难道是自己太笨？
yexiaochuandangranbukenengchengrenzijishiyigedabaichi，likejiangzijishiwuniandoumeiyouxiuliandaodiwucengkongwujingjiedezerentuixiejilezijijiuguishifu，gujishizijideshifutailan，meiyongxinjiaoziji。
suiranyexiaochuandexiuweijinduzhikuai，rangyunqiyouyouxieyiwai，danyunqiyouhaibingweijiangyexiaochuanfangzaiyanzhong，congqiankunyijiandezaoyishanglaikan，yexiaochuanbiqizijihaixiangchashenyuan。
tazhunbeilikaishi，yexiaochuanhurandao：“yunshijie，youyijuhuabuzhigaibugaishuo。”
yunqiyoudandandedao：“neijiubieshuo。”
yexiaochuanyizhi，anxiangzheiyunqiyouguoranbuantaoluchupai。
tashanshanyixiao，dao：“jirannibuxiangting，neijiusuanle，benlaiwohaixiangzhidianniyier。”
yunqiyouzhuanguoshen，ningshizheyexiaochuan，dao：“ni，zhidianwo？”
yexiaochuanhaizhenshiyouzhidianyunqiyouyiliangzhaodeyisi，tayouzheigezige，dangrantadezheigezigebingbushilaizitadebenshenxiuweidaoxing，ershicongshibishangkandaodeneipiangulaodedianji。
shuoshizaide，cangyunmendiyidaizushicangyunzi，qishiwuxingzizhidoubuzenmeyang，congtasishiduosuiliangejurendoumeiyouzhongzheiyidianshangjiuqiaodechulai。
dangniancangyunziyinweizizhiyouxian，suiranwuyizhizhongfaxianlelunhuifenghoushansiguoyashibishangkezhedewushangdianji，danlingwudebingbuduo，yejiushizaidangshirenjianmeiyoujigexiuzhenzheyuxiuzhenmenpai，huanzuoxianzai，qishicangyunzineiyishendaoxingbingbusuangaoming。
yexiaochuandezizhibiqizushiye，yaoqiangshibeibaibei，tacongshibidianjishanglingwulexuduodangnianzushiyedoumeiyoulingwudedongxi。
qizhong，jiuyouyunqiyoumengmeiyiqiudebeidouzhushenjianjuedeaomi。
yexiaochuanhaose，zheishishirenjiezhide，duimeinvshijueduimeiyourenhedikangli，taxianzaixiuweigaole，yanliyedule，tafaxianzheilianggeduoyuelai，yunqiyoudedaoxingbingweiyoutupoxingjinzhan。
tayouduoduoshaoshaolejiezheigeqinglengnvzi，gujijinwantaduziyigerenpaolaihoushan，youshixiangqiangxingxiulianbeidouzhushenjianjuede，jieguokandaozijihaizaihoushansiguoya，jiudaluanletadejihua。
yexiaochuanshenhuaibaoku，tashikeyizhidianyunqiyouyizhaobanshide，huoxunengrangyunqiyoumianqiangshizhanchubeidouzhushenjianjue。
buliaoyunqiyousihuhenqiaobuqiziji，zheirangtayanmiansaodi，daganmeimianzi。
dao：“zenme，qiaobuqirenma？wonandaojiubunengzhidiannima？shengrenyue，sanrenxing，biyouwoshi。woshikanchunidexiuweidaoxinghaiyuanyuanmeiyoudadaodibacenglingjijingjie，genbenbukenengcuidongbeidouzhushen，youyizhidianmijin，jiranniqiaobuqiwo，neijiusuanle，jiudangwoshenmedoumeishuo。zaijian，busong，wanan！”
yunqiyouzhushizheyexiaochuan，xujiuhoucaidao：“nideyisishi，jiusuanwodexiuweimeiyoudadaodibacenglingjijingjie，yekeyicuidongbeidouzhushen？”
yexiaochuanguzuolaochengdediantou，dao：“bucuo。”