第1章
shaoyongshibaniandong，daxue。
tatadematishengdaizheshengzhichuandaoyizhoudewangfushangshi，yiwangwenxizhengzaijialiqiaozhetuidoulongzilideyingwuwan，zuilihenghengshenme“huameierrubinchunshancui”，yitongluanchang，shoulibawanzheruyaodelvhedianjinlichazhan，haobuqieyi。
dengmenzitongbaoleqinchalailin，tajingdeyigunaoercongguifeiyishangtiaoqilai，gunyuandedupichadianzhuangfanleneitaojuepinchaju。
“wanlewanle，”wenxixinxiang，“zheixiakewanle!”
talianshangduizhexiaoyinglejinlaideqincha，shengdepoweixiqingdenaomenshangyiqinmanhanzhu，yanchouzhelairenbubushengfengzoudaotamianqian，yigongshou:
“wangye，jiuweile，xiaguanyaojiusiqianlaixuanzhi。”
久违个鬼啊!
wenxifufei，benwangbeihuangdilaozigandaofengdideshihou，nizheixiaotaijianhaibuzhidaozainagegonglijiguirenxijiaoni，zanmenjianguomianmajiujiuweile!
zhishirujinzheirenyiranchenglechujinfengtoudeyuqiandiyihongren，ershichutoujiuzuolesilijianbingbi，shizaidaimanbude。yushitalianshangxiaodeyuefakeqin，tileshenpangxiaosiyijiao，zhaohurenyoushiqichayoushiduandianxin，quebeiyaojiusidaduan:
“wangyebubiduoli，huangmingzaishen，bukedange。fanqingwangfeibingzhuweidianxiayeyitonglaicijiezhiba!”
wenxixindiyichen，zuichundouledou，yuyanyouzhi。
buduoshi，zhongnvjuanbingshaoyexiaojiezhehaozhengzhuangjicongcongganlai。wangfuyidajiazianxuguibaizhengqi，chuishoubuyu，daqiyebuganchuyisheng。
weiyoukunjuannanrendewuxiaojiewennanzhibujianjinzhang，yanpibanzhengbuzhengzhe，shenzidaoshibizhitingxiu，naodaiqueyijingyidianyidianle。
zuoyeyoubeixingzhituqideniangqinweileyitongxinjianfa，haideyibiandayibianbeipotingtachuixuyiqiandedeyishi。zheinvrenxianglaishierduo，bujinyaoting，haiyaofuhechengxu，bujinyaokua，haiyaokuadeyanzhiyouwu，zhetengtadaosangeng，menglidoushizaikuaniang，haobujiangli!
jintiantahaidasuanchenzhedaxuezhuangbingbugejue，sheizhidao，zhengyaopaishinvdianmoqushuoyisheng，jiubeidimuladaolezhengyuanlidaotengleyishenzhengzhuang，youbeiyanlizhufu“youguikelaici，bukerenxingwangwei”。
ranhoujigemamajiumingweichanfu，shizelinanchunsidebatalinjinletashisinianyemeijinguojicidezhengtang。
yuanlaishishengzhi......
zheigentayouyoushenmeguanxi，haidebazheixuduorendoujiaochulai，zuohuangdidepaimianjiushida。nanzhiyasuan，danwuletadejue，nengjitabuchanggexianzhudangdangma?
yunyunhuhudenanzhitingleyierduoshenme“chengtiaoxingqing，duanzaiyuanliang”，zhengshitouteng，jiubeiyiju“......huangwuziyiwangwenxi，fushunyuqing，jingaotiandi，dangshouyicebao，liweihuangtaizi。”jizadeqingxingguolai。
“ai——wangye!wangye——”
xinchuludehuangtaiziwenxi，shengzhihaimeitingwan，jiuhedeyunleguoqu。
yaojiusipixiaoroubuxiaodiwen，dianxianandaoshiyaokangzhima。
yiwangfeizeduoduosuosuotaochupazi，calecawenxidehan，lingyizhizangzaixiuzilideshouhenqialeyibaxintaiziyaojianyiquanfuguirou，batayoujihuoshengshengtengxing。
zhongrenjinruohanchanditingwanyaojiusixuanwanzhiyi，nvjuangeyougaoming，nanzhidedijiewenxiyaoyecongxianzhushenglejunzhu。tazhengzixianmu，biantingdaozijidemingzizhihouyegenleju“duanlairoujia”，congguangganxiaojiebianchengleyubichimingdejiayuanxianzhu。
......haizhenjitapeilegexianzhua?
赚、赚大发了。
yaogonggongdaoleyisheng“gongxi”，kanwenxishihunluopodijieguominghuangshengzhi，saoleyiyanzhongren，youyanmingrujinyichulewujiu，haiqingwangfuzhuweizaorishoushixingzhuang，likaiyizhou，suitahuijingmiansheng，bianzilaishudilikaiqiantang，quwangwangfuweitazhunbeidefangjianqule。
yaojiusiyizou，wenxijiudiezuozaidi，hewangfeibaotoutongkuqilai。
“zheikeruheshihao?”yiwangfeipingshikudeyanzhuanghualeyipian，dao，“jiumeiyouhuixuandeyudilema?”
“huixuangepia!”wenxiyejibuzhucukoule，“nidangshengzhishinierxiedazidepozhini，xiangtujiutushuogaijiugai!”
“shizizaijingchengneibianjiumeiyoudedaodianfengshengma，weiheyebuzaoxiechuanxinguolai?”
nanzhikanzhewangyediehedimurusangkaobideyangzi，xinzhongtucao，buzhidaodehaiyiweiyiwangbushiyaozuotaizi，shiyaozuotaijianle。
buguokeneng，dangtaizihaizhenburudangtaijian。