南海市。
西角街口。
zheilishinanhaishixiquzuiweifanhuadeyitiaojie，jieshanglailaiwangwangderenyichangduo，jinshichuanzheguangxianlianglidenianqingnannv，qizhongbufayixieyouqianrenjiadeshaoyexiaojie。
cishi，yichuyinliangdewuyanxia，zhijianyigeyuemoershiduosuidenianqingnanzizuozaiyigezhedieshidexiaodengshang，danzaitalianshangkanqilai，quewanquanbuxiangshizheigenianjideren，youqishineishuangcangsangrukantoushijianyanliangdeshensuideyanjing，gengshijinianqingnanzizengtianleyizhongbuxiangfudeqizhi。
ertaqianmianhaibaizheyizhangxiaozhuozi，shangmianxiezhe“kanmingsuangua，babaiyigua，buzhunbuyaoqian”jigezi，haiyouyifubaguatu，nongdexiangmoxiangyangde。
nanziqianmianzuozhedeshiyigefeipangdezhongnianfunv，yaoshangjiugenchanlegenhulaquanside，ershoushangjinyinshoushidaileyidui，fupoyige。
“dashi，ninbangwosuansuan，woshenmeshihounenghuaishanghaizi？”zhongnianfunvbaqianfangzhuoshang，yinqiedewendao。
lintiandangshijiulengleyixia，nitemeshenmeshihoushenghaizi，wozenmezhidao？
woshisuanmingde，youbushisongzide？！
lintiandanrandao：“zheiweinvshi，shenghaizideshiqing，niyinggaiwennindezhangfucaidui，buguowokeyigaosuni，nijiangyoumeishifasheng！”
“shenmemeishi？”zhongnianfunvyihuodao。
lintianliezuiyixiao，guzuoshenmidao：“denghuiernihuicaidaogoushishuaijiao！”
“niganzhoulaoniang？nixinbuxinwozhijiejiaorensongnijinjingju？”zhongnianfunvmamalieliedao，“shenjingbing！”
shuowan，biantouyebuhuidezoulechuqu，ranertahaimeizoujibu。
嘭！
zhijielianchaodishuaidishangle，feipangdeshenqu，shenzhiliandimiandougenzhezhenzhanlexia。
“aiyo！sheitemezheimequedea！”zhongnianfunvtengdeziyaliezui，ertajiaodixiaheranshiyituogoushi！
lintianzhihaowunaidesongsongjian，“doushuolehaibuxin，zhenshilandoulanbuzhua！”
shishishang，zheifuchangjinglintianyijingkanguole，yinweizaizheiyiwannianjian，tabuzhiyiciyongzheiyangdefangshilaidafashijian，erjintianzeshitaganghaomanyiwanniandezuihouyicilunhui！
meicuo，tabeikunzaitongyitian，yiwannianle！
shuolaiyeshenqi，tabeiyigexitongjibangdingle，rutongtazijikandeneixiexiaoshuolimiandeneiyang。
xitongdemingzijiao“lunhuixitong”，ranermeidengtafanyingguolai，bianbeixitonggaozhilerenwu——rangtazaitongyitianlunhuiyiwannian！
zhiyouwanchengyiwanniandelunhui，tadeshenghuocainengjixuqianjin。
erzhengruxitongmingzineiyang，wulunshitazaijintianzuoleshenme，zhiyaoguolejintian，yiqiedouhuizhongxinhuidao2019nian8yue20haozaoshang！
zheiyebushiputongdelunhui，jibiantayiwaishenwang，yehaihuizhongxinzaizhongzhidezaoshang，huoguolai！
yejiushishuo，xiangdangyutayongyoulebusibumiedeshengming！
yezhengyinweiruci，lintiancengsiyiguo，fangzongguo，danhenkuai，tabianyanjuanle。
meicuo，jibianshiyongyouwujindeshijianhebusibumiedeshengming，keyidanmoujianshiqingzuodetaiduo，jiuhuiyanjuan，jiuhuiwuliao。
guanjianshi，zhizaitongyitianzhonglunhui，yeyiweizhetasuozuodeshiqing，bukenengdedaoyanxu，buguantazuoguoshenme，diertiandouhuiyiqierujiu！
danhaozai，lintianhenkuaijiuzhaohuileziwo，jiranshangtianjiletazheiwanniandeshijian，taheburuliyongzheixieshijianlaichongshizijini？
kuangqie，tayebushimeiyouxiwang，zhiyaotaaoguozheiyiwannian，tajiunenggoujiefangle！
zhongxinguoshangzhengchangdeshenghuo！
tadeguijibuhuibeipianli，zhibuguotabibierenduoleyiwanniandeshiguang！
zhei，jiushitadetianduhoudeyoushi！
erqie，tafaxiansuiranzijidesuozuosuoweidoubunengdedaoyanxu，danjiyiquenenggouwanquanjichengxialai！
yushi，takaishixuexi，kaishijizijidingyixiemubiao，herenwu。
zhongyu，zaitawanchenglewushugemubiao，herenwuzhihou，yiwanniandeshiguang，yezhuanshunershi！
yejiushishuo，guolejintian，tajiangshiyigeyongyoumingtian，heweilaideren。
suoyi，tajintianxinqingyichangdehao。
duiyutalaishuo，zaizheilixingzouderen，douxiangshidianshijulideyanyuanyiyang，tazhidaojuqingdezouxiang。
ertazhidao，xiayimiao，tadeneigeqiannvyouhuidaizhexinhuanchuxian！
guobuqiran，yidaojianruideshengyinhuranxiangqi：“lintian，shini？”
zhijianyigezhuangrongnongyandeershiduosuidenvzi，shuangshouwanzheyigenanzi，dengdazheyanjingjinghudao。
“wenwen，zheishinipengyou？”nanzikanzhenvziwendao。
zhouwenyileng，xuanjisajiaodao：“laogong，zheishiwodaxuedetongxuela！”
nanrenkanshangquyousishilaisui，pangdegentouzhuside，tudingdizhonghai，manmianyouguang，shizhouwenbangdedakuan。
dangran，bingbushidiyige。
lintianmeicikandaozheiduigounannvdouyouxiezuoou，zhenbuzhidaozijidangshiweishenmehuiyanxia，kanshangzheizhongnvren，haiganyuanhuaguangzijidefanqian，xianzaixiangxiangzhenshifulezijile。
dangchushangdaxuedeshihou，lintianweilezhuiqiuzhouwen，guyitouqisuohao，maihuazhuangpin，maibaobao，buguoyinweitajialitiaojianyiban，yemeishenmexianqian，yincitalianzijidefanqiandoudashangle，jieguodayingmeiliangtian，jiugenbierenpaole。
haiyizhengyancideshuo：“nizheimeqiong，nashenmeyangwo？”
budebushuo，zhendehenxianshi。
buguo，lintianduizhouwenyeshuobushangshenchoudahen，bijingyeshitadaotieshangquzhuiqiurenjiade，zhinengguaizijiyouyanwuzhu，meiyoukanqingduifangdebenzhi。
dantayededaolejiaoxun，rangtazhidaoxianshizaihenduodongximianqian，shineimedebukanyiji。
erqie，zaizheiyiwannianjian，tayijingyongwushuzhongfangshibaofuguole，xinzhongdebushuangzaojiufaxiewanle。
zhouwenkanzhelintianluopodemoyang，huranxiangkaikoushuohua，quebeilintianxianfazhiren：“nishibushixiangshuo，woyiqianzhuiqiuguoni，danzhibuguoshilanhamaxiangchitianerou？”
zhouwenmengdeyileng，yinweizheizhengshitazhunbeixiangyaoshuodehua？
他怎么会知道？
ranerhaimeidengtafanyingguolai，lintianyuqidouranyibian，zhenggerenjiuxiangshiwanquanhuanleyigerenside，qichangshizu，“chenwojintianxinqinghao，wojiulandegennijiaozhen，daizhenidegounanrenganjinzaiwoyanqianxiaoshi！”
zheiyike，lintianbadaowupi，fangfotajiushitian！
ruguobushiyinweitajintianxinqingdequebucuo，lintianbujieyirangzheiduigounannvshenbaiminglie！
“xiaozi，youxiehuabugaishuo，yinweixuyaodedaijiakenengshinichengdanbuqide。”zhongniannanrenmianseyinchen，yuqisenlengdao。
budebushuo，gangcaineijuhuayijingchujiletadedixian。
lintiandandandao：“neiwoshuoleyouruhe？”
“haohaohao！xiaozi，wozheixiajiurangnizhidaoredaowodexiachangshishenme。”zhongniannanrenyaoyaqiechidao。
shuowan，talimanachushouji，zhunbeishurudianhuahaoma。
kejiuzaizheishihou，yidaoqianyingchongleshanglai，erhouyibawanzhulelintiandeshoubei，shengyinwubibingleng，fangfoqiannianbingfengdexueshanyiban，dao：“sheigandongwolaogong！”
蛤？
老公？
lintianwanquanmengbile，zheirensheia，zenmezaidajieshangluanrenlaogongde？
ranerbuzhishilintian，jiulianzhouwenhezhongniannanrenyeshiyileng！
sanrentongshikanqu，zhijianlaizheshiyigeshenchuanheisezhiyezhuangdejuemeinvren！
nvrenjiurutonghuajuanlimianzouchulaidexiannvyiban，yitouwuheilianglidezhangfazhipizaijian，yishuangmingliangruqiushuidemeimou，zhangzhangdejiemao，xixideliumei，gaotingdeqiongbi，wenrunruyudexianyanhongchun，jingzhidewuguanwanrushangtianzuimeidejiezuo！
jinshenqunxia，yitiaoxiuzhangqieruzhibandeyutui，baoguozherousedezhangwa，yishuangheisedehentiangao，gengshizengtianwuxiandeyouhuo。
haobukuazhangdeshuo，zhiyaozheigenvrenwangrenhedifangyizhan，zhouweiderenherendouhuianranshise。
nvrendoushishandude，genghekuangduifanghaishiyigebizijipiaoliangwushubei。
zhouwengangyaofazuo，quejianzhongniannanzidunshichanmeidao：“suxiaojie，yuanlaizheishinindeairena，buhaoyisimaofanle，wozheijiujininpeigebushi，xiwangsuxiaojiebuyaozaiyi。”
shuowan，zhongniannanzibianzhijielazheyilianmengbidezhouwen，kuaibulikaile。
raner，lintianjingyaguohou，queyifuraoyouxingqudekanzheyanqianzheigejuemeidenvren。
tadangranzhidaozheigenvrenshisheile，zhibuguotahaoqideshi，zheigentazhiqianlunhuidejubenbutaiyiyang。
有趣！