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zhongguomeinianyoujishiwannvxingshizong,womajiushiqizhongzhiyi。

yourenshuotashibeiguaimaile,yourenshuotashibeirenshale。

wobayongjinyiqieshouduanzuzhiwozhaomama。

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dangzhenxiangdemiwujiekai,wocaichajuedaorenxingdeeshibukeguliangde。

zhanzaixuanyabianshang,tuinixiaqudewangwangshinizuiqinjinderen!

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womashigediaochajizhe,woshisuideshihoutaxiaxiangzuocaifang,jiuzaiyemeiyouhuilai,jiugenrenjianzhengfaleyiyang。

yourenshuotashibeiguaimaile,yourenshuotashibeirenshale。

keshihuoyaojianren,siyaojianshi,zenmenengyidianxiaoxidoumeiyouni。

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zineiyihou,womenquanjiaderizixianruledimidejuewangdangzhong。

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neigerenjingranshiwoxiaoyi,wonanyizhixindizhiwenwobaba「nibuzhaowomamalema!niweishenmehuigenwoxiaoyizaiyiqi!nimenzheishibeipan!zheishichugui!」

wobafeichangtongkudigaosuwo,tazhaobudongle。sannianlaitahuaguanglesuoyoudejingligenjixu,keshiyidingdianxiwangdoukanbudao。

wogenbenjieshoubulezheijianshiqing,weishenmeshiwoxiaoyi?

woxiaoyiliyiyihoudaizheyigenver,riziguodefeichangjiannan。womamahaizaideshihou,jingchangbangta。womashizongyihou,tajingchanglaijialibangmangzuofanzuojiawu,wohaitebieganxiewoxiaoyi。

keshi,wobajingrangenwoxiaoyigaodaoleyiqi!

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「baba,nibuyaofangqimamaa!mamahaizaidengzhewomenzhaotani。」woaiqiuzhewobaba。

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taxianggefengziyiyang,bawomadezhaopianquandoushaole。

wochongshangquzuzhita,tajingrandalewoyigeerguang!

wobashuo:「niyaoshibutingwodehua,jiugunchuzheigejia!buxuzaiqufaguanggao,buxuzaiqujingchaju!tingdaolemeiyou!」

congneiyihouwojiuzhuxiaole,keshiwocongmeifangqizhaowomama。

wobatanengyouhaoduolaopo,danshiwozhiyouyigemama,wozenmekenengfangqi?