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nanyouxiaojunyiqianyuexianchangshuailewo，quanwangzhibo，wubaiwanrenweiguan。
tashuowoshisanniandemianfeigongjuren，xianzaiyongwanlegairenglajitongle。
womaifangjitahaizhai，tazhuantoujiuhexiaosandinghun。
“yaoyao，niyongyuanshiwozuihaodepengyou。”tadangzhongyongbaowo。
“jizhu，zheijiushitiangoudexiachang。”tazaiwoerbianedudishuo。
“xiaozongyanguangzhenhao，lin**bitapiaoliangduole。”
“sannianmianfeibaomuxiaganglehahaha。”
neiyikewodexinzaidixue，shouzaifadou。sannianzhenxinweilegou，huanlaiquanwangxiuru！
wohenzijideyuchun，hentamende**，genghenzheigeshijiedelengmo。
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mingtianjiuyaohexiaojunyiyiqiqianyueshengshimcnle，wozhengzaibangongshilizhenglizuihoudeziliao。
shoujiliangleyixia，xiaojunyifalaiweixin：“yaoyao，mingtianwomenjiushizhengshideshangyehuobanle，zheisannianduokuileni。”houmianhaigenlegeqinwenbiaoqing。
wokanzhezheitiaoxiaoxi，xinliyizhentianmi。sannianle，womenzhongyuyaocongaimeibuqingdehezuoguanxi，bianchengzhenzhengdeshiyehuoban。
“宁姐。”
wotaitoukanjianxinlaideshixishengxiaojingzhanzaimenkou，lianseyouxiejinzhang。
zheigenvhaicaiershiersui，gangcongdaxuebiye，kanqilaihendanchun。
“zenmelexiaojing？zheimewanlenizenmehaibuxiaban？”
xiaojingzuoyoukanlekan，querenbangongshilizhiyouwomenlianggeren，caixiaoxinyiyidizouguolai。tadeshouzaifadou，yanshenliyouzhongwocongmeijianguodekongju。
“ningjie，wobuzhidaogaibugaigaosunizheixie，danwojuedeniyinggaizhidaozhenxiang。”
wofangxiashouzhongdewenjian，zhoulezhoumei：“shenmezhenxiang？”
xiaojingcongbaolitaochushouji，shengyinzhandouzheshuo：“wojintianquxiaozongbangongshisongwenjian，tingdaotazaigengujietongdianhua，wojuedebuduijing，jiu……”
“就录音了？”
xiaojingdiandiantou，yanleidoukuaidiaoxialaile：“ningjie，wozhidaozheiyangbudui，danshiwotingdaodeneirongtaikepale。”
tadiankaiyigeyinpinwenjian，xiaojunyideshengyinqingxidichuanlechulai。
“rourou，mingtianningyaohuaneigechunhuojiuyaobeitichujule，sanniandemianfeilaodonglizhongyukeyirengdiaole。”
wodeshoushunjianjiangzhule，jiuxiangbeileidianjizhongyiyang。
“tahaiyiweiwozhendexihuantani，meitianxiangtiaogouyiyangweizhewozhuan，kanzhejiuexin。
zuigaoxiaodeshitamaifangzijiwohaizhai，haiyiweizheishiaiqingdezhengming，hahahaha。”