第五章 靠近你,我很舒服

chuxiyuanhunshenhanmaodoulileqilai!

tashouhuizhiqianyinweizheigenanrendeshengyinerduitachanshengdexieweihaogan!

淦!

遇上淫贼了!

suiranzheinanrenzhangdebucuo,dantameiyouxingquheyigeburenshiderenyiyefengliua!

zaishuowaimianmanyuanzideshiti,xuexingweishibushijiuhuipiaojinlai,zaizheizhonghuanjingxiazuozheizhongshi,zheigenanrenzhendebushibiantaima?

ketagenbendongbule,ziranwufazuzhitadedongzuo,zhinenghenhendidengzheta:“qingbenjiaren,naihezuozei!”

nanzimeimaotiaoletiao,xiazhangdemouzhongluchujifenxixue:“zuozei?liuxiaojiezheishizaishuozijima?”

chuxiyuanyaoya:“woshuodeshini!”

“e?”nanzisihuduidoutapoganxingqu,wenyantiaoqitayilvtoufabawanzhe,manbujingxindidao:“zheimeshuolai,shiwoyuanwangliuxiaojiele?tuowoyifudebushini?huomaiwodebushini?guaiwolingshoudeyebushini?ng?”

额……

neixiaohuli,jingranshitade?

chuxiyuanhaoxiangmingbaiweishenmeneixiaojiahuoerduoshangbeichengfashideguazheduojuhuale……

talibuzhiqiyezhuang:“womeiyouguainilingshou,shitazijixihuangenzhewo!”

“neikanlailiuxiaojieshichengrentuoyihehuomaideshile,neiwojiujixule。”

nanzishuozhe,youkaishituoqichuxiyuandeyifulai!

tuorenyifuhaibarenmailezheishi,chuxiyuanzhenmeifajiaobian。

suirandangshitayiweitasile,dantayequeshimeiyouzixikanguorenshijiasihaishizhensi。

xianzaihuixiangqilai,tadangshijiyoukenengshiyinweizhongdutaishenerxianrujiasizhuangtai。

yankanjiuyaobei**,chuxiyuanchuisizhengzha:“yifuwokeyihaini!nifangguowo,wozijilai!”

nanziqingxiaoleqilai,yuqiqueshiburongzhiyi:“buyongle,zijidedongxi,wohaishibijiaoxihuanzijiqinzinahuilai!ni**lewodeyifu,woyetuohuilaiyici,hengongping。”

dunledun,nanzituranxiangdaoleshenme,shangxiadalianglechuxiyuanyiyan,luchuxianqidebiaoqing:“nixiangnaerqule?wozhibuguoshinahuiyifueryi,nigaibuhuiyiweiwoduinizheixiaodouyaganxingquba?”

小豆芽?!

你才是小豆芽!

你全家都是小豆芽!

楚溪沅怒了!

keyishuotatianfubuhao,danbunengshuotashencaibuhao!

talengxiaolianlian:“neiwohaimailenini,weilegongping,nishibushiyeyaomaihuilai!”

nanzidangzhenrenzhensisuolepianke,suihouyaotou:“neidaobubi,buguonatianniruosile,wohuikaolvtinishoushi!”

chuxiyuanyaoya:“neiwokezhenyaoxiexieni!woxiexieniquanjia!”

nanziweiweiyixiao:“bukeqi!”

cishideliangrendoubuzhidao,nanzijingranzhendeyouji“ta”shoushideyitian,dangran,bushixianzaideta……

chuxiyuanyiweitahuizhendejiangtabaguangle,zaitafanfuquanhengduiceshi,nanziquezijitingxiale。

tashunzhetademuguangkanqu,jiufaxiantademuguangdingzaitadeqihaiweizhi。

chuxiyuanxinzhongyilin,shunjianmingle!

zheinanrenxiangyaotahaiyifushijia,kantaqihaicaishizhen!

taxiangqizijixiufulinggendeshi,yebuzhidaobeitakanquleduoshao!

nanzidingzhetadeqihaikanlepianke,sihuxianbugou,jingranzhijieshenshoufuleshangqu。

chuxiyuantoupidouzhakaile。

匹夫无罪怀璧其罪!

lingxumijingxianzaihaizaitadeqihaishenchu,ruguo……

raner,piankezhihou,nanziqueshishouhuileshou,taningmoukanzheta:“linggenjinhuiyenengxiufu?”

talinggenhuiledeshi,zhenggejingchengjihurenrenjiezhi,zheinanzizhidaoyebuqiguai。

chuxiyuanzaozaitizijixiufuhaolinggenzhihoujiuzhidaohuiyouzheimeyike。

tahendanding:“xiaoxiyouwu。”

男子:“嗯?”

chuxiyuanzhongfuleyibian:“xiaoxishijiade,wolinggenmeihui。”

nanzitiaoletiaomei:“hegu?”

chuxiyuanbanzhenbanjiadidao:“zongzhiyouwodeyuanyin。”

“shenmeyuanyin?”nanzizhuiwen。

ruguobushidabuguota,chuxiyuanzhenxiangbazheigeguguaidechounanrenjizhijierengchuqu!

你管我什么原因!

wohaimeibianchulaixingbuxing!

楚溪沅绞尽脑汁。

tazenmeyexiangbudao,zijijingranhuiyouzheimeyitian。

虎落平阳被犬欺!

temede!gurenchengbuwoqi!

tahaimeibianchuliyoulai,nanziquexiangshituranxiangdaoleshenme:“wozhidaole。”

哎?

nizhidaoshenmelenizhidaole?

我都不知道呢!

ranerzheizhongshihou,takendingbuhuinaocandiquzhuiwen。

tahenpeihedibaichuleyifugaoshendezitai。

buguozhibaileliangmiaotajiubengbuzhule。

yinweizheinanrenzhendehaozhong!

yebuzhidaotadaodinagenjinbudui,tajiranmeineigexin,zongzheimeyazhetasuanzenmehuishi?

cishi,neibeinanzirengdaoyipangdexiaohuliyoupaolehuilai。

haishizheixiaojiahuoyouliangxin,tashenzheliangzhixiaozhuazi,hangchihangchidituizhenanzidetui!

nanziniletayiyan,mouzhongfanchuweixiandeguangmang。

“nidaodishisheidelingchong?”

xiaojiahuolenglepianke,fuyoujixuyongzhuazituiqinanzidetuilai,zhishilidaomingxianxiaolebushao。

没办法,它也怂啊!

erduoshangqudouqubudiaodejuhuajiushizuihaodeweixie!

ketayouxintengpiaoliangjiejie。

wuwuwu,shoushengjiannan,danglingchonggengnan,dangyigexiaoxinyandenanrendelingchonggenggenggengnan!

nanziqinghengyisheng,zongsuanliangxinfaxian,zhudongbatuinuokaile,chuxiyuanyichaozhonghuoziyou,likejiuxianglitayuanyidian,quebeinanziqingyiqinzhu:“bieliwotaiyuan!”

楚溪沅:“?”

nanzidao:“kaojinni,wohenshufu!”

楚溪沅:“……”

nima,jianguo**de,meijianguozheime**de!

他们很熟吗?

zheijiahuotingmeitingguonannvshoushoubuqina?

cishidechuxiyuanyijingwanquanwangletamenyijingjihubantanchengxiangjianguoliangcile。

yangelaishuo,yeyijingyouleliangcijifuzhiqin!

diyicihaishitaxiangande!

nanziturandao:“woshenshangyoudu,ganggangyanzhengguogongxiaole。”

chuxiyuanfeilidefanyileyixiacaimingbaitadeyisi:“nishishuo,kaojinwo,keyitiniyazhidusu?”

男子没有否认。

“你开玩笑吧?”

tayoubushilingzhixiancao,shenmeshihouhainengyoujieduzheixianggongnengle?

她自己都不知道!

nanzibingbuduoyan,shenchuyizhishoulanzhetadeyao,huanhuanbishangleyan。

chuxiyuanshizhendebeileidaole。

好家伙!

zheiyabuhuishixiangbaozhetahetayiqishuijueba?

这可不行!

suiranmeinandangqian,dantashiyouyuanzede!

chuxiyuandasuanancuocuowangpangbiannuo。

sheizhidaonanrenjiugenhuiduxinshuside,tahaimeilaidejidong,tajiulengshengdao:“nigandongyixiashishi。”