第5章 傻子反击

yunniannianlianshangguazheshaxiao,bengbengtiaotiaodizoudaoleyunxueroumianqian,yongtaneiheihuhudeshouzaitadeyifushangdaochubalazhe。

“haochiderourou,wolaile!woyaochirourou,chiyouhuhudejitui,haixianghetiantiandeshui……”

“yi,rourou,nipaonaliquni?woderourouni……”

yunxuerouyemeixiangdaozheishazijuranhuizhijiechongdaotamianqianlaizhaochide,ditouyikan,limajianjiaochusheng。

“nizheigeshazi!jurannongzanglewodelifu!”

yunxuerouqidewuguanniuqu,zheishitahualejishiwandingzhidelifu!caigangchuanshangjiubeizheigeshazinongzangle!

“**,wohaoxinjinisongchide,nijurannongzangwodelifu!”

shuoba,tamouzilishanguoyimoedu,zhijienaqishoulidezhenmengdichaozheyunnianniandehoubeizhaqu。

sheizhidao,yunniannianchuizhenaodai,yanjianweilian,yanzhumoudidehanguang,shenxinglinghuodichaozheyipangchongleguoqu,youbudongshengsedituileyunxuerouyixia。

xiayimiao,yunxueroujiubushoukongzhidishuaidaozaidishang,fachucantongdeaihaosheng。

yunniannianlianshangdaizheshaxiao,haipaizheshouzhang。

“zhenhaowan,jiejienishizaigenwowanyouxima?taihaowanle。”

“jiejie,nifangxin,niannianhuijiunide,niannianhencongmingde。”

yibianshuozhe,yunniannianyibiancongdishangjianqineigenyinzhen,chaozhedaozaidishangdeyunxueroumengdizhaqu。

“a!jian……ren,nijuranganyongzhenzhawo。”

yunxuerouhaimeilaidefanyingguolai,yunniannianyijingzaitashenshanglianxuzhalehaojixiale,tongdetadoushuobuchuhualai,shentiquansuozaiyiqi。

jiuzaitayiweizijiyaobeizheigeshaziyongzhenzhasideshihou,yunniannianturanjiuzhanqilaile。

lianshangdaizheshaxiao,“chirourou,niannianbudangyishengle,niannianyaojijiejiechirourou……”

xiayimiao,yunniannianjiudakaifangzaidishangdecailanzi,zhijieyongshouzhuazhewanlideneisanfachufulansouweidedongxizhijiesaijinleyunxueroudezuili。

“呕……”

yunxuerouliansezhoubian,zhijieyibatuikaiyunniannian,chaozheyipangoutubuzhi。

“a,niannianhaoteng,jiejienihuai,wuwuwu……”

yunnianniantanzuozaidishang,zhenggerenhenshangxin。

yipangdeyunxuerouwuguanniuqu,sisididengzhezheigeshazi,fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaochongshangqubatasuishiwanduan。

tawanwanyemeiyouxiangdao,zheishazijuranganbaneifulandedongxizhijiesaijinzijizuili。

neixiedoushichufangrengdiaodeneizang,douhaojitianle,zaojiuchoule。

tateyirangrentoutoudizhule,ranhounalaijizheigeshazichi。

yinwei,tahensizheigeshazile!

pingshenmezheishazizhangdebitahaiyaohaokan!

napashizhidaozheishazinaodaiyouwenti,erqieguoliangtianyehuitidaizijijiajimoyuchenneigeguaiwuchongxi。

dan,tahaishiwubitaoyanyunniannian

henbudetalimaxiaoshizaizheigeshijieshang。

yunxueroutaiqishouxiangyaoyibazhanghuileyunniannianneiyizhanglian,quebeijishigandaodelihongmeijilanzhule。

“rourou,niyaoshibatadahuirongle,daoshihoumojiabuyaotale,nikezenmebana!”

jinjinyijuhua,jiubayunxueroudelizhijizhaohuilaile。

“keshima,zhei**zheiyangduiwo,woyeyanbuxiazheikouqia!”

lihongmeicaiwozhuzijiabaobeinverdeshou,anweidao:“rourou,nixianzaiyaozuodejiushilaolaodizhuazhulushaodexin,daoshihounijiushilujiazunguideshaofurenle,zhiyuyunniannianneigeshazi,taxiabanbeizijiuzhudingzhipeihemojianeigecanfeirengongduyushengle,lianjinicaxiedoubupei。”

yunxuerouyitingzheihua,xinlimeidebuxing,wanzhelihongmeidegebosajiao:“ma,nifangxinba,dengwojiajinlujia,woyidinghuihaohaoxiaoshunnide。”

daoshihou,zijijiushigaogaozaishang,renrenxianmudelujiashaofurenle。

zhiyuyunniannianzheishazi,zhangdezaihaokanyouyoushenmeyong?

haibushizhinengjizijidangdianjiaoshiqujiajineigeguaiwu!