youzenmekandeshangwozheigexiangcunlideqiongxiaozi。
不过我很好奇。
neichenhanyinggaizhidao，woyeyekeshishensuanzi，weibeiwoyeyeshuodehua，meixiangguohouguoma？
wobiaomianshangpingpingdandan，xinliqueyoudianzhejia。
woyeyeshuoguo，zheigenvhaizihenzhongyao，wobixugentajiehun，buranwojiusiyisheng。
yushi，wokanxiaojiuzishengqi，wohaixiaolexiaoshuo，“kanlai，woweilaidelaopohenpiaolianga，youzheimeduorenzhui，wokeshizhuandaole。”
xiaojiuziyiting，chadianmeiqidedangchangfabiao，zhijiantazhizhewo，wubifennudehandao，“laihamaxiangchitianerou，bairizuomeng！”
wotinglehaishidandanyixiao，kenengtadoumeixiangdaozheidoujinubulewo，jiuxiandehenwuqu，xiangshiyiquantouhenhenzaguolai，danquezazaimianhuali。
zhijiantadakouchuanqi，yishijianmeishuohuale，zhishiyongehenhendeyanjingdingzhewo。
zheiyiqiefashengdehenkuai，womuqinzheicaifanyingguolai，talianmangzhaohu，“yuanlaishiqinjiazheibianlairenlea，womendoudengshijinianle。zuotianqinjiadadianhuashuojintianwanshangguolaia，zenmetiqianlaile。”
shuowan，womuqinyoudianbuhaoyisi，yourangkaiyitiaoluzuochuqingdezitaishuo，“hai，kanwohaizaizheililaotao，kelailekuaijinwuzuo，ayijinidaoshuihe。”
woneixiaojiuziyiting，chongwomuqinbuxiedepieleyiyan，ranhouzhuanshenzoudaocheneinachulaiyipingbolipingzhuangdeshui，bingluchuwannongdexiaorongshuo，“buhe，wopazang，nimennongcuna，buganjing，buxiangwomenchengli，shuidouxiaoguodude。”
zheihuaqidewoyayangyang，danwomuqinlazhewo，xianranshibuxiangrangwochongdong。
jiezhe，woneixiaojiuzidakaineibolipingzhuangshuiheleyikou，jiezhekanxiangwomenxiaolexiaoshuo，“zhidaoma，zheigeshuijiaoyiyunkuangquanshui，yipingliangbaiduokuai，nimenzheixiangbalaoshibushiconglaidoumeiheguoa？”
zheihuaqidewochadianbaozou，danhuoxushineijiniangenzheyeyeyiqibangrensuanming，kanguoyeyedechengshuwenzhong，wodaoshiyoubeiganran，xuedaoyidianyeyeshenshangneilaochengdeganjue。
suoyi，wozhishidandandekanleyiyanwoxiaojiuzi，ranhoulazhetongyangbuyuedemuqinshuo，“ma，zankuaixiadiba，burandaihuirenhuoganbuwan。”
womuqinyinggaidongwodeyisile，suoyidiandiantougenwoyiqizou。
woxiaojiuziquebuganle，tazhizhewodashengshuo，“wei，qiongxiaozi，nishizibeimeiyongqigenwoshuohualeba，yeshi，niyigeqiongren，nayouzigegenwoshuohua。zhidaomaqionggui，wojiazaijiangchengkeshishoufuzhiyi，wojiejiehaishijiangchengdiyimeinv，niyaoqianmeiqianyaoyanzhimeiyanzhi，nibupei。”
worenbuzhufanlegebaiyan，xinshuozheidoushenmerena。
danwomeidalita，jixuxiangqianzou，tayebulailanwo，jixufennudechongwodahandajiao，“wei，wogennishuohuani，nibiezhuangtingbujian，nizuihaoshixiangyidian，buranwoyaonibuhaoguo。”
wotinglezheihuazhongyuzhuanshen。
takenengyiweiwoshengqileyaogentachao，wohainengkandaotadouluchudechengdexiaorongle。
danshi，woquedandandeshuo，“chaogoulema？yaoshigoule，jiuhuiquba，nichenjiademen，woshangdingle。”
wohenmingxiandekandao，tayouxiejingya，danzhuanshunjiangengduodeshinaonu。
huoxuwobudalita，renpingtachaonao，rangtajuedezijimeisuzhi，ladilezijidebigetaigaolewodexingxiangba，suoyitanaonu，zhizhewodahou，“yanfusheng，nigehun......”
zheihuahaimeiwanquanhanchulai，dunshiqichehongmingdeshengyinxiangqi，woniutoulikekandaoyilianghongsedeyueyehaochefeichierlai，chechuangtanchuyigenvhaizidetou，suizhechezifeikuaijiejin，yigehaotingdeshengyinhanlechulai，“junjun，nibunengzheimewuli。”
woxiaojiuzibianmashangmianseyibian，wotingdaotadunangyiju，“jiejiehebabazenmelaidezheimekuai，wodexiamaweihaimeilizuni。”
wowuyu，xinshuonineishixiamaweima？yeshiwobugennijijiao，yaoji
jiaodehua，nixianzaijiutangxiale。wozheishijiniandewushukebushibailiande。
danxiayimiao，wodeyanshendunshibeizheinvhaiziwanquanxiyinle，tazuozaifujiashi，yinweitanchutoufengchuidehenda，tabianyongbaixideyubiwanqiqingsi，neidongzuoliaoren，jiuzheiyangdounengkandaotabozipangdesuogu。
bingqie，julihenjin，wonengkandao，tadewuguanmeiyouyisiketiaotidedifang，neishuangyanpihechongmanxingguangbandeyanmou，jiweihaokan，yejiqidexiyinren。
tazhishidabandehenqingchun，bianrangwoyiyanwannian，mingjiyuxin。
我整个人都震惊了。
这就是我的老婆。
这也，太美了吧！
yeyezheishijiwoxuanlegexiannva。