第一章 魔头配傻子

hongjiabanian,dicihunrongqinwangyuchengxiangdinv,jinlingbaixingqiaoshouyipan。

yiweishizhangongbiaobingqueshishachengxingdetiexueqinwang,yiweishijinzhiyuyequetianshengchishadechengxiangdinv,zheiliangrendehunliziranyindequanchengrenminjinjinledao。

he,yaozhidaozheiweirongqinwangzheikebushitouyicichengqinle,qianmiandeliangweiwangfei,dongfangyediertianjiusixiangqicandibeirentaichuxinfang。congcirongqinwangbaonvechengxingdechuanyanshenxiaochenshang,jinrizheiweixiangfuqianjinma……gujiyeshixiongduojishao。

luogushengxiang,bianpaoqiming,huajiaochulechengxiangfu。

yishenxianhongjiayideguqingchenduanzuozaihuajiaozhong,shouliguaiguaidipengzheyigepingguo。mamashuo,zhiyaotaguaiguaide,dengdaowanshangjiulaidaitahuijia,ranhoutajiukeyijiandaoyigegele。

guqingchengaitouxiadezuijiaoluchutaoxidexiao,ranerzheixiaorongcaizhankaiyibanqueshunjianninggu,lianshangyoutongkudebiaoqingyishanerguo,henkuaizuijiaoshenchuyisixianxue,zhenggerenxieyizaijiaozhong。

jiaowaiyipianxuanxiao,wurenchajuejiaozhongdebiangu。

xiaobangeshichenzhihou,songjiaduiwuzhongyulaidaolerongqinwangfu。

yipiansuonashengzhong,zhitingdeliguangaoshengchanghe:“ting!luojiao!”

luoguxie,huajiaoluo,xiniangmanlianduixiaodipaodaohuajiaomenbian,xizizidijiaodao:“xinniangziai,yaochuhuajiaolou!”

zhongrendoujinsheng,lianweiguandequnzhongyedoupingxi,xingzhibobodidengdayanjingqiaozhehuajiaokou。

qingfengguo,jiangxiujinmiaofengdejiaolianchuidejuanqiyijiao。xiniangzaipangbiandenglebantian,lianshangdexiaorongdoukuaijiangdiaole,limianqueshiyisidongjingyewu。

yuanbenjijingderenqunkaishisaodongqilaile,zheimejiulehaibuchulai,limianjiujingshigeshenmeqingkuang?baixingmenjiaotoujieer,guanlidachenyegezihuyi,zhishibijingrongqinwangheqianlaiguanliliangweihuangzihaizaishangshou,dachenmensuiqiguai,daoyebingbugandashengyilunshenme。

dachenbugan,huangziquegan。

sihuangzimurongzitaonaihuanghousuochu,yixiangbahubaozao,cishijianxinniangzijiujiubuchu,bianshiyishengjixiao,yanweimiaolemiaojinpangdehongyishenying,chixiaodao:“yo!sheishuozheixinniangzishale?woqiaozhetingjilingdema!zhidaozanmenjiushuqianliangrenqizidoumeihuoguoxinhunzhiye,suoyizheishihedebuganchulaile。shiba,sange?”

sanhuangzimurongzihengzhoumei,shiyisihuangzibuyaozheiyangdasheng。murongzitaoquemingxianbuxie,rengdashengdao:“heng,yaowoshuoa……”

huaweiwan,hujueyidaolengchendemuguangliangliangdisheleguolai,tayingtoubianchushangyishuangbinghandemou,yushishengshengyigehanjin,bilezui。

murongjunyejiangwangxiangsihuangzideshixianshouhui,yishenhongyiaoranerli,jingjingdidingzhehuajiaokou。yanjiandexiniangzhejidebuxing,zhanzaineilibutingdicuicuzhe,youaiyuchanghebugancuidetaiguodasheng,shouzhongdepazifenmingjiuyaojiaolandejiezou。

baixingqunchensuishuodoubugandashengyilun,dangezhonghuyiyuhaoqizhiseyijingpalezhongrenmanlian。dajiadouyayididingzhehuajiao,qieqiesiyuzhe,bushichaozijimiaoshangyiyan。

murongjunyemianchenrushui,youliangdemuguangsaoguozhongren,luozaineimantoushihandexiniangshenshang。xinianglenglengyigejiling,zaiyegubudeshenmele,yaoyajiangjiaolianxiankai,kouzhongyimianjiaozhe“xinniangzixiajiaolou”yimianwanglikan,kedengtakanqingchulimianshiheqingxingshi,hedelimajiangzuibadazhang,buzhiruheshihao。

zhijianguqingchenyishenjiayiruanruanditanzuozailimian,gailehonggaitoudenaodaiwaiwaidichuizaiyice,qiaozheimoyang,sihushi……shuizhele?

shanglenianjidexiniangcongweiyudaoguozheiyangdetufazhuangkuang,tajingdeyongshoupayanlekou,zhengbuzhidaozijigaizuohefanyingshi,hudiyanjiaoyimohongseyueru,jinjiezheyidaodichendeshengyinxiangqi,“rangkai。”

xiniangniutouyikanjingshimurongjunyezhanzaizijishence,limabianhuanglihuangzhangdixianghoutuileshubu。bufangyijiaocaileshenhouderen,mangdishengwendao:“aiyolimama,xinniangzizenmehuishuizheleni!zheiyetai……”

limamawenyanliansedabian,muguanghuangluanduoshan。

cishimurongjunyemouguangyining,youxue?!

zheinvrentanruanyituanlewushengqi,nanbucheng……

murongjunyeshenqingyilin,tanshoujiuyaojianggaitoujixiankai,meixiangdaoshouzhiganggangchujigaitou,zheilewushengqidenvrenquehudichulesheng,“kao……”

murongjunyeshouzhiyidun,yarandikandaogangganghaiyituansirouzhuangdenvrencishiquetingletingxiong……

tamuguangshudifuzaqilai,chenshengjiao:“xiniang。”

“ai!”xiniangdianleguolai,shangqianbianyaochanzhelimianderenxiajiao,“xinniangzikuaidianxiajiaobaitanglou,kebiewulejishi……”

xiajiaobaitang?wulejishi?

guqingchenjiannandijiangyanjingzhengkai,rumubianshiyipianxuehong。kao!tabushiganggangzaizhixingrenwudeshihoubeiyikezhadanzhafeilema?zenmehuihuranchuxianzaizheizhongdifang?

tagangxiangyaozhengzhazhezhanqilai,queyouyitiaofeifeidebeibangshenleguolai,zaitajianbangshangyidai——guqingchennaozilifenluanwubi,hailaibujiduidangxiadeguiyizhuangkuangzuochufanying,bianyijingbeixiniangchanchulehuajiao。

“新娘子下轿喽!”

xiniangchekaisangmenhoushangyiju,lileyuefaxiangliangqilai,guqingchenzhijuedeshuangjiaoyiruan,yankanjiuyaogendadilaigeqinmijiechu,quebuxiangzijiyaojianyijin,jinjiezheshenziyiqing,jingshibeirenjilanyaobaoleqilai!

murongjunyedongzuoxiaosaliuchang,bujiguqingchenchuchoudejihui,zhongrenzhijuedeyizhayanjian,neiyaoyaoyuzhuidexinniangzibianyibeirongqinwangbaozailehuaizhong。

yixihongyixuanchufeilihudu,gaitouhualuo,qingshirongyanzhaxian。

zhongrenfenfenxiqi,zheijingranjiushixiangfushanvguqingchen?yixihongyiguangxiupiaoyaodenvzijingwozaimurongjunyehuaizhong,yanmoutaiqideyishun,tiandiweizhishise。

muchunshijie,manchengfeihua。cikeluohongdiandianfenzhui,jingbujitameijianyanranfengqing。

“哇……”

“啊……”

“呀……”

guqingchenjuemeiderongyanfuyichuxianbianjingyanlezhongrendeyanqiu,weiguanqunzhongdoufenfenbaochujingtansheng。murongjunyeditouningshizhehuaizhongdenvren,meitouweicu,muguangyourushentan。

zheinvren,zhangdalejingyourucijuese?

guqingchenzhalezhayanjing,yangtouwangzhemianqianzheizhangjingzhirukedejunlian,yishijiandaizhule。

kao!yuanlaibeizhadanzhafeilehaiyouzheibanfuli?zheigenanrenzhangdeyetaixiaohunle!qiaozheishenjuandemeiyanlengkudeqizhi,zeze,zheiyinsilidexiaoguizhilianghenbucuoma!