第1章
“**！”
hunanchaoshidefangjiannei，dongyuweibeirentuisangzheganlejinlai，haibudengjieshi，jiubeirenzhongzhongshanleliangbazhang，lianshangxunsuzhongqileyikuai，beidadedifang**ladeteng。
darenzhedongyuyuanshuaileshuaishou，youjuebujieqi。
“anyanghoufusheibuzhidao，yanggongzishiwokanshangderen，yebuqiaoqiaozijijijinjiliang，ganhewoqiang？”
“我没有。”
dongyuweigangruoruodebianjieyiju，jiutingdongyuyuanlenghengyisheng。
“nizheiyiniangshengde**，shenshangyiguhumeijinger，zhuanhuigouyinren。zheimehaodepinang，buqugoulanyuanlapitiao，kezhenshiweiqunile。”
“jiejie，shengqiguishengqi，keyaozixizijideshenzi，youshenmezhiguanrangxiarenlaizuo，hebizanglezijideshou。”
dongyuwanlengyanpangguan，zuishangshuodeguaiqiao，xinzhongbabudezheilianggerenzaidaderenaoxie。
tamensuirandoushianyanghoufudexiaojie，queshitongfubutongmu。
“bu，bushide，bushizheiyangde。”
dongyuweijinghuangdeyaoleyaotou，weiqudeleishuiyanzhelianjiagungunerxia，“wozhengzaifangjianhuanyishang，woyebuzhidaoweishenmeyanggongzihuituranchuangjinlai。”
“住嘴！”
dongyuyuanlishenghechi，ruguoyanshenkeyisharendehua，dongyuweizaobeitaqiandaowanguale。
shaonvmeishuoyiju，xiarenmenbiannazhebianzichongdongyuweishenshangzhongzhongdashangyibian，zhidadehaohaodeyigemiaolingshaonvpikairouzhan。
“womeiyougouyinta，wozhendemeiyou。”
dongyuweizaoyiqibuchengsheng，kouzhongbuduandezhongfuzhezheiliangjuhua，miansecangbairuzhi。
dongyuyuanlenghengyisheng，buhuaihaoyidemuguangdalianglexiakudelihuadaiyudeshaonv，meitouweizhou。
budebuchengren，dongyuweisuiranchushenbeiwei，quezhanglezhangmeiruotianxiandelian。
napazaizheimelangbeideshihou，yiranmeidewojianyoulian，rangrenrenbuzhuxiangyaosichengfensuirengdaoxiashuigouzhong，henhendecaishangliangjiao。
yonglitiaoqishaonvdelian，jianruidezhijiahenhendehualexialai，liuxiayidaoxianxuelinlideshangba，ruwugongbanmanyan，chumujingxin。
dongyuwanchongzhexiarenshilegeyanse，lianggecushipozinazheyigecipingzouleguolai，erhuabushuo，cubaobaikaidongyuweidezui，gulugulujiuguanlexiaqu。
“咳咳。”
yiguweidao**deyeticonghoulongliuxia，dongyuweibeiqiangdeleiruquanyong，hunshenzaorenanren，youqishilianshang，fangfoyouyiwanzhimayizaipa，shangyimiaohaijingyingruxuedejifu，rujinquebumanlehongsedegeda，chouloubukan。
“nimenjiwoheleshenme？”
dongyuweixinzhongyinyinyouleyigebuxiangdeyuce，danshitaduidongyuyuanyiranbaoyouyisihuanxiang，tamenshijiemei，xuenongyushui，zongshizheilianggerenzaizenmefengkuang，yinggaibuzhiyuhendudao——
raner，linghuatongjingdechuxian，dapoletazuizhongdehuanxiang。
“我的脸！”
kanzhedongyuweicongzhenjingdaotongkujuewangdemoyang，dongyuyuanbaofuxindedaolejidademanzu，“ganhewoqiangnanren，zheijiushinidexiachang！”
“zhaogerenkanzheta，jintianwanshangjiurangtazaizheigouwushui，buxujitachide、hede。”
jiaodaiwanxiarenhou，dongyuyuanzheicaitizhequnjiao，fengfenghuohuolikai。
dongyuweihunshenshishang、gouyancanchuandepazaidishang，binglengdeliefenghuluandechui，cucaodedimianyurounendejifujinyiyizhige，gedetafanlaifuqu，tengtongnanren。
haoburongyiyaoyajianchidaosangengshifen，waimianyizhenxixisusudexiangdong，yigenanrennieshouniejiaodezoulejinlai，kouzhonghainiannianyouci。
“haoxiaojie，wowanghouderonghuafuguijiudouzainishenshangle。”
“谁？”
dongyuweijiannandetaiqiyanpi，zhijianpingchangzhonghoulaoshidexiarenwangmaziyinxiaozhemoleguolai。
kandaoshaonvcanburendudemoyang，nanrenxianqideyileyisheng，“balebale，yaobushikanzaizhuzimenyoushangdefenshang，guicaibuyaozheizhonghuose。”
“你？！”
dongyuweibanxiubannu，xiangyaozhengtuo，zheiyijudongquerenuleduifang，beinanrenfahenqiazhulebozi。
“heng，biejilianbuyaolian，yebusapaoniaozhaozhao，jiunixianzaizheimoyang，shuinidousuanshitaijunile。”
dongyuweiputengleliangxia，jianjianbuzaidongle，wangmazizheicaichajuebuhao，zaishaonvbixiashenshouyitan。
竟然是没气了。
“啊？！”
wangmazichileyijing，mengdidalegeduosuo，“gaibuhuishisileba？”
buguoduanduanshunjian，wangmaziyanzhuyizhuan，yigexiangfajiuyongshangxinlai，“heng，sijiusile，zhenghaochen——”
nanrenyanmouyian，shenshoujieqileshaonvlingluandeyishang，sihaomeiyouchajuedaoyijingbiqidenvrenturanzhengkaileshuangyan，mouzhongbengfachuyidaolinglishenrendehanguang。
找死！
wangmazitujueshouwanyitong，ditouyikan，yigenzanzibuzhiheshizhalejinqu，suiranbushishenmezhongshang，taquejuedehunshenyima，zhenggerenzhizhidedaolexiaqu。
“zenmehuishi，lairen，lairena！”
wangmazizhengzhazhechaomenkoupa，ganghanleliangxia，jiutingdao“kaca”liangshengcuixiang，shuangbeiheshuangtuibeirenxiele。
ershizuoyongzhe，jiushisierfushengdedongyuwei。
“biejiao，fouzewobanixiabayexiele。”
henhendeweixienanrenyibo，dedaowangmazihanleidiantoutongyihou，dongyuweizheicaihuangusizhou，haoqidedaliangzhemoshengdehuanjing。
qiguai，tabushizaishiyanshizuoshoushume，weishenmehuidaozheili？
cishi，naohaizhongyixiebushuyuzijidejiyimanmanqingxileqilai。
dongyuwei，dazhouguoanyanghoucinv，muqinshibushouchongdeliuyiniang。
yi，yuanzhujingranhezijitongmingtongxing，zhangdehaiyimoyiyang？
dongyuweirenbuzhugandaojingya，zheideshiduodadeyuanfen？
tongbeidejiemeiyouliangge，yigeshifurensuoshengdedongyuyuan，yigeshiguyiniangshengdedongyuwan。
sanrentongfubutongmu，yuanzhucongxiaojiushoudajiedongyuyuandediaonanhexiaomeidongyuwandexianhai，baoshouqifu。
rujinyoufashenglezheizhongshiqing，buyongxiangyezhidao，yidingshiyourenzaibeihouxianhai。fouzehaohaode，yangtaifudeduzizenmehuizoucuofangjian，dongyuyuan、dongyuwanyouzenmehuijingenzhehoujiaoganlai。
yiqiedoufashengdetaiguoqiaohe，fangfobeirenbianpaiguo。
dongyuweilenghengyisheng，takeheyuanzhuneibaozixinggebutong，sheiqifuleta，tajiuyaodangchangbaofuhuiqu。
napaliangbaijushang，yushijufen，tayeyaocongduifangshenshanghenhendeyaoxiayikourou。
“congxianzaiqi，wowennida，niruoshiguaiguaide，wojiubangnijiehuigebo，niruoshibuguai，neijiubieguaiwoxielenishenshangsuoyoudeguanjie。”