第3章
zheinitiande“zaoyu”jihulikechongdanlewobeinanyouguimibeipandeyinying。
cikedewoyijinggubushangnanguole，haiyoushenmebibeizijidingtoudabossqinyankanjianchoutaihaiyaogengsheside？！duiyuyigetuxiangxingzuolaishuo，renhuoyizhanglian，meiyoushenmebiwodelianmiangengzhongyao。
zheigeshunjianwojihuyijingxianghaocichengle，kelizhihaishirangwolengjinglexialai。
jirangenzongcaiduileyan，neijiubukenengzhuangmeikanjian，genghekuangrenjiadewaitaohaizaiwohuailibaozheni！
xiangdaozhei，wolileliqingxu，shenhuxizhihouhuanbuchaopeiliezouqu。
kehaimeidengwozoudao，jiubeiyigerenlanzhulequlu。
wotaitou，hechengyibaichongmankuijiudeyanshensimuxiangdui。
“wanwan......”
tadishengjiaozhewodexiaoming，shengyinlichongmanlekenqiu。
womianwubiaoqingdikanzheta，jinliangbaochipingjing。
“chengyibai，nizuoweiqiaoningdeweihunfu，zheimechenghuwobutaiheshiba。”
“wanwan！”tayoucoushangqianyibu：“wozhidaowulunwoshuoshenmenidoubuhuiyuanliangwo，shiwoduibuqini。zheilibushishuohuadedifang，womenzhaogeanjingdedifanghaohaoliaoliao，haobuhao？”
shiyizhici，haiyoushenmekeliaode。
zaizenmeliao，gaizuodeshidouyijingzuole。
taxiangqiaoningqiuhunshizhende，foudingwodecunzaishizhende，duiwozaochengdeshanghaiyeshizhende。
yiqiedouyijingwufawanhuile。
xiangdaozhei，wozhoumeihoutui。
“wogennimeishenmekeshuode，quzhaonideweihunqiba，bielaifanwo。”
shuowan，woyueguotajiuxiangzou。
meixiangdaochengyibaijingranshenshoumengdikouzhulewodeshoubei！
“wanwan，nijintianbixugenwozou，woyouhuayaoduinishuo！”
haimeidengwoshuohua，jiujianpangbianyigerenkuaibuzouleguolai，chenzhewoshoubeibeizhuazhu，xunleibujiyanershanglaijiushiyibazhanghenhenchouzailewodelianshang！
wobeizheiyixiadadetouyunmuxuan，jihuzaidaozaidi。
erbianqiaoningjianlidinumashengxiangjingleiyiyangzhakai！
“chiwan！kuiwobanidangchengwozuihaodepengyou，meixiangdaonijingranzheimewochuo！”
“nigangcaiqinyankanzheyibaigenwoqiudehun，nizuoweiwodeguimibusongshangzhufujiusuanle，xianzaijingrandangzhewodemiangenwoweihunfulalacheche，nizenmenengzuochuzheime**deshi！nizenmeduideqiwo！”
chengyibailianmangchezhutadeshoudishenghechi。
“goule！qiaoning！nihaixianbugoudiulianma？！”
“nifengle，nizenmenengduiwanwandongshou！”
“赶紧给我闭嘴！”
wowuzhelian，yongjinquanlicaikongzhizijimeiyoushuaidaoxiaqu。
zheiyimurangwojuedefeichanghuangtang。
wocongmeixiangguoyouyitianhuicongqiaoningdezuilitingdaozheixiehua。
qiaoningshiwodefaxiao，tajiatingtiaojianbuhao，xuexichengjiyebuchuzhong，congxiaodaodawoyizhijinzijisuonengdizhaoguta，shenzhizaidangshanggongsibumenjinglizhihouhaijieshaotajingongsigongzuo。
tazongshixihuannizaiwoshenbian，louzhewodegebosajiao。
“wanwan，niduiwozhenhao，ruguomeiyouniwodoubuzhidaogaizenmebanle。”
“wanwan，xiexienibangwozhaogongzuo，zhiyounihuixiangzhewo。”
“wanwan，wozhenxianmuni，yougezheimehaodenanpengyou，ruguowoyihouyenengzhaodaochengyibaizheiyangdenanpengyoujiuhaole......”
errujin，taquedangzhesuoyourendemian，koukoushengshengmawo“wochuo”“**”。
wokuxiaozheyaoleyaotou，zaikanxiangqiaoningshiyanliyijingmeiyouyisiwendu。
“qiaoning，zuorenliuyixian，nizuoleshenmeshinixinliqingchu，biebiwo。”
qiaoningyanlishanguoyisihuangluan，ketayiranbukenfushu。
“chiwan，wozhidaonibiwozhiweigao，danshinibuyonghehuwo！”
“woheyibaizheimeduoniandeganqingshibuhuibeinipohuaide！nibuguoshianlianyibai，xianzaikanwoheyibaiyaoxiuchengzhengguonixinyoubugan，caizaizheiliguyigenyibailalachechede！”
“真不要脸！”
qiaoningshuohuashengyinyoujianyouda，rucipokoudamahenkuaijiuyinlailezhouweitongshideweiguan。
fangcaihaizaishangyanqiuhundexima，cikebeirenjia“weihunqi”zhualegexianxing，tongshimenziranyiwofengdizhanzairuoshiyifang。
“wozhiqianjiujuedechiwanhechengyibaiguanxiaimei，meixiangdaotajingranshizheizhongren。”
“chijinglibuhuizheiyangba，tarenzhangdeneimepiaoliang、gongzuonengliyouqiang，hebiqiangrennanpengyouni？”
“hehe，bingxing**bei，jiuxihuanqiangguiminanpengyou。”
“mayazhenexin......”
caozadeyilunshenghuanraozaiwoshenbian。
woliansecangbaidikanzhemianqianduoduobirendeqiaoning，zheigeshunjianjihuxiangbayiqiegongzhiyuzhong，dabuleyusiwangpo！
jiuzaiwoqingxujijiangshikongdeqianyimiao，yizhiwenredeshouhuranzhaozhulewodejiantou。
wozhuantou，peilieneizhangshengrenwujindelianshudiyingruwodeyanlian。
baokuowozainei，suoyourendoudaochouleyikouliangqi。