第一章 相亲不成去领证

diyizhangxiangqinbuchengqulingzheng

haicheng,xinglanwuxingjijiudian,kaochuang8haozhuo。

neilizuozheyiweichuanzhechenjiu,qizhichanruo,fuseshibingtaidebai、junyidenianqingnanren。

tayufulitanghuangqieyouyadedatinggegeburu。

tashixiaobufan,jinnian27sui,yixiawujishanjiubeishifuanpaidaozheililaixiangqin。

benlaixiaobufanbuyuanyi,keshifutalaorenjiashuozheizhangmeixuerenhaoyoupiaoliang,yexiangzairutuqian,kandaoxiaobufanchengjialiye,xiaobufanjiulaizheilixiangqinle。

yuehaodeshiyidian,zhangmeixuemeilai。

xiaobufanbenshenyemeibaoshenmexiwang,qishenjiuyaozou。

这时。

zhangmeixuezoudao8haozhuo,zuozailexiaobufandeduimian。

tadandandesaolexiaobufanyiyan,lengshengwendao:“nijiushixiaobufan?”

“woshi。”xiaobufandanrandedao。

zhangmeixuelengxiao,xiabaweiweitaizhe,yanshenbuxiedekanzhexiaobufan,qingmiededao:“neijiuhaobanle,wobuhuihenijiehun。”

“jintianlaixiangqin,yezhishirangnizhidaowohenizhijiandechaju!”

“nizheiyangdeqiongsuanfeiwugenbenjiupeibushangwo。”

zhangmeixuemanlianbuxie,gaoaodedao:

“woyaojiadenanren,bidingshirenzhonglongfeng,ernizhishiyigewufuwumudeguer,genbenjibulewoxiangyaodeshenghuo!”

“jintianxiangqin,benxiaojieyuanbenyiweiniyouzizhizhiming,buhuizitaomeiqude!”

“meixiangdao,nijingranlaihamaxiangchitianerou,nijuedenipeima?”

zheihuadaoshijiangxiaobufanjidouxiaole,limaodeshuodao:“zhangxiaojie,nixianzaidezuilianyebujiandeduohaokan。”

“wobuhaokan?wokanniyanjingyexialeba!”

zhangmeixueshengqidahou:“zhangdegengeruojiyiyang,yituijiudao,zhenbuxianggenanren!heniduoshuoyijuhuajiufeijinger。”

“erqie,jiunizheiyangde,yongyuanzhaobudaobiwotiaojiangenghaode!”

“yaobushixiaoyeyenianqingshijiuguowoyeye,nilianjianbenxiaojiedezigedoumeiyou!”

meizige?zhangmeixueyiweizijishihuangqinguoqia。

xiaobufanbuyiweiyidexiaolexiao,wusuoweidedao:“shime?neijintiandexiangqinshijieshuleba?”

zhangmeixuehahadaxiao,wuqingdechaofeng,“xiaobufan,nibuhuihaizaizuobairimengba?”

“wohenicongtoudaoweijiumeiyouxiangguoqin,benxiaojiekandaonineifuchanruodemingbujiuyidexiaobailianyangjiuexindexiangtu!”

“ou,ou!zhenexin!”

hualuo,zhangmeixuenaqizhuoshangdeshuibeijiuchaoxiaobufanpoleguoqu,tiaoxinkanlexiaobufanyiyan,bianxiaozhangdezhuanshenjiuzou。

xiaobufanlveweiditou,chuimoukanxiangzijixiongkoudeshuizi,yandianmanghuaguo。

zhangjiawangenfuyijiusuanle,jingranduienrenweiyidetudirucixiuru,choulouzhiji!

zheizhangjia,yihoubianzaitadeheimingdanlile。gaijijiaoxunshi,bidingzhongzhongyiji,juebushouxialiuqing!!

xiangqinjieshu,yesuanheshifuneilaotouyousuojiaodai。

xiaobufanyebuguanxiongkoudeshuizi,qishenjiuyaozou。

gangzouleyibu,jiutingdaoshenhouchuanlaiyigepianlengdeyujieyin,“nizhanzhu!woyouhuahenishuo!”

xiaobufanxiayishidehuitou,cinvmianrongqingli,yanshenquelinglierudao,qizhigaogui,qichangqiangda。

怦怦怦!

萧不凡心跳如雷。

zheishiyigeshafaguoduan,hunshenshangxiaxiezhenvqiangrensangezidemeinv,burongxiedu!

xiaobufankeyiqueding,taburenshizheiyangdemeinv,butaiquedingdewendao:“meinv,nishizaijiaowo?”

“meicuo!woyouhuaduinishuo!”

meinvgancuililuo,kanzhexiaobufandeyanjing,gongshigongbantaidu。

“nihao!wojiaosulengyue!woyaohenijiehun!meigeyuejiniyigeyideshenghuofei,wohuijiyunirenhezijinshangdebangzhu。”

tianxiahaiyouzheidenghaoshi!!

xiaobufanxinzhonghuyi,sulengyuebuhuishizhongbingchanshenxuyaoneizangjiuming,huozheshixingquxiangyouwentiba?!!

kesulengyuehenjiankang,xiaobufanlikepaichudiyigecaice,caixiangshisulengyuexingquxiangyouwenti。

“为什么?”

sulengyuezhenglengleyimiao,yibenzhengjingdeshuodao:“nikanzhebuhuichugui,duiqizihuihenzhongcheng!erwoyenengjinichutou,hunizhouquan!”

shishishang,sulengyuezhishikanzhonglexiaobufanchanruo,yifumingbujiuyideyangzi,caitichuhexiaobufanjiehunde。

yinweitashigebuhunzhuyizhe,beijialicuihundejin,budebuliuzhuanzaigegexiangqinzhuoshang。

dan,xiangqintaiduoci,kandaonanren,tajiushenglixingyane。

gangcaiwuyijiankandaoxiaobufanbeixiurudehuamian,sulengyuenandemeiyouyanegan,shenzhihaiyoulelingwaiyigexiangfa。

takeyihexiaobufanjiehun。

daoshihouyinweixiaobufandeshentiyuanyin,jikeyibutongfang,youkeyimingzhengyanshundededaoziyou,jianzhijiushitianzhutaye!

yijuduode,lidayubi,jiudengxiaobufandiantou。

xiaobufanyiyanjiukanchusulengyuezaishuohuang,dantagangxiashan,haimeiyouluojiaodi,mianduisulengyuedeganlanzhi,bingbufangan。

xiaobufanyangzhuangbuhaoyisidedao:“suxiaojie,xiexieni!qian,wohuinulizhuande,zhishijiehun,nibuxianqiwowufuwumume?”

“neidengyumeiyoupoximaodun,yihouwojiushinidejiaren!”

sulengyuehaobuyouyudebiaotai。

“woshentichanruo,meigeyuexuyaohenduojingguideyaocaiyangzhe,wohaishibuyaotuoleinile。”

xiaobufanyizhengyancideshuowan,huafengyizhuandao:“wohaimeichemeifang,nihewojiehun,huihenxinkude。”

“nishigexinshandemeinv,suoyibugaishouzheiyangdeku。wobunenghuohaini!”

sulengyuehuranxiaoleqilai,wenhededao:

“zheixiewodouyou,nidedanxinwodounengbaiping。nizhixuyaohewojiehun,nimeiyoude,quandouhuiyou,niyuanyime?”

愿意么?

xiaobufandanfanyouyuyimiao,jiushiduimeinvdebuzunzhong。

xiaobufandianlediantou,qingshengdao:“woyuanyi!”

“那你跟我走吧。”

“去哪里?”

“qulingzheng!”sulengyuelazhexiaobufanjiuwangwaizou。