第4章鬼阴汤
“谁在说话？”
“哪儿来的声音？”
yishunjian，suoyourendemuguangchaoshengyinlaiyuankanguoqu，zhijian，lufeizuozaiyigexiaodengzishangmian，yishenjiuyifu，sanfazhefameideweidao。
shoulimiannaleyigexiaodangaodedaizi，toufatidehenduanhenduan，yifufanrendemoyang。
“谁让你说话的？”
“马上闭嘴！”
gumuhenhendedengletayiyan，qitazhongren，zeyifuhaoqidemoyang，wangzhelufei。
lufeizaigujiajiushiyigetoumingren，yiqianmeiyicicanjiashengriyanhui，tadoushibizuibujianghuade，weihezheiyicituranfashengle？
“你说什么？”
gufengmuguangturanyileng，yinyudedingzhelufei，lengshengzhiwendao。
“nishuowodeliwu，huihaileyeye？”
lufeiqishen，bubeibukangdedao。
“没错！”
“yushixinghan，yeyeshentiyinxu，ruoshiyushichangbanzuoyou，huijiasuyinxutizhi，duiyeyedeshentihuiyoufeichangdadeyingxiang。”
“suoyi，yushibushiheyeye！”
lufeihuayingangluo，gufengbiannuzhi，zhangkouxunchi。
“放屁！！！”
“yeyedeshentiyizhihenhao，congbushengbing，nayoushenmeyinxutizhi？”
“nigefanren，gangchuyujiuzuzhouyeye，nishenmeyisi？”
qitarenyefenfenduilufeijiangdehuazhoumei，xiaogufanleyigebaiyan，yinyangguaiqidedao。
“jinjianyudunlesannian，danzidoudale。”
“haiganzuzhoulaoyezile。”
“badeshenziguyizhihenhao，jishinianlianganmaodoumeiyouyici，lufeizheihuashishenmeyisia？”
“shitahuyanluanyu，haishiyourenguyizhishia？”
xiaogucihuayichu，lijisuoyourendemuguangzhuanyidaoleguchengchengyugumushenshang，guchengchengdefuqinshilaoyezidediergeerzi。
yinweitiruoduobing，changniandeyaoguanzi，laoyeziduitamenyijiagewaidezhaogu。
fouze，shichangbujinglizheifenmeicha，zenmehuilundaoguchengcheng？
zicongguchengchengzuoshangzheigeweizhi，jiazulimianderenjiuhushidandan，yizhikuitanzheigeweizhi，gengshishibushifengcilufeilaidajiguchengcheng。
shenzhihaiyoufengyanfengyu，guchengchengxiangyaozuogujiadezhangmenren。
“xiaogu，dongxikeyiluanchi，huabukeyiluanshuoa。”
“chengchengshanggeyuecaiqushangxiangbaifo，qiupusabaoyoulaoyezi。”
“zhiyulufei......”
gumuhenhendedengletayiyan，xunchidao。
“立刻闭嘴坐下。”
“zailuanshuoyigezi，limagunchuqu！”
guchengchengyezhoulezhoumeitou，kanlelufeiyiyan，buzhiweihe，taganjuelufeibianlehenduo，sihu......tabingweishuohuang。
陆飞继续说道。
“chufeishishengrenkeyibushengbing，renchiwugu，youyixiexiaomaobingshishuzhengchang，ruoshiwomeicaicuodehua，yeyesangeyueqian，yinggaizhongfengguoyici！”
轰！！！！
lufeidehua，rutongyigedingshizhadanyiyang，zaizhongrendexinzhongbaozhakailai，yizhuoziderenyigegexinhuaiguitai，lianshangdebiaoqingbianhuanmoce。
中风！
这个病，可大可小。
qingzeruyuanguanchajirijiukehuifu，zhongzekouyanwaixie，sizhibutingshihuan，gengyoukenengsashourenhuan。
gujialaoyezishigebashisuidelaorenle，jibianzhongfengyeshishuzhengchang。
但......
zuoweigujiadezhangmenren，gujiadedaquanzhangwozaitadeshouzhong，tazoulezhihou，daquanyinggaijiaojisheini？
bijing......laoyezizhijinhaiweili‘taizi’。
“nijiwobizui！！！”
“niruzhuigujia，gujiabanglenimenlujiaduoshao？meiyouwomengujia，nimenlujia，jiushiyigemaicaide。”
“nibuzhientubao，haizuzhouyeye！”
“yeyedeshentihenhao，shenmeshihouzhongguofeng？yeyesangeyueqianhaiquleaodiliyouwan。”
gufengqingxujidong，yifuhenbudeluqixiuzijilufeiyiquandechongdong，yutabiqilai，lufeishifendanran，pingjingdedao。
“nizhengtianchihewanle，shenmeshihouzhenzhengguanxinguoyeye？”
“yeyeyinggaicongsannianqiandeshentijiubiandebuhaoleba？”
lufeijiangmuguangzhuanyidaolelaoyezishenshang，guchengchengdengrenyefenfenchaolaoyezikanguoqu。
八十岁的人了。
shenzigubuhao，yeshizhengchangde。
zhijian，laoyeziyinqingbuding，mouzilimianshanshuozhebukesiyizhise。
sangeyueqiantadequezhongfengguoyici，danxiaoxifengsuo，jiazulimianzhiyaojigerenzhidao。
陆飞是怎么知道的？
huyidesaoleyiyanlufei，yiyifuxiaoxiongdezitai，canglaozhongdaizhebaqideshengyinshuodao。
“我身体好得狠。”
“sangeyueqian，wozaiaodililvxing，shenmeshihouzhongfengguo？”
啪！
yige**ladeerguangdazailufeidelianshang，gumujianruideshengyin，zhizhetadebizi，henhendemadao。
“你跟废物！”
“luanshuohua，haibukuaijiyeyedaoqian！”
lufeimozhe**ladelianjia，xinghongdemouzikanleyiyangumu，ranhouniutouchaolaoyezikanguoqu，yulaoyeziduishideyishunjian。
laoyezideshenziweiweidongleyixia，sihubeilufeideqichangjihedaole。
laoyezigangyaohechi，lufeikaikoule。
“是我多嘴了。”
“jinrishiyeyebashisuishengri，lufeizhuyeyeshengrikuaile，zhangmingbaisui。”
“lingwai，wosongyeyeyifenliwu。”
“chengcheng，niyouzhibima？”lufeiditouduiguchengchengxunwen，zuoweishichangbujingli，guchengchenggongwufanmang，meitianzashixuduo，shenbianzongshidaizhebianqian，yibiansuishijiluyixiezhongyaodeshixiang。
“有。”
guchengchengnachuzhibi，dijilufei。
lufeidabiyihui，xieleyigeyaofang，tajiangyaofangsixialai，songdaolelaoyezimianqian，shuodao。
“yeye，zheigeyaofangmingjiaoguiyintang，keyizhiliaonindeshenti。”
gufengguolaiyiba，jiangyaofangzhuaguoquwochengleyigetuanrengdaolelajitonglimian，zhizhelufeidebizihechidao。
“nigefeiwu，haixiangzuzhouyeye！”
“yeyedeshentihenhao，meibingzhishenmebing？”
“jiusuanyeyeshentibushufu，yelunbudaonizheigefeiwujizhibing？niyigeshangmennvxu，daxuedoumeiduguo，nidongshenmekanbing？”
“haiyouzheiguiyintang，zheishishenmeyao？wodouconglaimeitingshuoguo。”
“nishibushixiangxiayaohaiyeye？”
lufeidelianseyizhenqingyizhenhong，xinghongdemuguangkanlegufengyiyan，yaoyadao。
“zaicizhuyeyeshengrikuaile。”
“我先走了。”
“ma，chengcheng，woquwaimiandengnimen。”
shuoba，lufeiniutoujiuzou，gufengdengrenzaihoumianjiaoxiao。
“赶紧滚吧。”
“废物！！！”