第2章 小傻子冲喜

薄家

shensusuyixiahunche,jiubeiyinglejinqu。

ketinglimianyougerenbaozhegedagongji,shensusubeirenanzhehedagongjibaileyixia。

jushuobosichenkuaibuxingle,congcongzoulexialiucheng,siyijiugaoshengdao:“licheng!bofuren,ganjinbashaofurensongjindongfangjiboshaoyechongxi!”

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啧,要挂了呢。

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talaidaonanrenchuangqian,shenshoutanletantademaibo,younaqiyipangdexiyaokanlekan。bojiadeyishengshichedinazheinanrenshushouwucele,caixuanzezuimanzuihaoshijiandefangyangshiliaoyang,dengzhetazidongsiwang。

erzheinanren,chuleta,shishangwurennengjiu。

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tayehenxuyaobojiashaofurendeshenfen。

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erlingyike,zezhuanshenpadaonanrendechuangbian。

shensususudujikuai,shouzhongdenaitangshunjianbeitahuanchengleyiliyaowan,“dagege,chitangtang。”

tabakainanrendechun,jiangyaolisailejinqu,lingwaiyizhixiaoshouyoumoyouyangdepaizheta。

jinjinyifenzhongdeshijian,chuangbiandejiqihuranfachujibaodeshengyin,zhenggedoudididixiangqilai。

hunmibanniandenanrenzaizheiyike,shudizhengkaileshuangyan。

neishuangyanheianwuguang,chongmanliqiheweixian,dingzheyanqian**nendenvhai。

“nishishei!”tayibaqiazhutadebozi。

susuliandanzhangdetonghong,yanlileiwangwangde,shengyincuiruoruyoushou,“teng……wuwu。”

“dagege……woteng。”

dagege?bosichenlenglengwangzheta,quemeiyoufangsongshoujing,“wojinizuihouyicijihuitanbai,sheipainilaide!”

“huaigege,fangkaisusu,susuhaonanshou。”

tazhangkaixiaojianya,ditouyaobosichendeshoubei。

不疼,很痒。

zheiruozhixingweigengshirangbosichenheilelian,tasongleshou,shensusushunshipazaitaxiongqianchuanxi。

jiaohuchuanlai,bosichendunshishentijiangying!

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“gegehuai,susuteng!”

bosichenxinfanyiluan,dihou:“nikushenme!”

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tagengjiajingti:“ganggangnijiwochileshenme?”

“nixiongsusu,susubugaosuni……”

“bushuowobanicongchuangtairengxiaqu。”bosichenzaiweixierenzheifangmianxianglaiyoutianfu,zhoushenliqimanyan,heemomeishenmequbie。

shensusuhuangzhangqilaixiangpao,quezhuangdaolediaoping,diaopingposui,dashiletakuzi。

tadengshijiumengle,dengyuanleyanjing,wadeyisheng,fangshengdaku。

shensusuxingweiyichang,yanyutianzhen。

bosichennanengkanbuchulaitayouwenti?ruowangchang,tazaobarendiuchuqule。

yanxiaquejingranxianqibeizikuaibuxiachuang,zoudaoshensusumianqian,yibatiqita:“nizhenshigeshazi?jiwoquyushixiganjing!”

shensusushunshibazaibosichenshenshang,shuangtuichanzheta:“dagegebaosusuqu,yourenpaisusu,wocaibuyaodiurenbeikanguangguang。”

拍苏苏?

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zaitakanbudaodedifang,shensusuyanmouhuifujifenqingming,nicaishidashazi,meiyouwo,nilianjinwandouhuobuguoni!

bosichenjiangshexiangtouzhijierengdaolajitong,kanlekanshenshangde‘shudaixiong’,yishenglenghe:“xiabuxialai?”

“bu,dagegehuailishufu……”

bosichenweixiandemilemiyanjing,“zenme,haiyaowojiniqingxi?”

shensusutaiqitou,jingliangdeyanmouwangzheta,yizhayizhade,“keyima?”

qifenshunjianxianrusijiyibandechenmo,liangrenzhigougoukanzheduifang。

bosichenxianlexianchunjiao,shibushizhuangsha,shishibujiuzhidaole?

tazhangtuizhimai,yebufuzheshensusu,shensusuzhidelaolaobaozhetadebozibusashoucainengfangzhizijibubeidiandediaoxialai。

jinleyushi,bosichenjingzhijiangrenfangdaoxishoutaishang,ditouquleyiyantadehunfushangjinshideneidifang,gouqiyisiyiweibumingdexiao:“xiangranggegejinituo?”