第1章
东宫。
diaolianghuadong，zhuhongyingzhao，gaotangzhishangduanzuoyiren。tajinzhebaiseliyi，mianrongjunlang，wuguanduanzheng，meimujianquechongchikeboxuweizhise。huqizuoshouzhizhuetou，banmizheyan，haobuguanxintangxianaoju。
tangxiazhengzhongyangguizheyiren，tabinfasanluan，zhezhubaixixiaoqiaodelian，shenshangdeqianseyiqunyibeixueranhong，kanbuchubenlaiyanse。yinianqingyanlidenvzizheruqun，xiaodehuazhiluanzhan，weizheguizuozhirenzhuanlaizhuanqu，haobudeyi。
“futangafutang，nikecengxiangguohuiyoujinri？”baiwanwanyongdoukousezhangjiatiaoqifutangdexiaba，ehenhendidingzheta。
futangbeipotaiqilian，gujingwubodeyanshenxiangyitansishui，kongdongdichaozhebaiwanwanfangxiangkan。
baiwanwanqiazhetazuoqiaoyoukan，jianzheirenyanzhuzidoubuzhuan，caifenfenshuaikaishou，jifutangxiabaliulegeliuxuedehongyin，bumandao：“zhenshigemutou，yidianyebuhaowan。”
“gongxitaizidianxia，xinxiangshicheng，fuzemianzhang。”baiwanwanchaotangshangyingyingyibai，sangyinnendenengqiachushuilai。
huqisixiaofeixiao，“gunengzuoyongdonggong，quankaofutangzhulia。”
tinglezheihua，futangweiweiwojinshuangquan。
“tangtang，renzhu，mashangjiuyaowanchengrenwula！”futangnaohaizhong，yidaozhinendeshengyinrangzhujiantapingjingxialai。
dui，zheiyiqiedoushishuzhongjuqingeryi。
baiwanwanquejiangzuiyibie，tizhequnbaishangtangqian，zhijiewanzhutadegebohuang，“shenmefurena，futangjiushigeshuixingyanghuade**，yigexiangfushunv，nengweininsuoyongyishitadefufen，jinghaiganxiaoxiangnindechuiai。taizigege，nishuoyaolirenjiazuotaizifeide。”shuodaozuihou，baiwanwanzhijiejiangzhenggeshentiwojinhuqihuaizhong。
errenshangweichenghunjingzheibanqinni，shicongshiweimenquedoushierbujian，sihuzaojiuxiguanle。huqixiaozhepaihuaizhongmeirendeshou，anfudao：“haohaohao，doutingnide，wobazhei**jiaojinichuzhihaobuhao？”
baiwanwanzheicaizhongqixiaoyan，jiaoxiaozhedao：“neiwoyaotashengburusi！”
futangzishizhizhongbufayiyan，buxieluyisiqingxu。
zhidaoyourentidaochuangdian，huqierrendajingshise。baiwanwanhedehuazhiluanzhan，zhijiekoubuzeyan：“kuaihujia，hujiaya！”
shiweimenlimaweikunzhuchuangdianzhiren，bingjiangfutangtuodaoyibian。
xingshizouroudefutangkanqingchuangdianzhirenhou，jingyigaichangtai，muziyuliedisihoudao：“furen！”
futangqingjinbaoqi，yongjinquanlixiangbeiweikunneirentanqu。
“tangtangrenzhua，tazhishishuzhongdezhipianren，wanchengrenwunijiunenghuijiala！”
neidaozhinenshengzaiduxiangqi，taantanyisheng，congfutangdeshihaizhongfeidaotashenpang。yushifutangshenbianchuxianleyigejintakejiandexiaobaituan，jideshangcuanxiatiao，shenzhiyouxiexigan。
futangquechongerbuwen，leiyankanzheneiren。
zhijianchuangdianzhirenshuzheyunbin，yongronghuagui，lianshangdexiwensihaobuyingxiangtademeimao。
“sufuren？”huqizhoumeidao。
lairenzhengshizaixiangfufuren。futangqinniangshengtashinanchanerqu，zaixiangfuduonian，furensuqingqingyangyuta，shengsitadeqinmu。
“haizi，wodehaizi......”suqingqingyankuangtonghong，manshileihen。
“nikezhi......”
suqingqingzhengyukaikou，huqimeitouyitiao，paianerqi，“tidaorudian，bishidairen，geshawulun！”
wandaohuaguo，jianqiyimoxuese，suqingqingwuzhebozi，bukezhixindidengdashuangyan，huanhuandaoxia，jinjindingzhefutang，manshibugan。
“夫人！”
cikefutangyiwanquanshigexuerenle，tapinmingzhengzha，haobuzaiyiguguliuxuedeshangkou，leishuiyuheifanianzaiyiqi。douranbaofadeliliangrangshiweijiannandikongzhizheta，henhenenguatadeshangkouyebudingyong。
kanzhetayufazhengningdeshangkou，xiaobaituangengjile，haowuzhangfadizaitashenbiandazhuan，butingquanzudao：“aiyouaiyou，nizheiyoushihekuni？”
kanzheiqingxing，huqixinfanyiluan，huihuishoudao：“futangyuanhenxiangfufurenduonian，chensufurenlaibaijiangushishaleta，xianzaiguyaoweisufurenbaochou。”
tadiquyigehenlideyanshen，shiweihuiyi，zaidubadao。bojianyiliang，futangshunjianshiququanshenliqi，zhenggerenqingpiaopiaode。
shiquyishiqian，tahaitingdaobaiwanwandejiaoshengbaoyuanhehuqifuyandehongyu。
“终于结束啦。”
xiaobaituanqingqingdouledou，rangrenjuechuyifuhantaikejujing。dantakandaoyanqiananranshenshangdeshaonv，hunshenguangmangyouandanlexie。taqingqingpiaodao“futang”mianqian，dizhutadeetou，“tangtang，bieluanxiangle，bishangyanjing，wosongnihuijiala。”
shaonvchenmolehenjiu，huanhuanbishangfuzashensuideshuangmou，yanjiaoluoxialiangxingqinglei。
nongyudebaiguanghuanhuanlongzhaozhuta。
突然！
zhenggeweimiandekongjianzanting，shijianjingzhi。
......
heianzhongshihaohandexingkong，wushuguangdianzaiqizhongchangyang，zaiwushugeweimianliwanchengzhezijidegongzuo，jinjinhuanraozheyirenerxing。
neirenyuheiyejihurongweiyiti，mianqiangbianbiechushenyingxiuzhang，piaofuzaibankongzhong。
yigechuxianliexideweimianyinqitadezhuyi。shoubeimoyangdeheiyingtaiqi，weimianlaidaotademianqian。
dichenchunhoudesangyinxiangqi，xiangshichenfengyijiudejianiang，qifenghoushiwujindechunxiang。
“《taiziwanan》weimianyanzhongbenghuai，nanzhuqiyunquanwu，guanliweimiandexitong02shizong......”
heiyingweiweiyidong，sihuzaisikaoduice。taqingqingyizhi，yizhiguangdianchulie。
“jikefengsuo《taiziwanan》weimian。01，nisuiwuqukankan。”
“是，主神。”
......
meirenyishidaozheiduanzandetingzhi。
shaonvzhoushendeguangmangxiaosan，huanhuanzhengkaiyan。
benyiweishixianshishijiegaoloudasha，queshiyichuhuangjiaoyeling。
zheishitahenshuxidedifang，zhouchujiaojiedai。
zheigedaijitatongkude，lingtawubitonghendedifang。
haiyoulianggesemimidenanrenchaotazoulai，yiqiedoushineimeshuxi。
zhiqianbaiwanwanzhaoren**tayeshiruciqingjing。
neishidetaweiwanchengxitongrenwu，budebuchengshouzheixietongku。
“09！zenmehuishi！”
xiangqiquruwangshi，shaonvyankuangtonghong。tapaoxiaozhehuhanxitong，quehaowuhuiying。
daoshibalianggenanrenheleyitiao，aigenanrenjingqidao：“zheixiaoniangmenzenmeyijingyizhade？”
gaogenanrencuolecuoshou，yanlekoukoushui，“fengziyedeshanga，nijianguozheimeshuilingdeguniangma？”
当然没见过。
sezitoushangyibadao，aigenanrenxiao**didiantou。
shuxidechangjinghekenengbeixitongxishuadeshishilingshaonvshunjianbaonu，neihairenyanshenbaliangrenhededaizaiyuandi。
shenmewanchengrenwujiunengzhongshenghuixianshi，jiangluotangajiangluotang，niyoubeiliyong，zuoleyicikuilei！
renrenqiling，zhenshikexiaoyoubeiai。
haiyoufuren......
neishitayongshiyilaiganshoudaode，weiyidewennuan。
zheifenwennuantadouliubuzhu。
jiangluotangmianrongniuquzhe，yangtianzhangxiao，beiliangcier。hanfenglielieguaguo，taxiangzhanbaidejiangshuai，duizhemandicanhaibuganyoubeifen。
lianggenanrenlengle，suihouhahadaxiao：“meizemeiyi，kexishigeshazi。”
“zanjingranhaibeihuzhule。”
jiranxitongbuyizaixian，tahebusiyierwei？
jiangluotangmozheshuganhuanhuanqishen，suishouzhexiayigenshuzhi，bianyuanfengli。
“nimenjinerkedaomeile，zhuangqiangkoule。”
“yanyuanxinqingbuhao，**le。”
errentinglezheihuaxiaodeqianyanghouhe，zhidaotashigefengzi，genbenmeizhuyitadedongzuo。
shashi，jiangluotangqingqingtaiyan，shenyingkuaidechuqi，gaogenanrenhaimeifanyingguolai，biandaizhejingkongdebiaoqingdaodiersi。
shuzhicharutadexiongkou，penyongerchudexianxueranlejiangluotangbanlian，tazhishimiqiyan，gouqicanrendexiao，zhenggerenxingfendezhandou。
haojiumeitihuidaoziyoudeganjuele。
tayouwangxiangneiaigenanren，tongkongsanfazheyaoyideguang，weiweiyixiao。
aigenanrenzaobeihepoledan，kuzheguidiqiurao，“gunainai，qiunin，qiuninraolewoba。”
tadongdongketou，xiashenhaiyichunanwendeyeti。
竟然吓尿了。
jiangluotangyanzhongluchuyisiyane，muguangdunledun，“nizouba。”
aigenanrenyayiditaitou。
zheishashenjingranfangguozijile？
“wozheijiugun，zheijiugun！”
nanrenlianlianketou，shoujiaobingyongdipaqilai，pigunniaoliudixiangyuanchupao，daizhehoupahexinxi。
“嗖。”
nanrenxiyuedebiaoqinghuaweitongku，taditoukanxiangzijijutongdexiongkou，shangmianchazheyizhibaiyuchai。
jiannanhuiguotou，shenhoudeshaonvpiantouxiaozhe，sanluandeheifasuifengpiaowu。
meirenwudeganjuezhenhaoa。
suiranmeihuidaoxianshishijie，danzheijushentiyutadeqiheduhenhao，jiuxiangshitaroushenchuanyueleyiyang。
qitarutade，tayigedoubuhuifangguo。
wulunshicongqian，haishixianzai。
“哎呦。”
jiangluotangxinqingshaoshaohaozhuan，biantingjianneishuxizhinendeshengyin。tamianwubiaoqingdihuitouyikan，yizhibaisexiaotubeishuzhibandao，kanyangshixiangtaozou。
jiangluotangmuguangbingleng，manbujingxindao：“zheierrenzhishikaishi，qiwozhirendoudesi，tebieshineigegaisidexitong，09。”
shuowan，jiangluotangchaoneibianyipie，zhengzhitudoudegenshaiziyiyang。
“aaa，nirencuola！”
jiangluotangdaizhenuqi，qiazhexiaotudidaoshushang，baisexiaotufengkuangzhengzha，yukuwulei。
“09，jinigejihui，shuo，zheidaodishizenmehuishi！”
09xindaozheishitadaiguozuicanyeshizuiyedeyigesuzhu。
taduoduosuosuodao：“wo，woyebuqingchu，shixitongchulechacuo，woshiqulesuoyouquanxianhenengli，meifabanisongdaoxianshishijiele。”
“zhende，woconglaimeipianguoniatangtang！buranwoyebuhuibianchengxianzaizheiyanga。”
09canxixidimozhezijidehongbizi，hongyanlimaozheleihua，shengpazheishashenzhenbataqiasi
jiangluotangmilemiyan，hengleyishengsongkaishou。09pazaidishang，kegebuting。
“liangnizheifushayangyehaibulewo。”
tapaipaishou，zoudaoxibian，xijinglianshangdexueji。dunshi，yizhangjuemeidelianpangzaishuizhongyingzhaochulai，mianruotaohua，qiaobiyingchun。heifapiaopiao，keweixianziyimao，fenghuajuedai。
zheijingshitazaixianshishijiedelian。
zheifumoyangluozai09yanlibianshiguduluomo，buzhisuocuo。nongliedekuijiuzhiyiyongshangxintou，09duodaojiangluotangshenbiandao：“suiranwoshiqulequanxianhenengli，danshishuzhongdejuqingherenwudongxiangwoyiqingerchuya，nibietaixinfanla。rangwojinijieshaoyixia......”
jiangluotangdaduanta，“zheiyuanshenshigeshenmeren？”
09yaotouhuangnao，“shiqinglandexiaocike，jielecishajinwangweichisongderenwu。haimeizhaodaojinwangni，xianbeilianggedengtuzimiyunle。”
jinwangshishei？zhouchaodajiangjun，zhanwubusheng，yongmengwubi，lingrenwenfengsangdan！
yuanshenlianggedengtuzidoudabuguo，haibeianpaiqucishajinwangderenwu，kanlaishigepaohui。
“xianzaishishenmeshijian？”
“futang......yejiushinisihoubujiu。”
shijianweibian，huqibaiwanwanzhengwenzuodonggonga。
jiangluotangyougouqieliecanrendexiao，xunsuqishen，chaozheyigefangxiangzouqu。
“诶你去哪啊！”
09yitiaoyitiaodigenshangjiangluotang，“biedeni，nijiuwenlianggewentia？wokeyigaosunihuqineiliangge**dezouxiang，niyidingnengdoudeguota！haiyou......”
“buxuyao。”jiangluotangqingpiaopiaodikaikoudao。
09zhenjing：“shenme？”
touyicijianrenjinshouzhidoubuyaowa！
taturantingxiajiaobu，ceguotou，dingzhetiaodeqichuanyuyude09。
“09a......”
wanruodiyuyanluodehuhan，rang09hunshenyizhan，“zen，zenmela？”
jiangluotangbachuaigenanrenxiongkoudebaiyuzan，yongtademayicashiganjinghou，henhencharuzijifajian。
tayanzhongshanzhefengkuangdeguang，mingmingshijuemeidemianrong，zhenggerenquexiangcongdiyugangpachulai，“congxianzaikaishi，nizhiguandanghaonidetuzi，buxuguanyuanshujuqing，gengbuxuguanrenherendezouxiang。”
“yinwei，jubenbianle。”
“a？”09chedijingdaile。
jubengaile？tazenmebuzhidao？
“congxianzaikaishi，zheibenshubujiao《taiziwanan》le。gengmingwei《jiangluotangchuan》。”
“meiyoupeijiao，zhujiaojixing。”
“快乐至上。”