第2章 唇枪舌战

xiaoxiaodexiejia,cikeliwaijimanlekanrenaodecunmin。

manshenxuewuhunmibuxingdexielaosanbeilianggeqingniantailejinlai,zhangshibeilianggenongfuchanfuzhe,sanfanwucijihuyaoyunjueguoqu。

“xiesanshen,xielangzhongwomenjisonghuilaile,zheishitadeyaoxiang。”lianggeqingnian,shicunlixiongdiliang,gegejiaoweishan,didijiaoweiliang,pingshiyidalieweisheng。

“wojianchaguole,xielangzhongzuotuikongpabaobuzhule。”weishanbuganzaishuoxiaqu,xunchangrenyudaoxiongxiaziduobanshixiongduojishao,xielangzhongnengjianhuiyitiaomingshishubuyi。

miansecanbaidezhangshiqiaozheshuaichengliangbandeyaoxiang,xinzhonglianlianzize,yaobushizijiyuzhangfuchaonao,tadingbuhuifenxinyudaoxiongxiazi,yuexiangxinliyuetong,wushengkuqizhe。

“zenmehuishi?wotingshuolaosanyudaoxiongxiazile?”turan,renqunzhongchuanlaiyidaojiqiezhisheng,cunminfenkaijian,xielaosanliangweigegegenliangweisaozijicongcongdizoulejinlai。

zhangshiqiaojianshisiren,zhenggerenlimajinbengqilai,yifusuishizhunbeizhandoudezhuangtai。

dangxielaodakandaosandiyanyanyixitangzaichuangshangdunshiqidayichulaidangzhecunmindechizezhangshi:“douguaini,pingrijiuzhidaogensandichaonao,xianzaitachushile,nimanyileba?”

“dangchua,jiubuyinggaitongyitagensandidehunshi,qiaoqiaotajiajinlaizhihou,shenggenvershichidai,erziniyoushigebingyangzi,wanquanjiushizaikewomenxiejiaa。”huashuode,shixielaodadexifuyeshi,tazuihuishanfengdianhuo。

“dage,dasao。wodangchuyeshixielaosanmingmeizhengqudeqizi,jiusuanxielaosanzheibeizidouyaotangzaichuangshang,woyesihoutayibeizi,yongbuzhenimenshuosandaosi。”zhangshinengzaixiejiacunhuoxiaqu,kaodejiushitadeyingpiqi。

“sandimei,wotingcunminshuo,xiawunigensandichaojiale?”xielaoerzoushangqianxunwen,tashisanxiongdizhongzuiyouwenhuazhiren,peiyangchuyigexiucaierzi。

kansipinghedekouqi,shizeshizaixingshiwenzui。

“zenme?fuqizhijianhaibuyunxuchaojiama?”zhangshiboziyiheng,manlianyingqidao。

“nigentachaojia,tayidinghuifanxin,fanxinjiuhuifenxin,zaishanshangjiuhuizoucuoleyudaoxiongxiazi。”xielaoerzhongzhongtanqi,yilianshiwangdiqiaozhezhangshi,“sandimei,sandizheiyishuai,guqiedanwushibushuo,yaoshitazhenyougesanzhangliangduan,kudekeshinimenniangsa。”

“shia。”xielaodashunzhexielaoerdehuajixuwangxiashuo,“laosanyebuzhiheshihuifu?jialikaixiaozenmelai?ninashenmeyanghuolianggehaizi?”

yijuyiju,rutongyidaodaojiasuo,yadezhangshichuanbuguoqilai,tataitoumangrandiwangzheqianfangdecunmin,yigegekanxidelian,quemeiyouyirenzhanchulaibangtashuohua。

xielaodayuxielaoerduishiyiyan,kanyangzisandimeibeitamenjihuzhule,xielaodawangqianyibuzhunbeijiangchujinriqianlaidemude:“sandimei,wokanburuzheiyang,cunzhangduonianxixiawuzi,nibayunqiguojijita,yunshaofanzhengshigeshazi,jiumaijirenyazi,huandianqian,jilaosanmaidianbupin,denglaosanshentihaole,nimenzaiyaogehaizi。”xielaodazaojiugencunzhangshuohaole,zhiyaoyunqinengguojijita,zijilianggenver,cunzhangjiunenganpailianghuhaorenjiajiaguoqu。

haoa,yuanlaitamendadezheizhongruyisuanpan。

zhangshiqidehunshenzhanlichaoqikaozaiqiangjiaobiandesaobajiuwangliangrenshenshangdaqu:“gun,doujiwogunchuqu,wojiusuanshiesi,yejueduibuhuimaihaizi。”

“sandimei,niyaosiyaohuo,genwomenmeiguanxi。danlianggehaiziliuzhexiejiadexue,xianzailaosanhunmibuxing,wozuoweidage,jiuyouquanlizuozhu。”dangzhecunmindemian,beizhangshiyongsaobada,xielaodanalihainengxinpingqihe,“laoer,jianglianggehaizibaochulai,xianzaijiudaizou。”

“nimengan?”zhangshimianluxiongguang,ruoxiaodeshenquhengzaimenkou,“nimenjinriyaoshiganbawodehaizidaizou,wojiugennimentongguiyujin。”

fangzhong,tingdemanxinnuhuodexieyunshao,chouleyiyansuozaijiaoluoliwuzhuerduosesefadoudedidi,youyuyixiahaishizoushangqianmozhetadetoudingqingroudao:“yunqi,biepa,niguaiguaidaizaizheili。”

tazaijiazhong,kemeishaogendiaozuankebodezhangbeimenzhouxuan,rujindaolezheili,ququjigeshangbuletaimiandecunzhongmangfu,tahaizhenbufangzaiyanli。

“xiuer,laoerxifu,batajiwolakai。”zaixiejia,xielaodayouzhejueduideweiyanyuquanli。

“wokannimensheigandongwoniang!”

congfangzhongchulaidexieyunshaopingdiyishenghou,houdezaichangsuoyourendoulengzhule,youqishixielaoda,tashijingrouroushuangyandingzheta:“nihuishuohuale?”

xieyunshaoyibubuzoudaoxielaodagenqianweiweiyixiao:“woyaoshizaibunengshuohua,wonianghaibuzhidaoyaobeinimenzenmeqifuni?”

tamingmingshizaixiao,querangxielaodayouzhongbuhanerlideganjuedangjinaoxiuchengnu:“xieyunshao,woshiniqindabo,zenmehuiqifunimen?”

“shibushiqifu,daboxinliyoushu。”xieyunshaolenghengyisheng,zoudaozhangshigenqianqingroudao,“niang,basaozhoufangxia,womenyouhuahaohaoshuo,shuobutongjiuzhaocunzhangpingliqu。”

zheizhongjiawushi,yidancunzhangchumian,jiuzuoshixielaodayutasixiacunzaimouzhongjiaoyi,jinyehaiyouneimeduocunminzai,chuanchuquzuyiyingxiangcunzhangzaicunlideweiming。

“xieyunshao,niyigexiaobeixiachanheshenme?”xielaodaqijie,mingmingmashangjiuyaochenggongdeshier,pianpianbanlushachugechengyaojin。

“wodiehunmibuxing,yunqihaixiao,wozuoweixiejiadedanverzenmebunengchanhele?”xieyunshaoyancixili,“zaishuole,zaozaiwunianqian,womenjiufenjiale,xianzaidajiageguogederizi,wojiadeshiqingheshilundaodabolaizuozhule?”

xieyunshaokanchulaile,xielaodayuxielaoerbushichuncuidishanyemangfu,tamendongcelve,gengdongderuheyibubucuikuarenxin。

“nigepeiqianhuo,zenmegenzhangbeishuohuade?”xielaodadexifuyeshinalitingdexiaquchezhesangzidashengrangrangdao。

“dasao,nizuibafangganjingdian。”youlenverdejiaru,zhangshishunjianmanxuefuhuo,“ninverqiangzouyunshaodezhuozi,haihaitaluoshui,zheiliangbizhangwokeyaogennihaohaosuansuan。”

“nishaoxuekoupenren,yingyingshenmeshihouqiangtazhuozile?”

“dabomu,niyoulianggenver,zenmejiuquedingshiyingyingtangjienazouwodezhuozi?nanbuchengnijianguo?”xieyunshaoturandefanwen,rangyeshiyixiayusai。