第1章 下山完婚

zhongwushierdiangangguo,hangchengjiayefangdichankaifayouxiangongsidezongbudalou。

gangganggaodingxiaoquyikuaihuangjindipidehanzhenxinqingbucuo,yushimingmishujizijikaileyipinghongjiuqingzhu,jiubeiganggangduanqi,yibianqueturanfashengle。

gaojiaobeilidehongjiubutingdizhendangzhe,zuihoujuranconghongjiubeizhongfeilechulai。ranhouhongjiuhuazuoleyitiaoxixian,zaihanzhenbangongshideqiangbishangfeiwuzhe。

jixingzimoranchuxianzaiqiangbishang:“hanzhen,haijideshibanianqianwomentudiheninverzhijiandehunyuema?xianzaiwotudiyijingxiashanquninverzhudedifangle,xianrangtamenlianggenianqingrenchaoxixiangchupeiyangyixiaganqing。dengdaoshijichengshuyihou,zairangtamenwanhunba。”

zheishenqiguiyideyimuzhijiebahanzhenneiweitieshenmishujiheyunleguoqu。hanzhendaohaisuanbijiaozhending,kouzhonghainannanziyuleyiju:“yuanlaiyijingshibanianlema。”

jiuzaizheigeshihou,qiangbishangzaiduxianxianchujigezi。shouxianzhiqianneige“wanhun”de“wan”zibeidaleyigecha,ranhouzaishangmiangaichengle“wan”zi。jiezhexiafangxianxianchuyixingxiaozi:“wotudijiaojiangfeng,yinggaizaiwufenzhongyihouhuidaoninverzhudedifang。”

“wufenzhong?”hanzhenjinghuyisheng,ganjinnaqibangongshidezuojibodazijinverhanchuxuededianhua。

yizhendianhua**xiangguoyihou,hanchuxuelanyangyangdeshengyinzaidianhuatingtongzhongxiangqi:“wei,ba。zuowanwogentongxueyiqiqujiubaqingzhuheduoleyidianer,nidengyigexiaoshiyihouzaidadianhuajiwoha,memeda……”

“wei!chuxue!chuxue!”hanzhenmeilaidejijiaozhuzijinver,dianhualimianyijingchuanlaimangyin。hanzhenwunai,zhihaozaidayigedianhuajizijisijilaoyang:“laoyang,mashangzhunbeichesongwoqushuiyunju。lingwaiganjindadianhuajishuiyunjudewuyeguanlichu,rangtamenbuyaoweinanyigequzhaochuxuedenianqingren。”

xihushuiyunju。jiayegongsizaihangchengdejingdianloupanzhiyi,shizhuanmenzhenduinianqingrentuichudegaodanggongyuxiaoqu。hanchuxueyinweizaihangchengdaxuenianshu,weilefangbiansuoyipingshijiuzhuzailezheibian。

“叮铃!叮铃……”

qianpianyilvdemen**xiangqi,hanchuxuezaishuimengzhizhongweiweizhoulezhoumeitou,ranhouyixiamimihuhudizuoleqilai,kouzhongnannandishuoleyiju:“sheia?”

“叮铃,叮铃……”

huidahanchuxuedeshiliangshengmen**,hanchuxuenannanshuoleyiju:“dengyideng……”ranhoudaohuichuangshangyoujixuxianruleshushuizhizhong。

men**zaidayuewufenzhongdeshijianlidoumeiyouzaixiangqi,zhanzaimenwaiderensihuyoudianerdengdebunaifanle,yushijinjiezhe“dingling、dingling、dingling……”deshengyinxianggebuting。

hanchuxuecikezhongyuwanquanbeineimingxiandaizheeyidemen**jijingxing,tafennudijiaoleyisheng:“sheia!”

ranhouqishenhuanleyishenxiuxiandebaisetxujiachengseyundongzhangku,ruciyishenbatadeshencaichentuolechulai。

dangran,napatachuangejundayiniyenengkanchushishangganhemeiganlai。

hanchuxuechuanzhetuoxiezoudaoketing,men**haizaixiangzhe。

hanchuxuebeineimen**cuidedouwangjileyongmaoyankanyikanmenwaishishenmeren,tayixialakaifangmen,bumandiwendao:“sheiya,zhao……”

“wokao,lianggelaojiahuofeiyaobiwocongshanshangxialaibaohuyigeren。weicihaibuxifangrenxunlongzongdeneigelaojiahuolaizhaowomafan,wohaiyiweiyaobaohudeshigebaiejicancundekonglongni。meixiangdaojuranzheimepiaoliang……”

jiangfengguzuozhendingdiditoukanzhedimian,danshijishangyanjingdeyuguangqueyizhidoufangzaihanchuxueshenshang。

hanchuxueyongjingyademuguangdalianglejiangfengyibian,zhaosheiade“sheia”lianggezihaimeiyouconghanchuxuedekouzhongshuochukoulai,yanqiandeqingjingrangtameilidexiaozuibianchengleyigepiaoliangxinggande“o”xing。

jiangfengdayueershisuizuoyou,liuzheyigechoudaolejizhideguogaitou,chuanzheyishentudaodiaozhadezangqingsezhongshanzhuang。beihoubeizheyigexiaomuxiangzi,zuoshoulinzheyizhilaomuji,youshouqianzheyitiaoheisedetugou……zhunqueshuoshiyitiaoheisede,haojigedifangdoutuolemaodelaipigou。

“zheiyangdegou,yebuzhidaohuibuhuiyoushizi。”hanchuxuezaixinlimomoshuoleyiju,ranhouzhenggerenjiebeidewanghoutuileyidiandian,wendao:“qingwennishinawei?nizhao……”

“wojiaojiangfeng,nishihanchuxueduiba?”

“zhaowode?”hanchuxuelengshenle,shuodao:“woburenshinia?zhaowoyoushenmeshima?”

“shiwoliangweishifurangwolaizhaonide,shuoshinifuqinqinglewojinidangbaobiao。congjintianqiwojiangweinitigongershisixiaoshidetieshenbaohu,baozhengnibuhuishoudaorenheyidianshanghai。”。jiangfengshuozhe,zhijieconghanchuxueshenpangdekongdangzhizhongzuanjinlewuzi。

tajinwuyixiahuangulefangjianyiquan,ranhouzhijiezoudaoketingdeshafashangzuoxia,ziguzidishuodao:“buyongtaikeqile,wobuheyinliaode,jiwoyibeichajiuhaole。xiangxinnizheiliyemeiyouwochanghede‘xianshanlongye’,suoyichayecouhecouhejiulongjingba。

woshifushuowoyaotieshenbaohuni,suoyinidejiwoanpaiyigefangjian。wobuxiguanshuineishenmeximengsi,nibangwobafangjianlidechuanghuanchengzhubanchuangjiuxingle。

eduile,diyicijianmiannishibushigaixianqingwochidunfan?buyaotailongzhong,wozheigerenhaoyanghuo,shenmedouchide。”

jiangfengyifanhuashuowanyihouniutoukanxianghanchuxue,taturanpaileyixiazijidenaodaidao:“e,duile。wohaijinidailejianmianli。”

shuozhetajuqizijishouzhongdelaomuji:“zheishiwoyangdezuinengxiadandemujile,nikeqianwanbiexiangzheshatachijirou,tayitiannengxiasangedanni。taxiadedanna,neiweidao……”

hanchuxuechenmolewumiaozhong,zheiwumiaozhongdeshijianlitanaozilimianjiuzhiyouyijuhua“zheishinalilaidejipin?zheishinalilaidejipin……”

wumiaozhongyihou,hanchuxuezhongyubaofale,tarenbuzhudashengshuodao:“sheishuorangnizhuzaizheilile,budui!sheirangnijinzheifangjiande?haiyounineipogou……”

“shijishang,tashipixiu,suiranxuetongbutaichun,danzhongjiushiyoupixiuxuetongde。nibieshuotashi‘gou’,gengbieshuotashi‘pogou’。pixiutianxingxiongli,zizunxinjiqiang。nizheiyangshuota,tahuishengqide。”

jiangfengshifenrenzhendishuochulezheimeyifanhua,renzhendejiuhaoxiangtaneitiaodoutuolemaodelaipigouzhenshipixiuyiban。

buguojiangfengdehuayingangluo,taneizhilaipigoudangzhenjiuchongzhehanchuxue“wangwang”dajiaoqilai,hedehanchuxuejinghuleyisheng,likewanghoutuileliangbu。

jiangfengganjinlaleyixiashouzhongdeshengzi,chizedao:“goudaner,buzhunfapiqi,tinghua!”

“nibushishuotashi‘pixiu’ma?xianzaiyoujiaotashenme‘goudaner’?”hanchuxuebumandishuodao。

jiangfengdandandihuiyingleyiju:“zenme?pixiujiubunengqumingjiao‘goudaner’lema?”

“neigoudanerbuyinggaishigoudemingzima?”hanchuxuezheijuhuagangyishuochulaijiulikefanyingguolai,tazaidudashenghoudao:“sheiyaohenitaolunnidegoujiaoshenmemingzia,woxianzaijinggaoni,likejiwocongzheigefangjianlizouchuqu,wobuxuyaoshenmebaobiao,gengbuyaoyigetubaozilaidangwobaobiao!”

zuozaishafashangdejiangfengtengdeyixiajiuzhanqishenlai,tamianduizhehanchuxue,meitouweiweizhouzhe,xianshitahenbuman。

jiangfengdao:“wogaosuni,wobushishenmetubaozi。wohewoliangweishifusuirandouzhuzaishanshang,danwoyeshihuishangwang,youqiezhanghaode!nibieyiweinishenghuozaichengli,jiukeyisuibianwururen!”

“wo……”hanchuxuexinzhongyijing,tagangcaiyeshishengqihunletou,suoyicaijiaochule“tubaozi”zheigewuruxingdechenghu。lianghaodejiaoyangranghanchuxuehaishimeinengrenzhujijiangfengdaolegeqian:“dui……duibuqia,wobuhuishiguyide。”

jiangfengdianlediantou,youshuohuidaoleshafashang:“haoba,kanzainichengxindaoqiandefenershang,wojiuyuanliangnizheiyici,xiacibiezaifanle。

lingwailaibaohunishiwoshifujiwoxiademingling,shimingshijueduibunengweide。ruguonibuxiangwobaohuniyexing,rangnifuqinjiwoshifudagedianhua,zhixuyaowoshifuyijuhuawolikelikai。”

“nishifudeminglingguanwoshenmeshia,zheishiwodefangzi,niyaoshizaibuzouwojiubaojingle。”hanchuxueqifendishuodao。

nalizhidaojiangfenggenbenbulita,zhijienaqizhuoshangdeshuiguodao,ranhouyilianrenzhenditiaoxuanqizhuoshangdeshuiguolai,haoxiangshuiguopanlidewuliuzhongshuiguorangtahennanjuezeyiban。

hanchuxuebeijiangfengzheimingxianzhunbeishuawulaidexingjingjiqijile,talikezoudaochajipangbiannaqichajishangdeshoujijilouxiawuyeguanlichudaleyigedianhua,rangtamenlikeshanglaiganzouyigeren。

wuyeguanlichuxunwenliangjuhoujingrangaosuhanchuxue,gangcaijiangfengqianzhegoujinxiaoqudeshihoutamenjiuyijingzulanguole,danshizuihouyangzongdaledianhualai,rangtamenjueduibunengdezuizheigejiaojiangfengdenianqingren。suoyixianzaihanchuxuerangtamenshanglaiganjiangfenglikai,tamenyebuganlai。

hanchuxueyitinglikelengzhule,zheidongxiaoqujiushitabajituangongsixiamiandefangdichankaifagongsixiujiande,wuyeyeshihanshijituanxiamianfengongsideren,baoanmenkouzhongdeyangzongshitabahanzhendesirenzhuli,tafahualejiudengyushihanzhenfalehua,nandaozheirenzhenshiwobajiwoqinglaidebaobiao?

hanchuxuejiangdianhuayigua,qihuhudeduijiangfengdao:“nimashangjiwozou,wobuxuyaoshenmebaobiao,wozheijiujiwobadadianhua。”

shuowanhanchuxuejitababoleyigedianhua,danlimianchuanlaidequeshimangyin,tishitasuobodadedianhuazanshiwufajietong。

hanchuxueyuefadeshengqile,zuihoutazhongyubole“110”sangeshuzi。

yuanbenhaizaiyouyushibushianxiaqu,danshiyizhimeiyoushuohuadejiangfengkaikoushuohuale。

zhitingjiantashuodao:“nizheifangzidefengshuigejuqishihaisuanbucuo,zuobeichaonan、beikaohushui。shuilicai,suoyiniyinggaishibuchouchihe,buqueqiancaiyongdu。danshinizheiliweiduzhimingquedianyouliangge,yishiniyongleluodichuangboli,guangzhaojushiqixueshun。

yisijiushijinliangrangyangguangtourudaofangzilimianhuishirenjingshenbaoman,buyishengbing。danshiguangzhaoguodujiuhuishideyangqitaishengeryinqitairuo,zhuzaizheiyangdefangzilimianrenrongyibiandebaozao,jiubirunixianzaizheiyang。

errenyibaozaonijiuhuiyouxuduoliansuofanying,ruguowocaidemeicuonishengliqihuibushufu,ng,jiandanjiang……nijingqiluanle……”

jiangfengshuowanzuihouwugezi,hanchuxuezhongyujiandingbuyidijiangshouzhichumodaolebochujianshang。