第1章 卸磨杀驴

白天,魔都。

chuyangmianwubiaoqingdizoujinxingyuanyulegongsisanlou。

luguodeyuangongkanjianta,douxiangduobiwenshenyibanraozhezou。

“neirenjiushiriyuechuanqizuhelidenangeshouba?kanshangquhaitingshuaide,zhenshikexile。”

“meibanfa,sheirangtadezuileluozhuguan,gujiyihouzaigongsiderizihennange。”

“wotingshuogongsihaijihuayaojiangtaxiedeneijishoubaokuangequdebanquannazouni……”

qieqiesiyudeshengyin,zhujianxiangsizhoumanyanerqu。

chuyangyinyuetingjianletamendetaolun,xinzhongshengchuxiexuhuiyi。

haijideganglaidaozheigeshijiedeshihou,baijianleyigepiaoliangnvyou,mingweilinyueqi。

danmeidengtakaixinduojiu,jiucongqianshendejiyizhongdezhi,zijijingranshiyigechaojidanuannan!

zhongsuozhouzhi,nuannanpaigouhoumian。

qianshencongdayikaishizhuiqiulinyueqi,baoyuanlinyueqitamenqinshidezaocan,neidoushijibencaozuo。

erzailiangrenzhengshijiaowangqijian,tashenzhilianlinyueqidexiaozuidoumeiqinguo,zuiduojiushiqianqianxiaoshou。

jiuzhei,haishimeicisongchujiazhizhishaosiweishudeliwuzhihou,caiyoudedaiyu。

bingqiezaidaxuebiyezhihou,taweileshixianlinyueqichengweidamingxingdemengxiang,juedingheduifanggongtongchuangdangyulequan!

yushiyigemingwei“riyuechuanqi”deyanchangzuhedanshengle!

kexizheigezuhegangchenglimeiduojiu,qianshenjiuzaoyuyiwai,jiaojinnaozhiaoyejinvyouxiegedeshihouxinzangcusi。

chuyangdangshijiukanshayanle。

“tanainaide,laozishangbeiziconglaimeijianguonuannangentiangoutongshijubeihaidailianainaode,nigezheidiebuffni?”

danmeibanfa,qianshensihouhaizainaohaizhongyiliuxiashenshendezhinian,

chuyangshizaishiganjueyoudiangeying。

weilexiaochuduifangcanliudezhinian,tazixixianglexiang,juedingbangqianshenshixianyuanwang。

yushi,tahualeyinianduodeshijian,xiechujishouguangchangwushenqu,chenggongjianglinyueqisongshangdingliudeweizhi!

suiranzhishizaiguangchangwudamaquntizhongyongyoujigaoderedu,danyesuanshiwanchengleqianshendeyuanwang,chenggongxiaochulecanliuzainaohaizhongdezhinian。

dansheizhidao,jiushizaizheigeguanjianjiedian,linyueqijingranzhudongduitatichulefenshou!

tongshi,gongsiyirenbuzhuguanluokangturanchushou,liyongqianshenqianxiadehetongloudong,xiangyaoqiangzoutachuangzuodegequbanquan!

chuyangbushimeiyounaozi,xiedeneijishouguangchangwushenqu,tayizhidoulaolaowozaizijishouli。

zhishiqianshenshizaitaikeng,hetongliyouxianjingdoubuzhidao。

genjutahexingyuanyuleqianxiadeyirenhetong,gongsikeyisuiyilengzangta。

dangran,ruguobuxiangbeilengzangdehua,guaiguaijiaochugequbanquanjiuxingle。

chuyangzheixiazimengranfanyingguolai。

焯你奶奶个腿!

luokangzheiwangbadanshizhunbeixiemoshalva!

zaihuixiangzhiqianlinyueqizhudongtichufenshou,yaohetahuaqingjiexiandemoyang,jueduishitiqianjiuzhidaolezheijianshi!

yushi,chuyangchedifennule。

“benlaidasuanyiputongrendeshenfengennimenxiangchu,kehuanlaidequeshishuyuan。”

“xing!jiranruci,neilaozibuzhuangle!”

“xiangxiemoshalv?neijiudoubiewanle!”

chuyangdebufajianding,zouzailushang,yanzhongmanshilengyi。

buguotadangranbuhuixianggongsitanpai,zijiqishishiyigeweidadebanyungongdeshishi。

wulunruhe,tadoubuhuirangduifangdechangsuoyuan!

tazhenzhengxiangzuode,qishishi……

“chuyang,nizheishiyaoqurenshibu?”

congzoujingongsidaoxianzai,chuyangyudaolediyigezhudonggentadazhaohuderen。

“lanjie。”chuyangzhuantouwangguoqu。

zhonglantanxidao:“nideshiwoyijingtingshuole,henbaoqian,bangbuleni。”

“meishide,lanjie。”chuyanghuanhuanyaotoudao,“zheijianshiyuniwuguan,doushiluokangzheigehundanzaigaogui。”

zhonglandao:“wozuoweinimendejingjiren,quezhinengkanzhegongsizuochuzheigejueding,woqueshiyinggaixiangnidaoqian。duile,linyueqineibianzenmeyangle?”

chuyangpingjingdao:“tayijinghewofenshoule。”

“yuanlaishizheiyanga……”

zhonglankanshangquduicibingbujingya。

tayuanbenjiuyouyixiecaice,xianzaitingjianlinyueqixuanzehechuyangfenshou,biangengjiaquedingle。

“zheiqizhongyinggaiyouyaolilidecanyu。”zhonglantouludao,“tashiluozhuguandelaopo,youhelinyueqishihaoguimi,zaijiashangniyulinyueqixianzaidejingjirenjiushitabiaodi……”

“dengdeng!”chuyangjingedao,“lanjie,wodejingjirenbushinile?shenmeshihoudeshi?”

zhonglankuxiaodao:“jiushizaizuotianwanshang,woshoudaodetongzhi。”

wenyan,chuyangdemeitouweiweizhouqi。

tameixiangdaolanjieyebeigongsixiemoshalvle。

riyuechuanqizuhe,tahelinyueqidejingjiren,yizhidoushizhonglan。

kexianzai,gongsiqiangpotajiaochugequbanquan,youjiangzhonglanjihuandiao,zhiyoulinyueqiyijiuwushi,erqiehaiguodefeichangzirun,shangyeziyuanhenduo。

chuyangweizhonglangandaobuping,yeweilinyueqidebeipanhanxin。

zaizenmeyang,zhonglancengjingweiletamenliangren,dadaoshangyedaiyan,xiaodaorichangshenghuo,jingchangpaoqianpaohou,bilaohuangniuhaiyaoxinku。

kelinyueqiquehaobuyouyudijiangzijidejingjiren,huanchenglehaoguimidebiaodi。

这算什么?

zhendangrenjiashigongjurenle?

xiangdaozheili,chuyangxinzhongduilinyueqidezuihouyisiqingfenyexiaosanle。

jiranlinyueqihegongsiruciburen,neijiubieguaitabuyile!

chuyangkanxiangzhonglan,renzhendao:“lanjie,woxiangqingnibanggemang,《woshigewang》jiemuzuneibian,nengbunengrangtamenbaoliuwodecansaizige?”

zhonglanhenkuaifanyingguolaichuyangdeyisi:“zhiqiangongsishiyiriyuechuanqidemingyihejiemuzutande,ruguozhishiniyigeren,womeiyoubawo。”

“meishi,jiandanbangwowenyixiajiuxingle。”

riyuechuanqizhiyoulinyueqizhimingduhengao,chuyangzaizuheliyizhimeishacunzaigan,fangzaiyulequanzhonggengshishuyupaibushanghaodexiaomingxing!

bijingzaineijishoudahuodeguangchangwushenquli,tajiuzhiyou“youyouyou”、“ouye”dengjijuzhongfudegeci,daijitingzhongdeyinxiangzheshibushen,shenzhihaiyoudiangaoxiao,jingchangbeigemidiaokan。

zhiyugequchuangzuozhedeshenfen……

shuoshihua,zhengchangrentinggesheihuiguanzhuciquzuozheshishei?

dangchuchuyangyuanbendasuanzaiwanchengqianshenyuanwangzhihou,jiuzhijiepaolulikaigongsi,quzuozijizhenzhengxiangzuodeshi,wanchengqianshihaiweiwanchengdemengxiang。

suoyizaijizuhexiegedeshihou,zhuanmenxuanzelezhudinghuishifenliuxingdeguangchangwushenqu,jiushiweiletushengshi!

jieguoxianzaisheizhidaochulezheidangziexinrendeshi。

qiannvyouchengledamingxing,tafaneryaobeigongsilengzang!

zheikouqi,chuyangwulunruheyeyanbuxia!

“neixing,wochoukongbangniqulianxiyixiajiemuzuba。”zhonglanhengancuididayinglexialai。

duiyutalaishuo,zheiqishishifenwaidegongzuo。

dayingbangzhuchuyang,shijishangmaozhehendadefengxian。

bijinggongsiyirenbuzhuguanluokangyizhidouzaidingzhechuyang,xiangyaobitajiufan!

“xiexieni,lanjie。”chuyangzhenchengdidiantoudaoxie。

jiuzaizheishi,buyuanchuhuranchuanlaicierdelengchaorefengsheng。

“yo,zheibushichuyangma?laigongsilezenmedoubuzhudonggennidexinjingjirendashengzhaohu?”

“wo!wochadianwangle,yinggaihaimeirentongzhi,nidejingjirenyijinghuanchengwoleba?”

“haha,neiwokedehaohaojieshaoyixia,birenyaozhiyuan,luozhuguanshiwojiefu。”

lairenyifujianzuihousaidemoyang,pingtouhaichuanzhehuaselabaku,dayaodabaidizoudaochuyangmianqian,kanqilaihenshixiaozhang。