第1章 找个公鸡来拜堂

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“xixi,zheiyangcaihaokanma!”

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“wu,yanzhihualebuhaokanlela,jingzina,renjiayaoyanzhimayingyingying……”

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“jinridahun,nidangzhenbuqu?”

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真是有趣。

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“xinniangzixiajiaoge——”

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“gaitou!gaitouniyaoguaie,bukeyipaodiaode,yaoatinggegelaijiede。”

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xipoyishuaixipa,kaikoushineikanhaoxidemuguangquesihaobujiayanshi。