第三章 你让家里的狗怀孕了?

tanatalianjishu,zuzulianlesannian。

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好死不如赖活着。

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laobandarenxiaolizangdao:“ng,wodefuze,buranjinizhaolaoshibuxiba。”

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“womenjintianlaiqingzhushenme?”

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“nitanchengleyibidashengyi?”

“你公司周年庆?”

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tachelechezijilingkoudelingdai:“niyanjingnuobukaile?”

“nuobukaile,xiangkanniyibeizi。”

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