是这个女人？
fupingansuiranzhuyidaolehuangranran，danhaishinachushoujishangdezhaopianduibileyixia，querenwuwuzhihouzheicaizouleguoqu。
laoyuanjiukandaoyidazhuozidecai，dunshiyihuobuyi，
bushi，zheirenzenmejiuzijikaishichishangle？
yishijiantahaiyiweishizijichidaole，yushilianmangkanlekanshoujishangdeshijian，youkanlekanyuedingdeshijian，zheibuyemeidaodiana。
daizheyihuo，fupinganzouleguoqu，jiandaolehuangranran。
“你是黄冉冉？”
ciketademoyangyeshiwanquandechuxianzaizhibojianzhong，dunshiyinqiwangyoumendetaolun，
【ganjuejintiandenanzhupingpingwuqi。】
【zhangdehaisuanshunyan，yinggaizhishigeputongzhengchangren。】
【bucuole，bizhiqianneixiewaigualiezaohaishihaoshangbushaode。】
【kanshangquxiangshigelaoshiren。】
【laoshirenmeiyisi，xiangkanhuatou。】
“meicuo，nijiushifupinganba，kuaizuo。”
huangranranbingmeiyouqishen，zhishisuiyizhaohuzhefupinganzuoxia，
fupinganjianduifangzheimebukeqi，yushiyemeiyoukeqi，zhijieyi**zuoxia，xiangshouzhecantinglidekongdiaodailaideliangshuang，chongsancongshenshangwaimiandailaideshuqi。
jianzijizheicidexiangqinduixiangzhengshiruchang，huangranranyushixianshangxiadaliangleyifanfupingan，
tafaxianzheigexiangqinduixiangshenshangchuandechenshanheniuzikudoushiputongkuanshi，weiyiguiyidiandeyebushishenmemingpai，shuomingbingbushiyouqianren，
shoushangzhinaleyitaishouji，kuzikoudaiyedoushikongbiebiede，shuomingmeiyouzhuangyaochi，bunengshikaichelaide。
waimaokanshangqusuiranhaisuannianqing，danzhengtishentaiquexianxianchuyigupitai，chubupanduanweishentiyoumaobing，huozheweirenlansan，meiyoushangjinxin。
fenxidaoci，taxinzhongyeyoulezheicixiangqindezhugongfangxiang，yushimashangzhankaigongshi，
“yinweiwozhongwumeichifan，jianniyizhimeidao，shizaishiyouxiedengbujile，suoyijiumeidengxiandianlecai，nibuhuijieyiba。”
jinguanzuishangzheimeshuo，dantadeshouqueshiyizhimeiting，mangzhewangzuilisongcai。
bijingtayebushidiyicizheimeganle，jiuzhiqianyudaodexiangqinduixiang，pengdaozheizhongqingkuang，jiusuanxinyoubuman，neiyehuizhuangchudadudemoyang。
bijingdoushibenzhexiangqinlaide，buhuizaizheizhongshiqingshangduozuojiujie。
suoyitadoushilvshibushuang。
zhibojiantongyangyeshibaozhezheizhongxiangfa，
【开始了开始了。】
【huadoushuozheifenshangle，zheisheinengshuozijijieyia。】
【e^nibieshuo，nihaizhenbieshuo。】
【zheiyeshixiangqindeyibufenma，yuanlaicongtajincantingdeneiyikeqi，kaoyanjiuyijingkaishile。】
【suishuozheiyangyouxiebulimao，danshiqueshishijianceduifangqidudehaofangfa。】
【jiancegemaoqidu，yinggaishijiancewonangchengdu。】
yizhongwangyoudoujindingzhefupingan，suishuoyijingchabuduozhidaoduifangbingbuhuijieyi，danhaishixiangyaokankantajiexialaidefanying。
zhijianfupinganshaoshaozhouleyixiameitou，zheicaikaikou：
“shuoshihua，woqishishijieyide。”
“不介意就好——”
huangranranhuashuodaoyiban，mengrandunzhu，lianshangdexiaorongyesuizhijiangying，
dengdeng，zijitingcuolema？
他居然说介意？
anzhaochanglilaishuo，bushiyinggaishuobujieyima？
zheituruqilaidebiangurangtalianshangyouxieguabuzhu，yishijianmeifanyingguolai。
zhibojiantongyangyemeixiangdaofupinganhuizheimehuida，dunshirenaoleqilai，
【hahahahaha，zheigemenshibushinaozibuhaoshi，nayourenshuojieyide。】
【kanshangqulaolaoshishide，xinyanhaitingxiao。】
【wodaoshijuedezheirentinglvzhende，bushuangjiuyaoshuochulai，hahahahaha。】
【xiaosiwole，xiangbudaozhuboyeyoufanchedeyitian。】
【huanwowoyejieyia，bunengdianzijixihuandecai，yijinlaijiukandaoxiangqinduixiangzaizaofan。】
【huangranran，nijintiankesuanshiyudaoduishoule。】
【woshouhuiwozhiqianjuedezheigemenlaoshidehua。】
jianhuangranrandailengzhule，fupinganbianjiezheshuodao，
“suiranyouxiejieyi，danshikanzaijintianshidiyicihenixiangqin，wojiuyuanliangnile。”
zheihuayichu，huangranrangengshicuoele，yiduhuaiyishibushizijideerduochulewenti
tazaishuoshenme？tashuotayuanliangwole？
WTF？
那我还得谢谢你呗？
“bushi......”
taxiangyaokaikou，yishijianqueyoubuzhidaoyaozenmefanbo，
bijingqueshishizijixiandiandecai，yeshizijixianwendeduifangjiebujieyi，wanquanbuzhanlia！
guanzhandezhibojianwangyougengshizhakaileguo，
【hahahahaha，**，zheigemenyetaiyongleba，gangjianmianjiuxuanzeyuanliang。】
【bushi，zheinazhaodeqipa，woxiaonaoweisuole。】
【gangcaisheishuozheirenxiaoqide，wokanjiuhendaduma，meishuoliangjuhuazhijiejiuyuanliangzhubole。】
【hahahahaha，buxingle，xiaochufuji。】
【zhaozheigemendehualaikan，tashibushihaidasuanhezhuboxiangdierciqina，hahahahaha......】
zhibojiandedabufenrenbenlaijiushizhunbeilaikanlezide，xianzaizheiyangyimuwuyishihenfuhetamendeweikou。
节目效果拉满。
cishizheibiandehuangranranzhongyushihuiguoshenlai，
tawenfupinganjiebujieyizuichudemudejiushiweilenadaoxiangqindezhudongquan，meixiangdaoxianzaidezhudongquanfandaoshibeiduifangliangjuhuajiujinaniele，
taxinzhongandaobumiao，yinweiyiqiangenbenjiumeiyudaoguozheizhongqingkuang，
yushitalianmangliqingsilu，xiangyaonahuizhudongquan。
“xiexienidelijie，bijingnibiwolaidewan，nvhaizideshentisuzhibibudenimennansheng，woyeshipaechumaobing，yebunengquanguaiwo，duiba。”
shuowanzheixie，huangranrancaisongleyikouqi，
nanannvshenglishangdechajulaishidiyiruo，shitadenashouhaoxi，
yibanzhiyaozijishuochuzheijuhua，duifangjiushushouwucele，bijingshenglishangdechajuzheiyidianshishishi，rangrenwufafanbo。
tazaicikanxiangfupingan，xinxiangzhezheixianizonggaifuruanleba，
fupinganqueshiyijiumianbugaise，dandankaikou，
“不对。”
“woyuanlianghuang**ni，budaibiaowolijieni。”
“nijiranshuonideshentisuzhibuhao，neijiushuomingniduinizijideshentiqingkuangshiyousuolejiede，jiranzhidaonibunengeduzi，neinijiuyinggaitiqianchihaowufan，laibaozhengzijibuhuiechumaobing，”
“erbushizaizheilizuochubulimaodexingweizhihou，laizhengqiuwodeyuanliang，zheishiyizhongbufuzerendexingwei。”
shuodaozhei，tanaqishoujikanleyiyan，youjiezheshuchu，
“huang**niyizhiqiangdiaowolaidebiniwan，danzheibingbunengzuoweinixiandiancaideliyou，yinweiwomenyuehaodeshijianshiliangdian，xianzaicaiyidianwushiwu，shuomingwobingmeiyouchidao，ershinizaodaole，zheishuomingnimeiyoushijianguannian，”
“yigerenmeiyouguihuahaoshijian，quexiangjiangguoshuaizaibierentoushang，zheizhongxingweiwojuedeshibuduide，huang**nijuedeni？”
fupinganzheiyilianchuandehuayushuchuxialai，zhijiejiduimiandehuangranranjiganmengquanle，
dunshicanzhuoqianyipianjijing。
“啊？”
“啊？？？”
“啊？？？？？”
zhibojiandepinglunqucishiyichanghuore，yinweitamenkanlehuangranranzheimejiudezhibo，haishidiyicijianyourennengzaixiangqinzhongduitajinxingyazhi，
还是压倒性的压制！
【**！！shuodetaihaole！！！】
【youya，taiyouyale！】
【zheijiushibianneichengyuandeyuyanzuzhinenglima？wofule！】
【hahahahahaha，congweijianguozheimeyoushilidexiangqinduixiang！】
【wanmeituanzhanshuchu100%！！！】