第2章 招上门女婿

xionghendeyimu,turanchuxian,bazaichangsuoyourendouhedexinliyigedeng,yigegeqishuashuazhanleqilai。

yedongpozhenggerendoulengzhule。

zhiganjuezuomengyiyang,zijideyoubeijuranbeikanlexialai。

suitongganyuelaiyuecigu,xianxuezaishangkoushangpensa,yedongpozaiyechenbuzhuqi,“a……a……wodeshou,a,wodeshoua。”

tawuzhezijideshangkou,zhanghuangshicuodezuoxialai,mangrandesichuguanwang,xiwangyourenlaijiuziji。

“a……”yexianchenjianjiaochulai,tuidaorenqundangzhong。

yeqingshanganjinshangqian,wuzhuerzideshangkou。

“ni,nijingrankanxiawoerzideshou……”yeqingshantaitou,nushizheyelinfan。

yelinfanshiyeqingshan,yedongpofuziliangweilouyi,kandouweikan。

“niyejiakanlewowushiduodao,wohuiyiyitaohuilai,zheishidiyidao,jiexialai,wohuirangnimenyejia,shengburusi。”yelinfanzhishitaishangdeyezhentian。

“fangsi。”yezhentianrongrenbulaiyelinfandetaidu,nuheyisheng。

“nizheishizaizhaosi,gangenwoyejiaweidi,niyiweixianzaideshenhang,haishiliunianqiandeshenhangma?”

“lairen,lairen,jiwonongsizheigefengzi,chushiwofuze。”

yezhentiandongzhangxiwang,zhangkoudahou。

henkuai,jiuyouwuliumingyejiadashou,congjiaoluolichonglechulai,nazhecucudegunzi,jiuchaoyelinfannaodaizaqu。

yezhentianxialenongsidemingling,tamenbuxuyaoliushou。

zhishi,tamendegunzigangyangqilai,liugerendouqiqiyangtou,bitouchuxue,yangtoufeilechuqu。

dajiadoubuzhidaozenmehuishi,zixiyikan,caieranchajuedao,shiyelinfanchuleshou,zhishisudutaikuai,rouyanyishiwufabuzhuodao。

“zheishiwoyelinfan,songnideliwu。”yelinfancongshenhou,nachuyigengunzi,sangbujuanzaishangmian。

yelinfanjianggunzidiuqu,gunzirujianzhi,jizhongzaiyezhentianshenhoudemubanshang,ranhouzhuanshenlikaileyanhuixianchang。

juanzaigunzishangdesangbudakai。

shangmianxiezhe:yejia,qinshouburu!

yezhentiankandaozheiliugezi,qidemeimaodoudaoshuleqilai,jidongdepaoxiao,“kuai,kuai,kuaijiwonaxialai。”

gongzuorenyuanbazheimianbaiqinadiaozhihou,yezhentianxinqingzheicaipingfuxialai。

“laicanjiawoshouchendelongdiannianqingrenni?”yezhentiankanxiangyezhongshan。

yezhongshanyilianmangran,youxiebumingsuoyi。

“ba,yougongzuorenyuanlaibao,longdiandeneiweinianqingrenshuo,yuanlai:yejia,qinshouburu!”

“然后,就走了。”

yezhentianliandunshiyibian,jiuganjuechileshiyiyang,qidetaquantouzuanqi。

“kee,zheigeyelinfanjuranhuilai,jiuhuailewodehaoshi。”

yelinfanzouchuwuxingjitiandoudajiudian。

lima,jiuyouyimingnanziyingleshanglai,cirennaishishenhangshishoufu,fengyuan。

“yeshaoye,woshiqijingqilaodaanpaiguolaixiezhunideren,wojiaofengyuan。”fengyuangongjingdexiangyelinfanjugong。

yelinfankanletayiyan,meizenmezaiyi。

“shiqingdouchaqingchulema?”

“chaqingchule,anzhaoshijiandeduiying,yegongziyaozhaoderen,shishenhanglijiadenver,liqingcheng。”fengyuanjieshi。

“wunianqian,liqingchengweihunchanxiayigenver,daozhilijiagujiadadie,zhihoubeiyejiayezhentianliyongguanxi,cengcengdaya,zuizhong,lijiacongshenjiashiyidejiazu,dieluodaomianqiangguoyi。”

yelinfanmengranzhenjing,yanjingdengda。

liqingchengwunianqianchanxiayigenver?nei,neishizijidehaizi?

“erlijia,yeyinweiliqingchengdeguanxi,bataganchulelijia,zuijin,liqingchengbuzhidaoweishenme,turanyaozhaogeshangmennvxu……”

“ganjinbaliqingchengdezhuzhijiwo。”yelinfancuicudao。

“haode。”tangyuanganjinxiexiadizhi,jiaojileyelinfan。

yelinfannaguozhihou,jiuganwangleliqingchengdezhusuo。

neishiyichugongyu,yuanyuanwangqu,tinganjingde。

yelinfan,congweijianguoliqingcheng,ertaquejizijishengxialeyigenver。

yinci,tabutaigankaojin,suoyi,zoudehenman,yibubuzoujin。

laidaoliqingchengzhusuodegongyuwai,yelinfanjiukandao,yigehongsedeqiqiu,congwulipiaolechulai,jiezhe,yigeshenchuangaotiaode,xiangbabiwawayiyanglingdongdenvhai,congwulibenglechulai,zhuazhulejijiangpiaoshangtiandeqiqiu。

jinjiezhe,yigetoufayouxielingluan,qizhiyibandefunv,congwulichonglechulai,yibajiangxiaonvhaizhuaileguoqu。

xiaohaizitizhonghenqing,beitayizhuai,zhenggerendoupiaoleqilai,hedexiaonvhaiyilianhuangshen。

“wogennishuoguoduoshaocile,jiaonibiewangwaipao,nitingbujian?”funvdahou,henhenniezhexiaonvhaideliandan。

yuanchudeyelinfanjianzhuang,youxiezhoumei,nandaoneigefunvjiushiliqingcheng?

neigexiaonvhai,jiushizijidehaizi?

weishenmeduidaiyigexiaonvhai,zheimehendu?

neixiaonvhaibeinieleliandanhou,minzuigulegulian,huanjiexiatengtong。

yishuangshuiwangwangdeyanjing,feichangqingche。

“womeipao,wozhishichulainaqiqiu。”xiaonvhaiweiqudao。

“yigepoqiqiu,piaozoujiupiaozou,sheirangnichulaide。”funvpaoxiao,yibazhangshanleguoqu,zhijiebaxiaonvhaishandediedao。

xiaonvhaidiedaozaidi,weiqubabadekanzheta。

然而……

zaizheigefunvyanzhong,jiuchengledeng,funvzhizhexiaonvhai,yongyanshenweishe,“nizaideng,nizaidengyixiashishi。”

xiaonvhaitunxiaweiqu,qilaishuodao,“woe……”

funvqihuhude,tingdaozheihua,dunshijiuluchufengdiandexiaorong。

“elea?kan,zheiliyouchide。”

tazhixiangpangbianpanzilidedongxi,cike,yitiaodajinmao,zhengzaineilikenzhegutou,tianzhemifan。

“quba,gentayiqichi。”funvshouzaixiaonvhainaohouyitui,xiaonvhaijiupudaolegoushenbian。

goubeiheleyitiao,tuichuqu,chongfunvfeijiao。

yelinfanyiweitashiliqingcheng,zaijiaoxunbutinghuadenver,kekandaozheili,zaiyewufarongren。

taqichongchongdeshangqu,baxiaonvhaifuqilai,“**shibushibiantai,juranzheiyangduidaizijishinver!”

xiaonvhaiyaohuangzheyelinfandeshou,“shushu,tabushiwomama!”

yelinfanbaxiaonvhaibaoqilai,zixikanzheta。

xiaonvhaideyangzi,shenyun,feichangmei,zhinendeshenyun,yuzijiyiqiandeyangziyouxiexiangxiang。

dunshi,yelinfanxinzhongyizhen,mofei,zheishizijidenver?

“nimamashishei?”yelinfanwendao。

“liqingcheng。”xiaonvhaihuida。

“neitani?”yelinfanxinzhongjuzhen,zhenglehui,dengxiangneigefunv。

“tashiwomenjiayongren。”xiaonvhaihuida。

tingdaoyongrenerzi,yelinfanxiongtangzhishang,nuhuoshunshiyongshang。

numudengqu,“zhaosi,ganqifuwonver。”

yelinfanyibazhangshanqu,dazaizheifunvdelianshang,zhijiebatashandefanlegeguntou,mianchaotian,zaidaoerxia……