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yeshiqiaole,zhoumingyudexiaonvpengyoujiaosonglinwan,wocaidagaishiquzidumudeneiyiju‘tingchezuoaifenglinwan,shuangyehongyueryuehua’,pianpianyeyougewanzi。
wozhidaozheijianshi,haishiyinweiquanzilihuranliuchuanqileyigechuanyan,shuosonglinwanshiwodetishen。
还真是可笑。
zhoumingyuduiciwanquanmeiyoujieshi,jiufangrenlezheizhongliuyanjixufengchuan,dagaishixiwangzijidebaiyueguangshaoshourenzhengyi,quanranbugubeijuanjinyulunzhongxindewo,youzaibeihoushouleduoshaorentaolun,yebuguanzijixianzaimingyishangdenvpengyoumianzigaiwangnalige,zhiguzhetaxinlineizaoyishiqudezhenqing。
真是。
恶心。
songlinwandagaiyeshitingduolezheiyangdehua,benlaijiuduiwobaoyoujifendiyidetayebuzhidaoshinalizhaolailewodelianxifangshi,santianliangtoujiufaduanxinsaoraowo。
daduoshixiezhaopian,wufeishizhoumingyuyouqinqinjitazuofan,xiabanshijidedaihuahuijia,shibushiyehuishuoxiesuanhua,shuoshenme「nizaojiushiguoqushile,xianzaitadeshenbianzhiyouwo,xinliyezhiyouwo。」
傻的有点可怜。
wobenlaihaiyouxinxiangyaotixingta,beizhoumingyudangchengqinwanwantishenzheijianshi,renjiadouyijingbawodangdirenle,woziranyebuhuishangganzhetaozheigemeiqu,batadelianxifangshilaheizhihoubianyebuzaikaolvzheixie。
lebaomashangyaoshangyoueryuanle,yaozhunbeideshiqinghaiyouhenduo。
suirandoubushishenmenanshi,danbijingshiguanhuhaizidejiaoyuwenti,wobudebuduoliugexinyan,zixikaochayoueryuan,haiyaochuliziliaowenti。
mangwanzheizhenziyijingyouguolehaojigeyue,anzhixinzaihewoguangjieshisuikoutileyizui:「neigesonglinwan,zuijinhaisaoraonima?」
woyaoleyaotou:「nibutiwodoukuaiwangle。」
「tamenzuijinkeshinaoderenao,yejiushidajiazhidaoniganga,yibanbubaxiaoxiwangnizheichuan。」tayadileshengyin,shenmixixidishuo:「neixiaoguniangbuzhidaoshicongnaergaodaodexiaoxi,zhidaolezijishibeizhoumingyudangtishendeshier。」
woyileng,shunzhehuawenxiaqu:「neixianzai……liangrenfenle?」
「yaoshifenlehaimeineimerenaoni。」anzhixinxiaoleyisheng:「neixiaoguniangbenlaijiubushikanshanglezhoumingyuderen,jiushixiangzaitashenshangduolaodianqian,zhidaozijizhangdexiangzhoumingyudebaiyueguang,jiupinmingdixue,liqiugengxiang。」
「yebuzhidaotashicongnaerdatingdao,zhoumingyushiyinweikanjianqinwanwanlaxiaotiqin,congcichenlun,yifabukeshoushi,taxianzaizhengzaikulianxiaotiqinni。」
wotinghoudiandiantou,youxiangqilebaogangchushengdeshihou,zhoumingyudafeizhouzhangcongguowaidinghuilaideangguixiaotiqin,zheicaimingbaiyuanlaishizheimehuishi。
yeshigehuiqiwanyier,huiqurenglesuanle。
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jintianyoushi,jiabanchilexie,yankanzheyijingdaoleyoueryuanfangxuegaijielebaohuijiadeshihou,kaichelushangyizhidu,benlaiyebushishenmedashier,wodeyanpiquetiaogebuting。
woxinzhongandan,yougubuxiangdeyugan,guorangangdaoyoueryuanmenkoujiutingjianlebaodekuhansheng,wolianmangxiache,juranshixujiuweijiandezhoumingyu。
tashoulinazhewanju,yishengshengdijiaozhe:「siwanguai,siwanbuku,wozhendeshibaba……」
lebaoyibarengdiaotadiguolaidewanju:「wobujiaosiwan!woyoumingzi!wojiaoxiafuguang!shixiaotaiyangdeyisi!」
woyibajianglebaolanjinhuaili,yanshenjingtididingzhezhoumingyu,zhoumeiwendao:「nilaiganshenme?nihedaohaizile。」
「woshihaizidefuqin,wolaikanhaizi,youshenmewentima?」zhoumingyumianseyeshixiangdangdebushan,taxianglaiwenweneryacike,lianshangqueyinyunmibu:「haizixianzailianwodouburenshi,nipingshishizenmejiaohaizide?」
可笑。
「wojiaowodehaizibugenmoshengrenshuohua,wojiaowodehaiziyaobaohuhaoziji,wojiaowodehaizishizheigeshijieshangduyiwuerdezhenbao,bushibierenzhuisimianhuaidegongju。」
tashenshourouzhetaiyangxue:「wobushilaihenichaojiade,wozhishixianghaizile。」
shuozhetayoudunxia,yuqiqinghuanerwenrou:「siwan,zheishiniyiqiandemingzi,niwanglema?daobabazheililaihaobuhao?」
lebaohedebaodewogengjin,zhoumingyulianseyounankanqilai。
「xiayiyun,woxiwangwomenzhijiandeshibuyaoyingxiangdaohaizi,buguanzenmeshuo,wodoushitadefuqin,xuemaiqinqingshizhanbuduande。」
「nideyisishiwosidiliburennile?」wohengxiaoyisheng:「niyebumomozijideliangxin,conglihundaoxianzainidoumeilaikanguohaiziyici,xianzaishuoxiangtale,bushengbuxiangchuxianzaitamianqian,nihaiguaihaiziburenshini?nidangtashishenme?nijigenhuotuichangjiunengmodexiaoliulangmaoma?」
wozheifanhuashuodebuliuqingmian,zhoumingyulianshangshiqingyizhenbaiyizhen,bantianshuobuchugesuoyiranlai。
wolenghengyisheng,baozhehaizijiuzou,dingzhutaxiacizaiyudaozheizhongqingkuang,bunengzhijideku,keyiquzhaolaoshibangmang,yekeyiyongshoubiaojiwodadianhua。
lebaoduzhexiaozui,worouleroutadexiaonaodaigua,youhongtashuodaitaquchibingqilin,tazheicaixixiaoyankai。
zhoumingyucongneitianyihoushibushihuilaikanyikanhaizi,bijingfalvjiyutatanshidequanli,wodaoyemeiguoduozulan,danlebaoshizhonggentabuqin,zhishimeineimepaichi。
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moutian,lebaohurangenwoshuo,taxiangxuexiaotiqin。
wolenglepianke,xiayishizhouqimeitou,wentaweishenmehuranxiangxue。
「wozaidianshilikandaopiaoliangdemofagongzhu,tayongxiaotiqindeliliangdabaiguaishou,woyexiangbiandeneimelihai!zheiyangwojiunengbaohumamale。」
wosikaolepianke,yetongyixialai。
wodenverbuxuyaohuozaibierendeyingzixia,xueshenmebuxueshenmedouhebierenmeiguanxi,buhuiqumofangshei,danyemeiyoubiyaozhuanmenqubihuishenme,quanpingzijidexingqu。
dantachushengshizhoumingyujitamaidexiaotiqin,woshibukenengjitayongde,meizhunhaishitabaiyueguangzuixihuandepaizini。
「mamajinimaiyibaxindexiaotiqin,nizijitiaoyangshi。」woyibianrouzhelebaodexiaonaodai,yibianxiangzhezhaogeshihoubaneibazhoumingyusongdeneibaxiaotiqinguawangshangmaichuqu,qianhainengjuanjishanquxiaohaini。
kewaibandelaoshiyedehaohaotiao,haizidexingquhaohaopeiyang,shuobudinghuichengweiyigezhongshenshouyidejineng,ruguozhaolebufuzerendelaoshimaimeilehaizi,neijiushiwozheigedangjiazhangdezuiguole。
lebaoxuedeyehenkuai,laoshidoukuatahenyoutianfen,yiduanshijianzhihouyijingxingfendetiantianjiwolaxiaoxingxingle。
zhenghaoyoueryuanjubanyishujie,lebaoxinggaocailiedibaoleming,woyelezaiqizhongdejitazhunbeiyanchufu,bianlehaokandefaxing,shenzhizhuanmendailesanjiaojia,zhunbeiquanchengsheyingjilu。
zuozaitaixiakanjianlebaozhanzaijuguangdengxia,yishijianjingjuedeyanjingyouxieshirun。
shijianzenmeguodeneimekuaini,mingmingganjuezuotianhaishibuhuizouludehaizi,jintiandouyijingnengshangtaibiaoyanle。
zhishiwoyuguangyipie,kanjianleyigelingrenfanzaodeshengyin。
zhoumingyujiuzhanzailiwobuyuandedifang,muguangzhenglengdikanzhetaishanglazhexiaotiqindelebao,yanlitongyangyouguangzaishanshuo,wuxiandezhuisizhizhong,chanzazheyilvdandandeyoushang。
woqiaowushengxidinuodaoletapangbian,ranhouyibeishuipozailetalianshang。
tadalegejiling,youzaiwodeshiyixia,likeshousheng。
「zhoumingyu,nizainazheizhongzhuiyisirendeyanshenkanwonver,wojiubaniyanzhuziwachulai。」
mianduiwoheshandehuayu,zhoumingyuditouchenmoleyizhenzi,suihouzhengzhongdedaoleqian。
「yiyun,congqianyouxuduoshiqingwoshuobuqingchu,danneixiedouguoqule,bushima?womennengbunengxiangqiankan,lebaobijingbunengyizhimeiyoufuqin……」
wodiantoubiaoshitashuodedui:「queshi,qianduanshijianbamayezaijiwowusexiangqinduixiang,woyegaijianyijiande。」
zhoumingyudelianseshashijianbiandeyouxienankan:「nimingzhidaowoshishenmeyisi。」
woduitalengxiao:「wohaizhenjiubuzhidaonishishenmeyisi。」
tafuxiushanshanliqu,wolenghengyisheng,lianyuguangdoumeizaishanjita。
jintianwodebaobeizaitaishangdafangguangcai,wocaibuxiangtazaidixiaraoluanfenwei。
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zhoumingyusihushidonglexianghewoqianghaizidexin,yuelaiyuepinfandilaitanwanglebao。
lebaoyejianjiandale,yekaishiwenwoweishenmebabamamameiyouyiqishenghuo。
wozaiyouyupiankezhihou,haishijuedingjiangsuoyoushitongtongdougaosuleta。
youxuduoshiduiyuhaizilaishuotaiguofuza,lebaotingdeyizhibanjie,mozhexiaonaodaiguaxianglebantianyemeixiangchugesuoyiranlai。
haobantianzhihoutawenwo:「neigewanwanayi,tahaidebabamamafenkaile,tashihuairenma?」
woyaoyaotou:「mamameiyoujianguoneigeayi,yebushitahaibabamamafenkaide。」
tadixiatouyoubushuohuale。
qishitadagaiyeshixiangyaobabade,duiyuhaizilaishuo,yaojieshoufumukenengshigehuairen,shicanrenerjiannande,wobuxiangbilebaozuozheizhongshi,bianbatabaozaihuaili,douzhehongzhe。
「zheixieshiqingtaifuzale,lebaohaihenxiao,buyongxiangneimeduo,babayebuyidingshihuairen,lebaomanmanzhangda,zijijiunengzhidaobabadaodiaibuaiziji。」
lebaoquebiwoxiangxiangdeyaogengguoduan,tazhiditouchensileyizhenzi,jiuhenkuaiyaoleyaotou。
「babashihuairen,shitafangbuxianeigeayi,shanghailemama,haipaoqilewo,xianzaiyouxiangyaohuilai,tahenhuai,tashenmedouxiangyao。」
wobaozhelebaoqinleyouqin。
zhenhao,wodexiaotaiyangcongxiaojiuneimeqingxing,zhangdalejuebuhuibeinanrenpian。
zaibazheixieshidoushuoqingchuzhihou,zhoumingyudexianyinqinjiuyufawuyongle,lebaojiudangtashiyituankongqi,ningkegenzijidezhijiazuoyouxiyebudalita。
zhoumingyusichanlandayewuyong,woquemeixiangdao,songlinwanxianzhaoshanglewo。
tayuewozaikafeitingjianmian,ranhouzhibenzhuti,wenwoshibushixianghetazhengzhoumingyu。
wo:「womeiyouchishidexiguan。」
jiusuanwohuashuodeneimenanting,tahaishirouyankejiande,songleyikouqi,zuihoulikefuruan,sihushizaixiangwoshiruoyiban:「qishiwoyezhidao,xiangxia**zheiyangyouqianyouyounenglidenvrenshijuebuhuiganyuanchengweibierendeyingzide。」
「wobuyiyang,wofumuzaowang,suohuodedeyiqiedouzhinengkaozijiqupin,jibianzhidaobierenbawodanggewanyier,woyedemaozulejingwangshangtie,zhoumingyuyijingshiwonengzhuazhuzuihaodeweilaile……」
「wohetazaiyiqineimeduonianle,wobuzaihubierenzenmexiaowo,dantachichijiushibukengenwojiehun,jiranxia**hetayijingmeileganqing,neijiudangshikelianwo,batarangjiwoba。」
woyuetingmeitouyuezhou,napawobuxiangduoguanxianshi,yehaishirenbuzhutanlekouqi:「nicongyikaishijiucuole。」
「‘zhaogenanrenjiale’zheizhongshiqingconglaijiubujiaokaoziji,zhaogezaiyouqiandenanrendouburuxuehuigaizenmezijizhuanqian。」
yanzhiyuci,tanengtingjinqujifendouhewozaimeileguanxi。
「fanzhengwohezhoumingyuzhijianzaojiumeileguanxi,yebukenengzaiyouguanxi,nipingzijideshouduanjiuhao。」
wotanlekouqiqishenliqu。