第五章 闺蜜帮帮忙!

susheli,nvhaimennikankanwo,wokankanni,yanshenlitouzhesongyong,zuizhongyourenzhanlechulai。

“jianrushi,zheizhoumonijiaoninanpengyouqingwomenchidunfanbei,zheimezhangshijianle,niyegaibaninanpengyoudailairangwomenqiaoqiaole。”linxuexiaoyingyingdezhanzaibianshang,duizhetangzaichuangshangdejianrushishuodao。

jianrushihenyouyu,bengshuochifanle,helianxianshengchilezijidekenengxinggengda。zijihunongtadeshier,taqihaimeixiaoni。

youyirenqilehuacha,lingwaiderendouweileshanglai,douzaishuozheijianshiqing。

“yaobiyele,yihougebendongxi,juzaiyiqideshijianjiushaole。lai,womenzhoumojuyijuba!”

“nigaibuhuishipananrenbeiwomenqiangzouba,womenkebushineizhonghuiqiangbierennanrenderen。”

tamenyigegeshuohuayinyangguaiqide。

jianrushichoulechouzuijiao,zheiqunnvrenshiguaizhewanmatani!tayaozheyabotonghelianxianshengdedianhua,wenroudiwendao:“zheizhoumoyoushijianma?”

“chucha。”helianxianshengyanjianyigai,hengancuidiguaduandianhua。

jianrushimankouhuahaimeishuochuzui,zhidemianduiyigehelianxianshengbudalizijideshishi。

“shibushirenbufangbianya?”linxueweixiaozheshuo,kanshangquwenwenrourou,shijishangjiudengzhekanxiaohuani。

qitarenjieleyijuzui,lvedaijixiao:“wushiduosuidelaonanrenzhoumozhipayaodaisunerwan,kendingbufangbianchulai。”huashuowanhou,juedeyouxietangtu,youbuchongyiju:“hahaha,wokaigewanxiao。”

linxueyezaineifuhe:“dajiadoushihaojiemei,kaiwanxiaoeryi,nibieshengqi。hekuang,nibushineihuijijiaoderen,duiba。”

jianrushihendeyayangyang:“dui!”tashizaibuxiangzaizheiqunnvrenmianqianshileqishi,yanzhuziyizhuan,youlezhuyi,yunniangleyixia,hencongrongdishuodao,“sheishuobufangbian?fangbian,feichangfangbian!jiuzhoumoba,wolaidingweizhi。”

nvrendeyouqingjiuxiangshisuliaohua,kanzhehaokan,buguoshijiade。zaikanzhehaokandetongshi,haiyaoananbichugaodi。

wanshang,jianrushidadianhuajizijideguimitangge,kelianxixidishuodao:“taipinggongzhu,jianghujiuji。wobeiyiqunnvrenjijiduile,niyaobangwo!kuailaizhuangwonanpengyou,liangxiatamendeshuangyan!”

“nijiabushiyouyiweidameirenma?”

jianrushipielepiezuijiao:“takaobuzhu,wozhinenglaizhaonile。”

“我是女人!”

“zhaozhaojingzi,zixinyidian!nizhangdeyingqi,dabanyouzhongxing,youshitaipinggongzhu,jueduihennanren!”

“……”tanggezhenxiangsisuitadezui,“jianrushi,nishiqiurenhaishizhaosi?”

liangrenyuezaizhouliujianmian,tanggelaidaokafeiting,xundaorenyihou,yanjingyiliang:“aru,nidebangbangwo。”

jianrushifulefuzijidexiufa,momodixiang,jintianshizijilaiqiutade,zheizhucishunxudiandaole。

tanggedianleliangbeikafei,ziguziditukushui,jiangtaheluzimingdeshiqingshuolegedagai:“luzimingnawodangdangjianpai,tawaimianneixieyingyingyanyandouzhaoshangwole,wodoufansile!aru,nimaochongwohetafenshouhaobuhao?

jianrushixianxiebeikafeiqiangdao,fanlegebaiyan:“fenshouyenengdaiti?”

tanggebuyiweirandebailebaishou:“wohetashishangyelianyin,xianshaojianmianshuohua,tatingbuchuwoshengyin。”