第1章
tebiederenconglaibushuozijitebie，birushuowo。
wohuoguodeqianyishili，suishitaipingshengshi，queyinkejiguofenfada，gezhongkenengdebukenengde，qiyidefamengde，doucongdianshidiannaolikandaoguo。
gushiqingjieli，yinggutouderenhenduo，kanshi，henshibuyiweiran，zhenyaoshihuandaoxianshili，wobuxinyoujigenengtingdeguoqude，laidaozheilihou，gengjiazhengminglewodezheiyixiangfa，zhishao，wohaimeiyoujianguojigexiaodenengaodeguo“chunfengmantang”zhanglaobandekuxingde。
zhanglaobanshoulitizhedeneitiaoqizheheisedeqingtengzhibianzi，juwomucebingbaoshouguji，qizhongliangbuyingdiyushijin，shangmianhaibumanzhexizhang、fenbujunyundetiezhidaoci，beizheiyangdebianzichoushang，qijing......canburendude。
erbeidiaozaishushangdeneigeren，xianranbiwoxiangxiangzhongdegengyoukangdajili，shijibianzixiaqu，zhijiandeshenzipiaoyao，yingshimeiyoutingdaoyishengcanjiao，shengshengdirenzhe，buzhidaohuibuhuibiechuneishang？
wokenleyikoushoulinazhededianxin，jixukanzhe。
“lexianyin，nijilaoniangtinghaole，laoniangbuguannizhiqianshizuoshenmede，daolewozheili，doushiyiyangde，shenmeaogulaoniangdounengjinibairuan，nibushibuyuanyishihoubafurenma？neihao，jinwanlaoniangjiurangniqushihoulvdaye，rangnichangchangshenmeshijingjiubuchichifajiu！”
zhanglaobanshuodebafurenshishei，wobujidele，zheililaideketaiduo，wohaimeiyouneimehaodejiyi，zongnengzuodaoguomubuwangde，danzhanglaobanhoumiansuotideneigelvdaye，wokeshijiyishenkede。
zheiweilvdayedechushoukuochuohecanbaochengdushichengzhengbide，peitaguoyederen，nengquanshenertuide，shizhiyier，shengyudeshizhibajiu，huocanhuosi。
juwoculvetongji，jinzheiduanshijiannei，beizheiweilvdayewanfeideren，jiuyouqi、bage，zhuangkuangdoushichabuduo，yongbunengjiekele，lianwozheiyangyiweigaomingdeyishengdouzhenzhibule，yezhinengrenqizishengzimiele。
womeisijici，shangxinyujue，......
kelianneimeduodehuayangmeinan，jiuzheiyangzaiwoyanqiancongcongerguo，xiangxiaoyuyunle，yushi，chaoqishoujuancalezuijiaozhanzhedeyou，bimianyihuierliukoushuishi，shuiyoubudiao。
jiezheiyangdekeren，neitongzaiguimenguanqianyouzou，yejiumeiyoushenmequbiele，haozailvdayekouweijunheng，duishihouderenmeishenmetiaoti。
yedeshuozhanglaobandejingyingzhidao，polingrentanfu，dudaoqiejuyouyanguang。
biedeguanguanjuzhimenwai、weikongdengmendekeren，zhanglaobanqueshuangshouhuanying，budanzhuanlailedabideyinqian，haikejiecichulileyixiebuhaochushou，huoshinianlaoseshuaideren，goudeshang“zuidubuguofurenxin”le。
zhanglaobandeweixie，duiyudiaozaishushangdeneikuaiyinggutoueryan，yidianzuoyongbuqi，tarengshidichuizhetou，yishengbuhang，shilinlindetoufayeshunshichuixia，zhanmanzhexianxue，kanmoyangshoushangbuqing。
zheishizhanglaobanyoutaiqibianzi，wozeyouyaoleyikougaodian，banjiaobanyanshi，chongzheyuanlirangdao：“laozhang，niyaoshihaixiangrangtajinwanjieke，woquannijiucishoushouba，pingxiaonvziyigedangdafudeyanguanglaikan，niyaoshizaidaxiaqu，tapashitingbudaowanshang！”
“zheijiangutoujindadehen，zhishi......hehe......mingtianjiudemafanjindafule......”
zhanglaobanneifuxiaorongkezhenshibugangongwei，xiaodewochayidianeryandao。
woyibianfuyanzheshuo：“haoshuohaoshuo！”，wodemuguangyeyibiansaoxiangbiechu。
ai......，xushizaizheiyanhuazhididaijiule，kandedoushimeinanmeinv，yanlijiuzaikanbudebandianchoudongxi，shaokanyidianer，jiuhuichibuxiadongxi，wanshanghaihuizuoemengni！
shiye，meiyoutingdaoqianyedexiaosheng，huranjuedejimoruhan，jishilinyuanhaishiwangrilideyingyingyanyan，querengranjuedexiangshiqueshaolexieshenme，huanlailechouniu，fenfushuo：“ruoshijinyeyourenqiaomen，yezhenyejie！”
wobixuzheimefenfuchouniu，fouze，anzhaoyiwangdeguiju，ritouyiluo，waimianzongshiyourenyongjinziqiaomen，wojiachouniuyehuibulide，rentamenbamenqiaodaota。
“a？**，nibushishuojuebujieyezhenma？shuoshenmeyingxiangnirushuihoudeganpaidu、shenbuqi，yanzhongpohuainideneifenmi，haishuoshenmehuiyingxiangnideruhuameirongyanma？”
chouniushuowan，woweiweizhoumei，wohaishicaizhidaowojiachouniurucihualao，suishuotayiqiandehuayebushao，neiyebuyongwozhibuguoshixiaoxiaodishuoleyiju，tajiufanlewosiwuliujua。
zheigejiasheishi**......，womeisijici，shangxinyujue......
zhikexi，shangxinguohou，wozhinengyaotoutanxi，quenachouniumeiyousihaobanfa，sheirangtashiwoweiyideyahuanqieshiweiyinengrongrenwodeyahuanni，zheiniantou**haodang，yahuannanzhaoa，worenle......
yushi，wodandandishuo：“woburudiyu，sheirudiyu！”，ranhoubulichouniujingchadeliankong，shishiranhuilewoshi。
zheiyiwanzhudingshibuhuipingjingde，sangengdebangshengcaiguo，yiguandehongqidamenshangchuanlaileleiguyiyangde“dongdong”sheng，hunzherenshengcaoza，“jindafu，kuaikaimena，xingxinghao，renmingguantiana......”
wozhengpantuidazuo，tunaqixi，caidedaolairenshishei，tiaochunlengxiao，waijiandechouniuyijingqita，dazhehaqianliantiandiwenwo：“**，zhenyaokaimena？”
“meitingshuoshirenmingguantianma？”
“keyiqianyeyourenzheimeshuo，nibushishuorenmingguanniheshi，yaozhaoquzhaoyanwangyema？”
tahaitingyouduifuwodehua，wosongkaipanzhedetui，xialedi，tiaokailian，dantaiyizhidianzaitadeejianshuo：“qukaimen，naneimeduofeihua，**wojinyekangfen，jiuxiangcongyanwangyeshouliqiangtiaoming！”
“shi，shi......”
chouniudayingzheshi，niutoudesudukemeiyoudayingdekuai，dengtamocengdaoledamenkoushi，yijingshibanzhuxiangzhihoule，qiaomendeneixierendaoyeshihaonaixing，jingyemeizou。
chouniubatamenyingdaolewodezhenshi，bayishenshixuedeshangzhefangdaolewodezhutazhishang。
shenzishipingfangxiaqu，queshitouchongxiapazhede，houbeideroujihubujianwanzheng，yanzhezheyaotunyixiadebaibuzaoyijingshixianhongyipian，xianglaineilideshanghuigengzhong，muguangshunqixia，bianshiliangtiaoquxianbizhixizhang、jiroufenbujunbudezhangtui，dandandemaisepifushangyeshibuzhexinjiudeshanghen，quekandechufeishizheijitiannongde。
“zheiren......haimeiyoulingsui，zhenshinimenzhanglaobanshouxialiuqing，lvdayechizhainianfole！”
woxixiaoleyisheng，miaoleyiyansongzheirenguolaidejigexiaosi，qizhonglingtoudeneigezhengshinanguanguandetoubahuyuan，xingfeng，renyegengefengziside，quedudupawo。
zheidaoyeshizhiqianbeiwozhengzhiguo，zhonglewode“qilaobashi”，neishiyizhongkeyirangnanrenzaiqibashitianzhinei，xingruqilaobashiyiyangdehaoyao。nanrenma？doupabuju......，zineiyihou，jiandaowojiuxiangjiandaotaqinmayiyangzunzhongle。
“jin**guoranhuizhilanxin，yixiazijiucaidaole，hehe......”
xiaodeneigeweisuo，zhenqiguaile，zheiyangderenjinghaihuiyongchengyu，“huizhilanxin”zheisigezicongtazuilishuochulai，zhenshizaotale。
“ben**wohuizhilanxinyijingshijinianle，zheishizhongsuozhouzhide，jiubuyongnizailaikuale，haole，renyesongguolaile，nimenyehuiquba！”
wokebuxiangwodezhenshiliduochuneimeyi、liangtuorushisifenbanderenwu，wozheimehuizhilanxinderen，yaoshizongbeizheixiedongxixunzhe，neihaidele，womeisijici，beitongyujue......
zhengzaiwozhuangzuobeitongyujuedeshihou，wohuangrankandaotangzaizhutashangdeshangzhehaoxiangshuangjiandongleyixia，nandaoshiwoyanhua......，zheishi，tayinggaishiyundeqihunbasucaiduia！
“shi，shi......zhishi......”
kantayouyudeyangzi，haoxiangfanglang，jiuwozheimehuizhilanxinderen，hainengguailezheibansibuhuoderensibenbucheng？neiwodeduomeipina！
“you‘shi’jiuxingle，‘zhishi’zheiciwobuxihuanting，yaobubingrenliuxianimenzou，yaobunimentaizhebingrenyiqizou，sangeshuzhineikaolvbuqing，wokejiuyaoguanmenfanggoule！”
zhengtiaohualiujie，sheibuzhidaowojin**yangdeneiliangtiaochunzhongheipimaolvyanjingdedalanggou，jiusuanwoouerchuqu，yudaojigebujiwomianzideren，jianlewodegouyedejitamenjifenbomiana！
“shi，shi......”
zheiyizhaoguoranhaoyong，tigoushengxiao，sangeshuzhineijigerendunshicongwoyanqianxiaoshi，zhitingdefenghuyuanbianpaobianhan，“jindafu，cirenzhiguanzhongyao，qianwanjiuhuo，haiyou，qianwanbierangtataozou！”
wotinghoulenghengyisheng，renyijingzaiwozheilile，shuoshenme......yedeshiwoshuoa！