“kee！jiuchayidiandian，wojiunenggoutongguochushi，bairutiezhangmen！”
tianfutongzhuqian，yiminghuiyishaonianshenqinghuanghu，xiayikehuanhuanguidaozaidi，zuoshouzhangxinjinzuanchengquan，tongshihenhenchuixiangdimian，zachuyiquanhuichen。
tiezhangmendechushikaoheshifenjiandan，zhiyaonengrangtianfutongzhuliangqisangebianshitongguo，eryanqianzheiminghuiyishaonianqueshiqichayizhao，zhinengjifachutianfutongzhulianggedeguangliang，ziranshitaotaichuju，meiyouzhouxuandeyudi。
“下一个。”
meiyoulihuihuiyishaoniandeaonaohebugan，fuzekaohedetiezhangmendizilenglengdao。
“shankaidian，daoanle！”
zhijianyimingshencaizhuangshuodeheilianshaonianyibatuikaidimianshangdehuiyishaonian，liansexingzhibobo，sihuduitianfutongzhudeceshishifenzixin。
“你！”
jinyaoyaguan，yijingtaotaichujudehuiyishaonianliansebugan，suihoufenhenzhuanshenlikai。
“anliuhuyidinghuitongguochushi，chengweitiezhangmendizi！”
heilianshaonianshenqingjianyi，xiayiketaiqiyoushouchaozhemianqiandetianfutongzhumoqu。
“weng....”bansuizheyishengweiruodezhenming，zhijianyuanbenpingjingrushuidetianfutongzhuturanbaofachuyizhenguangliang，xiayikeguangliangcengcengshangzhang，henkuaibianshitupolesange，zuihouhuanhuantingliuzaisige，jingzhibudong。
“四格！”
changwaiweiguandezhongrenjieshishenqingyizhi，yanshentongkongzhenjing。
“meixiangdaozheiheixiaozizheimelihai，kanlairenbukemaoxiang...”
“ranye，buguozheijinshitiezhangmendechushieryi，suiranzheixiaozitongguoletianfutongzhudekaohe，danshihaiweikaipichudantianyuanli，gujijinquyejiushitiezhangmendezayidizi，xiangyaochengweiwaimendizihaizaozheni。”
zhijianjimingdaizhegaomao，sishishushengmoyangdeqingnianyilunfenfendao，sihuduisanliushilitiezhangmenxiaoyoulejie。
“hahahaha，anguole！”
shouhuiyoushou，mingweiliuhudeheilianshaonianyangtianzhangxiao，lianshangyangyizhexiyuedeshenqing，tashicongdashanlizouchudenongjiashaonian，pingshisuiranyelianguoyixiewu，haishibingweikaipichudantianyuanli，shilibizhenzhengdewuzhechahenduo。
tiezhangmensuiranzhishiyijiesanliushili，danshishouwoxiuliangongfahewuxue，ruoshinenggoubairuqizhong，chengweiwuzheshibanshangdingdingzhishi，erqieshiliyehuidazhang，buketongrieryu，zheiyeshiweishenmetiezhangmenmeinianyidudedizizhaoxin，wuanzhenjizhoubiandenianqinghoubeidouhuifengyonghuijucidi。
“zheigeheilianxiaozibulaia...”
buyuanchu，feirenshuangshoubaoxiong，yanshenzhonglveguoyidaoweiguang。
tayijingkaipichuledantianyuanli，erqieshiliantijingerzhongdexiuwei，genbenwuxucanjiatianfutongzhudeceshi，danshibingbudaibiaotadetianfuqianliyidingyuanchaoyanqiandeliuhu。
“buguolianxianshendingrongrulewodetinei，jingguoneicixijinfasuizhihou，wodetianfuyinggaizuyinianyazaichangzheixieren....”
zhuannianyixiang，feirenmolemoxiaba。
lianxianshendingshishijianduzundexiandaozhibao，shangkezhanshenzhuxian，xiakebanshanyihai，yongyouzheimeyijianxiandaozhibaodefeirenxinlishifenqingchu，ruguotatineizheigemimiyidanbaoluchuqu，zuyiyinqixuanxingdalufengyundongdang，shenzhixianqixingfengxueyu。
buyihuier，canjiatianfutongzhudenianqinghoubeibianshiqudiaoledaban，qizhongnenggoujifasangeguangliangderenbuduo，dagaizhiyoushijigeren，erxiangfeirenzheibankaipichudantianyuanlidenianqinghoubeigengshishaozhiyoushao，jinyouliaoliaoshuren。
“zheixierenshilileiruobuzuweiju，kanlaixiaoyewodeduishoujiushizheijigerenle....”
muguangshixianyiyi，feirenkanxiangzijishenpangbuyuanchudejimingnianqingnannv，shenqingpingjing。
zheijimingnianqingnannvdoushihetayibankaipichuledantianyuanli，buyongcanjiatianfutongzhudeceshi，jibenshangwenwennenggoujinrutiezhangmen，zhiyuzuihoushenfenshizayidizihaishiwaimendizi，haidekantiezhangmenzhanglaowutaidedingduo。
“heihei，feixiong，mofeinixianghewodoushangyidou...？”
mianduifeirentousheguolaidemuguang，zhijianrenqunzhongyiminglanpaoshaonianlieleliezui，lianshangshenqingzhanyibobo，lanpaoshaonianshenguazhangjian，hunshenqixibadao，sihushigejiweichenmizhandoudewuchi。
“zhaoxiongkeqi，zaixiashilibuji，buganqingyanwudou。”
wunaiyixiao，feirengonglegongshou，suihoushouhuimuguang。
lanpaoshaonianmingweizhaoren，shiwuanzhenzhaojiazidi，zixiaoyeshixiulianwudao，zaozaobiankaipiledantianyuanli，rujinshiliantijingerzhongdexiuwei，hefeirenchuyutongyicengci，zhibuguofeirenmeiyouxiulianwuxue，zaibudongyonglianxianshendingdeqingkuangxia，hezhaorendongshoudehuashengfunanliao。
“hahaha，gexiazhenshiqianxun，niwodoushiliantijingerzhongdexiuwei，budayichangzenmezhidaosheishengsheifu！”
zhangxiaochusheng，zhaorenzongshenyiyuelaidaofeirendeshenpang，tongshifuerdishengdao“feixiong，zheixierennapajinletiezhangmenyeshiqiantuyouxian，weiyiyoujihuichengweiwaimendizi，shenzhineimendiziyezhiyouwomenshureneryi，nibuhuibuzhidaoba？”
“哦？何以见得。”
feirenraoyouxingzhidikanleyiyanzhaoren，heqitarenbutong，zhaorensuiranshigewuchi，buguoxinggequeshihaoshuanghezhilaizhiqu，tayeleyihecileirendajiaodao，buyonghaofeitaiduoxinsi，bijingrenxinnance。
“chentingting，nihewo，yijineigetianshuizhendefanghui，zaichangzhiyouwomensigerenyoujihuichengweiwaimendizi...”
“duile，neigejifasigetianfutongzhuguangliangdeliuhuruoshiyoudianjiyuandehua，mianqiangyesuanyige，zhiyuqitarennapaguoleceshiyejiuneiyang，zheibeizichengsidadaoliantijingwuliuzhong。”
heiheiyixiao，zhaorenbujinbumandao。
“huoxuba，wodaoshimeiyouxiangtaiduo，ruguonenggoujinrutiezhangmen，anwenxiulianziranjihao....”feirengankeyisheng，dandandao。
zhaorenkouzhongdechentingtingyeshilaiziwuanzhendenianqingtiancai，suirannianjibuda，danshixiuweizaisirendangzhongqueshizuiqiang，yijingdadaoleliantijingsanzhong，hetiezhangmenyixiewaimendiziwuyi，erqierongmaoxiuli，shuyunandeyijiandetianzhijiaonv。
zhiyufanghuizeshilaizitianshuizhendetiancaihoubei，yishenxiuweitongyangdadaoleliantijingerzhong，tianshuizhenjuliwuanzhenjinyoubailiyudi，doushilishuyuqingyangjunjingnei，zaichangzhongrendangzhong，yezhiyoutamensigerennenggoubuyongcanjiatianfutongzhuceshi，zhijiejinji。
“feixiong，shuoqilaichentingtingzheigexiaoniu，bujinrenzhangdepiaoliang，erqieshiliyeburuo，ruoshinenggoujiangtayingquhuijia，zeze...”sihushuodaoxingtoushang，zhaorenyoushilieleliezui，yanjiaoyuguangpiexiangbuyuanchuyimingyingzisashuangdesuyishaonv。
“登徒子！”
lenghengyisheng，sihuchajuedaolezhaorendeweisuomuguang，mingweichentingtingdesuyishaonvliansebiyi，suihouniutoukanxianglingwaiyibian。
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henkuaier，dizizhaoxinbianshilaidaoleweisheng，jiashangfeirensiren，tongguotiezhangmenchushiderenjiazaiyiqichabuduoyouershiduoge，biqixianqiancanjiaceshideshubairen，suandeshangshishilitiaoyi。
“jinniandaoshiyoujigehaomiaozi....”
anandiantou，wutaifushouerli，muguangshixianzaifeirendengrenshenshangyisaoerguo，zuihoutingliuzaichentingtingdegenqian，yanshenweimi“cinvtianfushangjia，mianrongjiaohao，youshichushendajiaguixiu，ruoshiyunernenggouheqijieweiyinyuan，jinhouwudaozhilubidinggengshangyicenglou！”
wutaishenweitiezhangmenyifangzhanglao，zishenshiliqianghan，zuoxiatongyangyongyoubushaodizi，qizhongzuiweitengaidedadizizeshiwanglingyun，heyizhongwaimendizibutong，wanglingyunnaishitiezhangmendeneimendizi，shilitianfuburuo，nianjiqingqingyishenxiuweibianshidadaoleliantijingliuzhong。
“tingwenwanglingyunyebairuletiezhangmen，erqiezhengshicirenzuoxiadadizi，kanlaimeicuole.....”
“cichoububao，wofanghuishibuweiren！”
renqunbuyuanchu，yimingbaipaoshaonianjingjingyili，shenqingsumu，shenhoubeifuzheyibafengliwubidexuebaidadao，cikeyishuangyantongzhongzhengshanshuozheyinhuidenushazhiyi，heranshilaizitianshuizhendefanghui。