第6章 论扮猪吃老虎,沈苏苏第一人

“cihuazenshuo?haodaishinidediyici,jiuzheimebeibojianeigebingyangziduozoule,xiangxiangdoujuedekexi!”

“……shuohuabieduanju,zhishidiyicijiehunbale,jiehunxiqime,xiangjienengjiehenduoci,shige,woyaoshuodeshi,wohuaiyibosichenjiushidaoshangneigeshenmideyunying,suihaimeizhengshi,zaijiwojitianshijian,wojiunengjiniquedingdaanle。”

zheihuayiluo,neibiandaoxileyikouliangqi。

“shimei,zanmenzheihunjiedetaikepaleba?jiajiajiajiyunying?tazhangdechoubuchou?shibushixiangdaoshangshuodeyouchouyoubiantai!”

“nonono,dagai188degezi,pifulengbai,zhangxiangshuai,fanzhengdangyazikendingshiyazhongzhiwangdeshuiping,woshuodeshizhangxiang,neifangmiandeshiliwohaimeijianceguo,piqiwozanshihaimeimotou,denghuiwojinichuanyifenluyin,nijidezixicha!woyaozhidaoyunyingdesuoyoudixi,zhudongquanzhangwozaiwomenshoulicaibuyongdanxin,haole,huabuduoshuo,xiacigailianxideshihouwohuizhudonglianxini。”

shensusumeiyanlengqing,lisuodeshuowanzheihuahoubianzhijiejiangxiaoxiqieduanle。

taduizheshoujiyiduncaozuo,suoyoujiluxiaoxishandeganganjingjing,wadouwabuchulai。

chajuedaowaimiandedongjing,shensusubudongshengsedebeiguoshenqu,yidunmengruhudecaozuo,jianglifuqunzitaozaishenshang。

“shaoye,shaofurenshuozijinenghuande……”

zhitingdaohualayisheng,bosichenhaobuyouyudezhijiedakaishiyijiandemen,quemeixiangdaoguangjiedemeibeizhijieluzaitayanqian。

shenhouyishengjinghu,bosichencumei,suiyongrenshinvxing,danbosichenhaishiyishunjianjiangmenpengdeyishengguanshangle。

“chuangelifudoubuhui?”

shensusuzhuanguoshenlai,yizhangfendiaoyuzhuodexiaolianbiedetonghong,“dagegebangsusu。”

bosichenmuguangdingzheneigebeibu,bushoukongzhidezouguoqu,jianglaliantitalashang,zhifuqingqingcaguotadebei。

chuanhaolifuhou,shensusuhuanxidezhanqilai,puzaibosichenshenqian:“mamibasusudabandehaopiaoliang,dagegexibuxihuan?”

bosichenditoukanqu,xiaoyatouhaokandezhangzhifasanzaishenhou,toushangdaizhefazan,xiaolianbaixi,bushifendai,querengjiumeidebukefangwu。

neishuanghaokandexiaoluyanyizhayizhade,bosichenyikaimuguang,shengyindichen:“yiban。”

shensusuquebunao,huangzheshouzhongdeshoulian:“zheishidagegesongsusudema,susuhaoxihuan,yaoyizhiyizhidaizhe。”

bosichenyanzhongshanguoyisianse:“neijintianjiubiezhaixialaile。”

“好!”

jier,bosichenpieleyiyanpangbianfangdeshuijingxie,gentaigao,jitachuanzhidinghuidiedao,bosichenzhilezhineibiandepingdixie,“chuanneishuang。”

“好鸭!”

shensusupaokai,tiezaishenshangderouruanzhourantuikai,bosichenyishijianjingyouzhongkongluoluodeganjue。

shitafenglehaishishijiefengle?

beiyigexinzhibuquandexiaoyatouliaodepinfanshizhi。

liangrenyitongzouxialou,louxiazhaodaibinkededatingzhuangshidefulitanghuang,wuyibuzaixiezhehao!

jiaoluoli,shenjiasankourenzuozaibinkezhuoshang,shenleweiwanzheshenmudeshoubei,beiyanqiandeshijiejihaodaole,lianzhuoshangsuibianbaifangdebeizidoubitayigeyuedelinghuaqianhaiduo!

shenleweituranjuede,zijishibushigejuxiaole。

jinguanboshaorenkuaiguale,danjiadishishidashideyouqiana。

不!

tashenleweizhangdeneimepiaoliang,yaojiaziranyaojiajineigebatachongchengxiaogongzhudeyouqianshuaigecaidui!

“ma,jiejiezhendebaboshaochongxixinglailema,bushidoushuoboshaokuaichengbuzhulema……”

shenmumeixiangneimeduo,youleyiyicailinenghuanheshenshizuijinbushaodezijinduanquewenti。

“guantani,zanmennaleqianjiuxing。”

shenleweigangyikaimuguang,shunjianliansejiangzhu,yanjingjihunianzaineibiandelianggerenshenshang,zenmeyidouyibukai!

neibianzhanzheyiduijunnanjingnv,shenleweizuixianrenchudeshishensusu,chuanzheyishengaodinglifu,suixiaodeshashade,queyemeidehuangyan!

chouxiaoyashunjianbianchengbaitiane,guangmangzhanfangdeganjuerangshenleweidunshizuanjinshouzhi,zhijiashenruzhangxindouhunranbujue。

ertashenpangdenanren……buhuijiushichongxixinglaidebojiashaoye?

lianshanglianyidiancangbaidexuesedoumeiyou,shengaotingba,yishenheixizhuangjiangzhenggerenchendejinyujingui,toufazhezheqiane,chuidaomeibian,nongmeilimu,shuangmoushensui,shineizhongkanyiyanjiuhuilunxiandezhangxiang!

shenleweijinhuzaizuoweishangzuobuzhu,bushoukongzhideqishenchaoneibianzouguoqu。

shenmujianzhuang,lijieileyisheng:“leweiniquna?”

shenleweixunsulaidaoleshensusuhebosichendeyanqian,bosichendeshengaohengao,zhanzaitamianqianyouzhongbeiyapodeganjue!

“nin……ninshiboshao?”tashengyinqingrou,wanwanwendao。

pingshibeinanrenpengguandeshenleweicikezaodaohuatielule,tadoushuowanhuabantianle,rengjiumeiyoudedaohuiying!