第3章

zhangyidameiyoushuohua,danshishanglunengcongqingxuzhishangtuiduanchulai,taganggangmadeyinggaihenzang。

至少不是啥好话。

douzheizhongshihoule,tayebujiujiedebudezuirenle。

刷吧。

nengduoshuayidianqingxuzhisuanyidian。

wanyiyihuizangoule,jiesuogeshenmegenggaokejidedongxi。

yixiazifanshenchengweirenleizhiguang,shuobudingjiubeigongqilaile。

谁还敢开他的庭?

erqiejiusuantabuchengren,duimiandekongsufangyeyoutadezhengju……

buyuanchudezhangyidayaoyaotoutanlekouqi。

也罢,也罢。

sheirangtajieleshenmigaocengderenwuni。

tuozheba,nengtuoyihuisuanyihui。

meizhunyihuijiuxingjiulaile。

shuodaodi,tahaishiwufaxiangxinbenggebaomihuaheweixingbeidaxialai,zheiliangjiankansihaowuguanxiqieshijishangyehaowuguanxideshiqing,jurannenggouruciqiaomiaodejiehezaiyiqi。

ranhoushitadexiaonaofengkuangxuanzhuan。

这不科学!

zheiqizhongyidingyoushenmewuhui。

tazhuanguoshenkanzhedapingmushangdeneizhangzhaopianruoyousuosi。

ruguobushiptudehua,neizheijudadedijishidaodanfasheqi,youmeiyoukenengshijiadeni?

他仔细观摩。

turan,zaizhaopiandezuixiamian,tafaxianleduanni。

zheiliyoujixingsecaibanlandexiaozi。

他凑近了观看。

【huanyingwangyiaichixiaomashujinruzhibojian】

【huanyingwozhenbushijiandiejinruzhibojian】

【zhubo,nengjidajialaiyipaozhanshiyixiabu?】

【qingwenzhubozheidapaozenmemai,shanglianjie!】

【……】

这……什么玩意?

主播?

tashenshouzhizheshangmiandexiaozixunwen,“zheizhangzhaopiannalilaide?”

“wozhibojiandejietu。”shangluyouyoudao。

听到这个解释。

yishunjian,zhangyidayanjingbiandexueliang,zuijiaokaishizhibuzhudefengkuangshangyang。

“原来如此啊!”

taxingfendezhijiehanchushenglai。

“懂了!”

ruguotashizhubodehua,neizheiyiqiejiuyoujieshidetongle。

他重新组织思路。

zuoweiyigezhubozuixuyaodeshishenme?

节目效果啊!

weiledadaorangguanzhongmenmanyidechengdu,shidangdezaizhibozhongjiaruyixiebiaoyandechengfen,zheiheqingheli。

shenzhiyouxiezhubo,weilezhenghuo,lianmingdoubuyaode。

henxianran,shanglujiushizheizhongren。

taweilekuadaqici,rangzijidebaomihualuzixiandefeichangdeniubi,suoyiguyijizhengchengledapaodeyangzi。

ranertabuzhidao,tadezheiyijudong,jianghuibatazijisongshangjunshifating。

yinweizhengqiaoyouyikeweixingbeijiluolexialai。

ranhouyouzhengqiao,tazhibokaipaobengbaomihua。

suoyijunfanglisuoyingdangderenweishitabaweixingbenglexialai。

ranhoujiubatadaibuguianle。

zheiyangyixiang,suiranhaishiyouxiedifangjieshibutong,biruweishatanengzaochuzhandimianjifugailanqiuchangzheimedademoxing?

nandaojiuyinweidongshounengliqiang?

youbiru,kongsufangweishenmeyikouyaodingjiushishanglubengxialaide,erqiebeigaofanghaibufanbo。

suiranzheixieshiqingjieshibuqing。

danshi,zheigeliyounapazaiqianqiangyebibengbaomihuabengxialairenzaoweixingyaokexueqiehelideduoba!

“faguandaren,shizheiyangde。”zhangyidayigaizhiqiandehuangzhang,shenqingdandingdeshuodao。

“wodedangshirenshiyimingzhubo,zhongsuozhouzhizuoweizhubozuizhongyaodejiushizhiboneirongnengfouxiyinrenyanqiu。”

“erzheigekanqilaixiangshidapaodedongxi。”tashuozhezhilezhizhaopian。

“jiushitayonglaixiyinrenyanqiudewanyi。”

“zheigedongxinikanqilaixiangshigedapao,qishitadebenzhihaishiyigebaomihualuzi。”

“waimiandeneigenpaoguantuyouxubiao,tashimoxing,shiyigewaiqiao,shejichulaishiweilerangguanzhongkande。”

“zhiyubeidaxialaideweixing,woxiangkenenglingyouyuanyin,zhishaogentashimeiyouguanxide。”

“suiranzheijianshitingqilaiyouxiefeiyisuosi,danshiwojuedeshishishangjiushizheiyangde。”

faguantingdeyilengyilengde,tapianguotouxunwenshanglu,“zheidongxishimoxing?”

zhangyidashenxiyikouqi,lvedaibuandekanxianglebeigaoxi。

xinzhongyeshibutingdeqidao。

gea,nibiezaizhengyaoezila!

erdangtakandaoshangluzhengzhongqishidiantoudeshihou,zhenggerenchadianjidongdetiaoqilai。

我就说嘛!

yidingshiwotuiduandeneiyang!

稳啦!稳啦!

shangludiandiantou,“meicuo,meishengyideshihou,shimoxing……”

“faguanwoshuodeduiba,meishengyideshihou……ng?”

zhangyidahuashuoyiban,turanlengzhu。

tabuyoudehaoqi,meishengyideshihoushimoxing,shenmeyisi?

turantaxinzhongshengqileyigubuxiangdeyugan。

“neiyoushengyini?”faguandaititabaneixindeyiwen,wenlechulai。

shanglutingleheiheiyixiao,“meishengyideshihoushimoxing,youshengyideshihousheihaiguanneigea!bengjiuwanshile。”

???

张益达心脏骤停。

【怨气值+200】

“suoyi……neigenpaoguanshikeyifashedaodandelou?”

shangluyaoleyaotou,jiyulefouding,“bingbushi。”

哦?

zhangyidameimaoyitiao,sihushiqingchuxianlezhuanji。

我就说嘛!

zheipaoguanjiushibaishe,genbenbunengfasherenhedongxi!

“shibaomihuadan,bushidaodan!”

“……”

“……”

【无语值+200】

【怨气值+300】

zhangyidaxuanzhedexinzhongyusile。

“faguandaren,woyijiujiandingbuyidehuaiyiwodedangshirenjingshenbutaizhengchang。”

“faguandaren,nikan,tayoufanbingle。”

“haiyoukongsufang!jiupingyizhangtu,niganduanyantanengbengxialairenzaoweixing?”

“chufeiyoushenmegengyoulidezhengju,fouzewomendouburen。”

beibifenglezhangyidasuoxingzhijiepoguanziposhuai。

能拖一会是一会。

kaiwanxiao,jinpingjieyizhangzhaopianjiushuotamenbengxialaijidaoweixingle?

信不了一点!

chufei……chufeiyoushipin!

……

“请看vcr。”

kanzhedapingmushangshipinjiazaijiemian,zhangyidahanliujiabeile。

zheifenshipinshikongsufangtigongde,shuoshiganggangcongneibuhuoqudeshipinziliao。

yidaoshou,jiulikebeidangzuozhengjutuileshangqu。

zhangyidadingzhepingmumeitoujinsuo。

meixiangdaotamenhaiyoushipinzhengju!

weilezhengmingtadangshirenyongbaomihualuzizhaxialaiweixing,zhuanmenniezaoleweizheng?

haishishuo,tamenyoushenmezhuanmendeqietingjigou,paishexialedangshirenshenmebukegaorendemimi?

xiangbutong,genbenxiangbutong。

suizhehuamianjiazaijieshu,tabazhuyilizhuanyidaolepingmushang。

yidaokengqiangyoulideshengyincongshipinzhongchuanchu。

zaichangsuoyourentingdaozheigeshengyindouchengmujieshejitibamuguangtouxianglefatingmouyichudifang。

zheigeshihou,weidubeizhongrendingzhedeshangluyilianxiukuidebatoudilexiaqu。

视频中。

“ganxielaotiesongchudechuanyunjian!”

“xiexiewoliujiesongchudebixin,ainimemeda!”

“jiarenmen,youliwudesongsongliwu,meiliwudediandianguanzhuha!”

“dianzanguoyiwanzanmenmashangkaipao!”