第6章 你别客气

“e。”yunjiezongjuedenalibudui。

“achuoa,fangleshenme?”nandezheiyuanjiazheimedongshi,yidingshifangleliyujiedudezhongyao,zhouwanlishifendexinwei。

“老鼠屎啊。”

“pu!”yunjiejuedeyizhenexin,yikoutang,quanbupenlechulai,zaihaodexiuyang,yeyouxieduanbuzhule。

“haha,yunxiong,zheilaoshushikeshigehaodongxi,suchengwulingzhi,huoxuehuayu,shutongjinmai,lai,niduochidian,qianwanbiekeqi。”

zhouchuoyinqindeyaoleyishaozi,songdaoyunjiezuibian。

yunjiezuijiaochoulechou,doukuaitule,“zheimehaodedongxi,zhouxionghaishizijiheba。”

“nigetuzaizi,piyangleshiba?haibukuaizhushou,xiangranglaozichounia?”

zhouwanlimalejiju,zhouchuobuyiweiran,laotouzitiantianmatuzaizi,sheishituzia,tadakuaiduoyideyongzhezaoshan,xinlikeyukuaile。

yunjiehoujiedongledong,qingtan,“bofu,wofuqinshiyouyijianzhongyaodegaosubofu。”

”shenmeshi?”zhouwanlijiwen,“kuaishuoa。”

yunjietingdunpianke,“bofu,nixianwenzhu,tingwomanmanshuo。”

zhouwanlixinjiaodelvzhehuzi,yunjieheleyikoushui,runrunsangzi,zuoyouwangwang,siyousuoguji,zhouwanlihuiyi,taishourangzuoyousihouderen,quanbudoutuixia。

“xianzhikuaishuo。”zhouwanlidao。

yunjiezheicaishuo,“bofuyinggaizhidao,dangjinbixiahaiweilitaizi,gehuangziduodirijianjilie,rujinsanhuangzidehushengzuigao,tahaixuyaozuoyijiandashi,shulizijideweiwang,yingdechaochendezhichi。”

“ranhouni?”zhouwanliyouwen。

zhouchuosihutingchuleyidianerxianwaizhiyin,xiayishidezhoumei,zhitingdaoyunjieyoushuo,“jiulongbaogejuyifang,wozhidaobofubuhuiyuchaotingweidi,danchaotingkebuzheimerenwei,shizhongbajiulongbaodangzuoxinfuzhihuan,yizhiyouwofuqinzaichaozhongweijiulongbaoshuohua,cainengweichixianzhuang,errujinsanhuangzizhengzaimouhuazheduoqujiulongbao,qiabeiwofuzhidao,tepaiwolaigaosubofu,yaosuzuodasuan。”

zhouwanliyangtianzhangtanyisheng,paianerqi,pokoudama,“gou,ride,dangnianchaotinggongdananjiang,laozibudanjiedao,haichongdanghouqin,daleshengzhangzhihou,huangdilaoerqinzixuwode,jiulongbaoyutianshuowangchaotongzai,jinertaerziyaosuanjiwo,laoziyaozhaotawenwen,tashuodehuashibushifangpi?”

yanba,jiuyaochongchumen,beizhouchuoyibalazhu,“die,nikanni,haishuowolumang,shiqinghaimeinongqingchu,nichongdongshenme?”

tayaoleyaotou,“ruozhenshisanhuangziyaomouqujiulongbao,tanandaobushichuaiceleshengyi,niyiweihuangdihuizhanzainizheiyibian?”

zhouwanlicongbizilihengleyisheng,jiaorang,“zheihuangdilaoeryanerwuxin,haidanglaozipaletamen,taruoganlai,laozijiurangtayoulaiwuhui。”

zhouchuotanxi,saoleyunjieyiyan,“die,huangdiyoumeiyouyanerwuxin,haibudeerzhi,jinpingbierendesanyanliangyu,diejiuyaolikai,jiubupazhonglebierendediaohulishanzhiji?”

zhouwanlizheihuilengjinglexialai,manmanzuoxia,“duidui,achuozhenshiyiyuzhongdea,e,xianzhi,womeiyouhuaiyinideyisi,niqianwanbieduoxianga。”

“wodangranbuhuizaiyi,buguo,bofuyinggaitingshuoguoyijuhua,wotazhice,qirongtarenhanshui,jiurulinjindelijiabao,bofuhaixianggongxialai,dangjinhuangdiyouzenhuiyizhirongrenjiulongbaogejuyifang?”

yunjieshenqingdandan,bingmeiyoushenmetebieqifu,“wohuayidaidao,zhiyugaizenmezuo,xiangbibofuziyoudingduo,wojiugaocile。”