“e。”yunjiezongjuedenalibudui。
“achuoa,fangleshenme?”nandezheiyuanjiazheimedongshi,yidingshifangleliyujiedudezhongyao,zhouwanlishifendexinwei。
“老鼠屎啊。”
“pu!”yunjiejuedeyizhenexin,yikoutang,quanbupenlechulai,zaihaodexiuyang,yeyouxieduanbuzhule。
“haha,yunxiong,zheilaoshushikeshigehaodongxi,suchengwulingzhi,huoxuehuayu,shutongjinmai,lai,niduochidian,qianwanbiekeqi。”
zhouchuoyinqindeyaoleyishaozi,songdaoyunjiezuibian。
yunjiezuijiaochoulechou,doukuaitule,“zheimehaodedongxi,zhouxionghaishizijiheba。”
“nigetuzaizi,piyangleshiba?haibukuaizhushou,xiangranglaozichounia?”
zhouwanlimalejiju,zhouchuobuyiweiran,laotouzitiantianmatuzaizi,sheishituzia,tadakuaiduoyideyongzhezaoshan,xinlikeyukuaile。
yunjiehoujiedongledong,qingtan,“bofu,wofuqinshiyouyijianzhongyaodegaosubofu。”
”shenmeshi?”zhouwanlijiwen,“kuaishuoa。”
yunjietingdunpianke,“bofu,nixianwenzhu,tingwomanmanshuo。”
zhouwanlixinjiaodelvzhehuzi,yunjieheleyikoushui,runrunsangzi,zuoyouwangwang,siyousuoguji,zhouwanlihuiyi,taishourangzuoyousihouderen,quanbudoutuixia。
“xianzhikuaishuo。”zhouwanlidao。
yunjiezheicaishuo,“bofuyinggaizhidao,dangjinbixiahaiweilitaizi,gehuangziduodirijianjilie,rujinsanhuangzidehushengzuigao,tahaixuyaozuoyijiandashi,shulizijideweiwang,yingdechaochendezhichi。”
“ranhouni?”zhouwanliyouwen。
zhouchuosihutingchuleyidianerxianwaizhiyin,xiayishidezhoumei,zhitingdaoyunjieyoushuo,“jiulongbaogejuyifang,wozhidaobofubuhuiyuchaotingweidi,danchaotingkebuzheimerenwei,shizhongbajiulongbaodangzuoxinfuzhihuan,yizhiyouwofuqinzaichaozhongweijiulongbaoshuohua,cainengweichixianzhuang,errujinsanhuangzizhengzaimouhuazheduoqujiulongbao,qiabeiwofuzhidao,tepaiwolaigaosubofu,yaosuzuodasuan。”
zhouwanliyangtianzhangtanyisheng,paianerqi,pokoudama,“gou,ride,dangnianchaotinggongdananjiang,laozibudanjiedao,haichongdanghouqin,daleshengzhangzhihou,huangdilaoerqinzixuwode,jiulongbaoyutianshuowangchaotongzai,jinertaerziyaosuanjiwo,laoziyaozhaotawenwen,tashuodehuashibushifangpi?”
yanba,jiuyaochongchumen,beizhouchuoyibalazhu,“die,nikanni,haishuowolumang,shiqinghaimeinongqingchu,nichongdongshenme?”
tayaoleyaotou,“ruozhenshisanhuangziyaomouqujiulongbao,tanandaobushichuaiceleshengyi,niyiweihuangdihuizhanzainizheiyibian?”
zhouwanlicongbizilihengleyisheng,jiaorang,“zheihuangdilaoeryanerwuxin,haidanglaozipaletamen,taruoganlai,laozijiurangtayoulaiwuhui。”
zhouchuotanxi,saoleyunjieyiyan,“die,huangdiyoumeiyouyanerwuxin,haibudeerzhi,jinpingbierendesanyanliangyu,diejiuyaolikai,jiubupazhonglebierendediaohulishanzhiji?”
zhouwanlizheihuilengjinglexialai,manmanzuoxia,“duidui,achuozhenshiyiyuzhongdea,e,xianzhi,womeiyouhuaiyinideyisi,niqianwanbieduoxianga。”
“wodangranbuhuizaiyi,buguo,bofuyinggaitingshuoguoyijuhua,wotazhice,qirongtarenhanshui,jiurulinjindelijiabao,bofuhaixianggongxialai,dangjinhuangdiyouzenhuiyizhirongrenjiulongbaogejuyifang?”
yunjieshenqingdandan,bingmeiyoushenmetebieqifu,“wohuayidaidao,zhiyugaizenmezuo,xiangbibofuziyoudingduo,wojiugaocile。”