001zhangyijueshuixingshinianhou
“dajiahao，woshibenchangkaoshidejiankaolaoshi……”
youshiyichangmonikaoshi，erqiehaishizuitaoyandeshuxue。
jiangfengdaozaikezhuoshang，pijuandechuanlekouqi。
“hu……haolei，youshinanaodelianggexiaoshi……”
mashangyaogaokaole，danduitazheizhongxuezhalaishuo，qunadouyiyang，zhaogeminbandehuozhedazhuanhunshangjinian。
zhiyubiyehou，neimeleideshiqingjiubiexiangle，tataoyanlei，taoyanneixiemafandeshiqing。
buxiangshangxue，buxiangdagong，jiuxianghunrizi……
xiangzhexiangzhe，juanzifalexialai，shangmiandeshuxuefuhaoxiangshicuimianquyiyang，jiangfengyanpiyanpikaishichenlexialai，jianjianjinrulemengxiang。
……
砰！
shuimengzhong，jiangfengganjuetoushangbeirenqiaoleyixia。
“wei，xingxing，haishui！”
taroulerouxingzhongdeshuiyan，taitoukanqu，yizhangqiaolian，yingruyanlian。
“干，干妈？”
干妈怎么会在这里？
jiangfengzhuomozhe，kendingshizijikaoshishuijuedeshiqing，beixuexiaojitongzhijiazhangle，xingkuilaideshiganmaa，yaoshizheishichuandaolaobaerduoli，neijinwanzheiyidun“pidaishaorou”shitaobudiaode。
“ganma，wocuole，wozuotianwanshangkanshufuxitaileile，suoyikaoshicaihuishuijuede，qiuqiuni，qianwanbiegaosuwobaa……”
jiangfengganjinshangqubaozhedatuikusu。
ganmayixiangtengziji，zijizhuangzhuangkelian，shuobudingtahuixinruan。
kemeixiangdao，cijuyichu，yanqiandeneimingnvziquehuangmanghoutui。
“weiweiwei，ganshenme？nifengle？sheishiniganmaa，luanjiaoshenmeni！”
nvzihedehuarongshise，xianranmeiyourenhezhunbei。
yuanbenhainuqichongchongdeta，xianzaiqueshiyiliandemangran。
“gaibuhuishiwogangcaijiaoxingtadeshihou，datanaodaineiyixiataiyongli，jizheixiaozidashaleba？tianna，wocaigangruzhiyigeyue，biedaoshihou，jiwobeigechufena！”taxinlidigudao。
zheishihou，pangbianchuanlailejigenanrendehongxiaosheng：
“linger，nishenmeshihouchengrenjiaganmale？”
“shia，womeitingshuoguoniduochuzheimeyigeganerzia。”
“meixiangdao，zanmendamingdingdingdehuangdajinghua，haiyouzheimeyiduanbuweirenzhidewangshini，hahaha……”
tingdaozheili，huanglingerlianshanggengshizhangdetonghong，zijishixinren，gangruzhiyigeyue，suoyichuchubeizheixielaotongshimenqiaobuqi，zheicitakedenachuyidianweifenglai。
“ai，ganshenmeni？yansudian！kanqingchule，zheilishipaichusuo！
“houtui，dunxia，jiwolaoshidian！”
“gaosuni，jinlaizheilijiushaojiwoxincunjiaoxing，bieshuoganma，jiusuannijiaowoqinmayemeiyong！wozhaoyangyifachulini！”huanglingerxunchidao。
shenme，paichusuo？zheinandaobushizaixuexiao？
dengtahuiguoshen，zixiyikan，faxianzhanzaiyanqiandenvren，suiranrongmaoxiangsi，danbingbushizijideganma，ershiyimingshenzhezhifu，yingzisashuangdenvzhangguan。
ertashenbiandeneijimingnanren，yeshichuanzhezhifu，manlianzhengqideminjing。
kanyangzi，zijishizhenjinpaichusuole。
wodemaya，laizhendea！
zijibujiushizaikaoshideshihoushuijuema，zhiyunaochuzheimedadedongjingma？
“xingle，nihaiyoushenmehaozhuangde？”
jiuzaizheishihou，qiangjiaopiaolaileyisheng。
yigeyizhebaolu，daban**，shuangshoubaotoudunzaidishangdenvren，buxiedelengxiaodao。
“wei，woshuo，youyisimeiyoua，shidaorujin，haijiaobianshenmea？ganzuobugandangshibushi？gangcainizaichuangshangdeshihou，kebushizheifudexinga！”
“juranhaiguanjcjiaoganma，zhenshihuojiujiana，xiaosiwole！”
“ganjinjiaofakuanba，wohaidengzhechuquba，duile，wokeshiyinweinicaijinlaide，zheiqiannidebangwojiao！”
kanyangzi，zheinvrenbachengshixiyuzhongxinlideshizu，shuowan，tahaipielepiezui，yanranyifusizhubupakaishuitangdebiaoqing。
zheixia，jiangfenggengshayanle。
woquleneizhongchangsuo，xunhuawenliu，erqiehaibeijcjizhuajinlaile？
zheizenmekenenga，woyigegaozhongsheng，gangcaihaizaixuexiaolikaoshini！
这……
jiangfengshunjianbeihedegouqiang。
zijihuibuhuishibeirenjishetaole，nandaozheishiyizhongzuixinxingdepianshu？
tamantoudahan，ganjinjieshi：“jiweijcshushuayi，nimentingwoshuo，wojiaojiangfeng，shidisanzhongxuedexuesheng，gangcaiwozaicanjiamonikaoshi，nadoumeiquguo，buxinwokeyijixuexiaolidelaoshidadianhua，rangtamenzuozheng……”
jiangfengbihualeliangxia，gangyaocongkoudailitaoshouji，kezheiyike，taqueturanlengzhule。
shouzhangbiandale，shangmianbumanlelaojian，pifucucaole，duziyefafule，wanquanshiyifuchengnianrendequti。
zaiyikanzhuoshangdejingzi，limianshiyigepengtougoumian，yankuangwuhei，huzilachadezhongniandashu。
henmosheng，youhenshuxi，meimuyixishizijideyangzi，sihushishinianhoudeziji。
“wo！wozenmebianchengzheiyangle？”
“zheibushiezuojuba？wozheishizaizuomeng？woheneixiexiaoshuonanzhujiaoyiyangchuanyuele？laidaoleweilai？”
jiangfengpinmingdezhuazhetoufa，juedebukesiyi，tameifajieshou。
“bububu，nimentingwoshuo，wobushiwo……woshijiangfeng，bububu，wobushijiangfeng，nimenyanqiankandaodezheigerenbushiwo……”
tajile，jilidexiangyaojieshiqingchuzheiyiqie。
erjiuzaizheishihou，yizhenjicudegaogenxieshengyinxiangqi。
congcongganlaideshiyimingnianqingnvzi，zirongqiaoli，qizhiyouya。
keshiyifuquejiqidebuda。
lianjiadelianyiqun，yifujiangxiduocihou，yijingkaishifabaifazhoule。
“nihao，woshilaibanlibaoshide，woshijiangfengde，laopo。”nianqingnvziyaolexiachun。
什么，我的老婆？
江风眼前一亮。
yi，zheijiushiwodelaopoa，ai，zheishijieduiwohaitinghaodea。
kandaozhei，tabuchaobunao，zhujianlengjingxialaile。
meixiangdaoa，buxuewushudewo，zaiweilaishijieli，juranhainengtaodaozheimepiaoliangdelaopo……
jiangfengcaice，zijiyinggaishiyijueshuixing，laidaoshinianhoule。
benlaitashihenkangjude，meiyousheiyuanyipingbaiwugubeishangyigediuliandezuiming，kexianzaikanlai，sihuhaibucuoma。
jilaizhizeanzhi，zijizhenghaoyekeyikankanweilaishijiedebianhua。
“laibanbaoshideduiba？lai，zaizheiliqiangezi，ranhouquqianmianjiaonayixiafakuanjiukeyile。”yimingjcshuodao。
“ni，shijiangfengdelaopo？”
ercishi，tingdaozhei，huanglingergandaobukesiyi，tayongyizhongjiqibiyidemuguangkanxianglejiangfeng。
“fangzhezheimemeidelaopozaijiali，buzhenxi，juranhaichulaizhaonvren，zhenshigoubuyaoliande！”
bailujiuzhanzaiyibian，tingdaozheifanhua，lianshangdehongyunrandaoleergen。
taqueguzuozhending，zhishidengleyiyanjiangfeng，qianwanzizhuanshenqujiaolefakuan。
banwanshouxuhou，jiangfengdaidaidegenzailehoumian。
bailuyizhizaiqianmianzouzhe，yiyanbufa，tasihuzairen，jianbangweiweidezhandouyijingchumaileta。
dengchulemenkou，bailuzheicaizhuanshen，tingxia。
yingshangneinuhuocuandongdeyanmou，jiangfengdunshigangawubi。
“zaoshang，wojilenijiaofangzudebabaikuaiqian，nijiushinaquganzheigede？”