第1章 这才叫地狱

华国,天龙寺!

shubuqingdehaochetingzaishanxia,longmendedalaofengyongerzhi,guizaitianlongsiwai。

tamenmeigerendoukeyizaiwaimianhufenghuanyu,zaizheiliqueyouruqianbeidenupu。

longmendezhurenzhengzailimian!

wuyungaiding,guijuedeqifenyapoderenchuanbuguoqi。

“pusamohesaxianzichue。houjiaorenchu。ruobuzichu。nengjiaotachu。wuyoushichu。”

simiaolixiangchezhefanyin,kongbudeheianshentoujinyilvfoguang。

“tingshuomenzhuyaohuijia?”

“menzhuzaiwunianqianbeiyigejiaoliwenxindenvrenjijiuguo,shenzhibuqingdeqingkuangxiafashengleguanxi,houlaiweilebulianleiduifangyouzoule。zuijincaizhidaotaweimenzhushengxiasangehaizi,suoyimenzhujiudasuanhuiguijiatingmibutamen!”

“menzhushenshangdeliqiyuelaiyuezhong,buxiangshanghaidaojiaren,teyizhaodaotianlongsi,xiangyaotongguofofajinxinghuajie。”

yigesiwennianqingrencongshanxiazoulai,tazoudaotianlongsidemenkou,zhuduogefangdalaoqueduitachongmanjingwei,sheidouzhidaotashilongmendeerhaorenwu,beichengweimenzhudeyingzi,liangjingyu。

liangjingyudeyuqilimianyunhanzhenuyi,dimeishunyandedao:“menzhu,zhonghaishizhengjiazhualenindenver,weibiliwenxinxiaojiehetashangchuang,yaobuyaowoqubangnishaleta……”

hongdeyisheng,fanyintingzhi,wushusengmidouzaijinghu。

xiaopotianrutongmoshenyibanzouchutianlongsi,shaqizhongguiyuti,liqizhichongtianji:“aaa,dongwoxiaopotiandenvrenhehaizi!”

“woyaoxuexizhengjia!!!”

xiaopotiansuojingguozhichu,kongqibeinuhuodianran,wanwuyinshaqikuwei。

tahen、tafen、tabei、taxiechizhetaotianyuanqizhibenzhonghai!

yingzi,shidashenjiang,babaizidi,jitiyongxiangzhonghaishi。

tianlongsilichuanlaifangzhangdebeitan:“zhengjiahaojie。”

luoriliuxiazhangzhangdeweiba,yuhuitouzheyipianshaji。

xiaojiaqingyouyishuangmengmengdedayanjing,jiemaorutongciwawa。

tachuanzheyitiaogongzhuqun,nvyongqiatadelian,henhendeniudong,xiaojiaqingmandidagundewawadaku。

zhengtianshengdeshoujianzhemianti,yinxiexiaodao:“lijiabukenbangnichumian?zheiyenanguai,tingshuonizaiwunianqianjiuyibeisaodichumen,neinijiuzhuajinguolaipeishuiba,zhiyaonipeiwoyiwan,wojiufangninverhuiqu!”

zhengtianshengtichulianggetiaojian,lijiataochuyigeyilaishuren,yaobujiurangliwenxinpeishui,liwenxinyijingqulijiaqiutayeye,kanqilaishishibaigaozhong。

liwenxintingzhehuatongzheibianxiaonverdekusheng,zhenggerenxianrubengkui,haowuzunyandekuqiuzhe:“wojiniguixiale,fangguoqingqingba……”

“neinijiulaipeishuia!”zhengtianshenghurantaigaolesangmen,daizhexiurudedahan,“nitemejiushigejianfu,jiniliandoubuyao!mingtianniguaiguailaiwobieshu,ziji**leyifu,yaobuwobaninverjihuomaile!”

zhengtianshengguaduandianhua,chongmanbingtaidexiaodao:“zhenshuang,woqujifuqinzhushou,nimenzaijialihaohaozhemota,duopaijigeshipinhezhaopianfajiwo,worangneigenvrenmingtiankuzheqiu**ta,hahahaha!”

zhengtianshengzouchujiamen,yiqunnvyongfengyongershang,youdezhenzha,youdeshouqia,zuilihaimamalielie。

xiaojiaqingtengdemandidagun,qingyikuaiziyikuaidelianjiashangmiandoushileizhu,tadeshentibuduanduoshan,zuilihanzhe:“woyaozhaowomama,woyaozhaowobaba……”

tadekushengrangwenzhebeishang,tingzheluolei。

zheixienvyongmenquebigudailaobaogengjiaxinhen,gengjiakepa,qizhongyigemanlianhengroudenvrenqizairuoxiaodeshentishang,yibianyongzhenzha,yibianjianzhesangzihandao:“nibashigeliulanghan,zaojiubuyaonile,nizheigeyezhong,yezhong!”

kuhaosheng,jiaomasheng,choudasheng,canjiaosheng。

zheilibushirenjian,zheilishidiyu。

yiliangfangdanchezhuangkaibieshudamen,zhichongjinlai,lianggenvyongbeizhuangfei,mandidexianxuehemumencanzha。

liangjingyuxunsuzouxiache,tongshijiangfujiashidemenjidakai。

qingkejian,tiandiyipianshaqi!

taiyangcanliuzaitianshangdeneitiaoxiaoweibayegenghongle。

xiaopotianzouxiache,xiaojiaqingrutongzuomengyibandejiaoqilebaba。

xiaopotianlianzhaopianyemeiyouliuxia,liwenxinteyihuihuachuyizhangrenxiang,jiushiweilerangsangehaizizhidao,tamenbushiyezhong,shishangyouxiaopotianzheigenanren!

xiaopotianjiangtaloujinhuaili,kanzhetalianshangqingyikuaiziyikuai,

shaji、kuijiu、gandongdengfuzaganqingquanbuyongshangxintou,kanzhezijinverdelianshangqingyikuaiziyikuaideyangzi,kanzhenverdeshenshangbeizhalehaoduogezhenyan,xiaopotianjiangtabaojinhuaili,yishizhijianleiruyuxia,daizhekuqiangdewendao:“gaosubaba,nijiaoshenmemingzi?”

“xiaojiaqing,wogegejiaoxiaojiahe,jiejiejiaoxiaojiayuan,mamashuowomenyijiawukouhuituantuanyuanyuan、yuguotianqing。”

“yuguotianqing、tuantuanyuanyuan……”xiaopotiandeleiliubuzhi,zijizaiwuniandangzhongmeiyouzuohaodangfuqindezeren,shenzhimeiyouzuoguoyitiandelaogong,keshineigenvrenquehaipanwangzheyouyitiannenggoutuantuanyuanyuan。

shizijirangtadushoukongfang,daizheweiquhejueqiangzhaoguhaizi。

shizijirangxiaonverbeirenqifudeshanghenleilei,manshendoushiyushang。

kanzhetatong,yingzidemuguangsaoguobieshulidenvyong,rukansiren。

zheiyiduizhupurangsuoyoudenvyongdouluchuleyiliandechayi,yingzideyanshenrangtamenxinshengjingkong。

henkuai,yigenvyongluchuyiliandebuxie:“nishidangchudeliulanghanyemeiyong,nidenvrenbixupeishaoyeshuijue。”

lingyigenvyonggengshichezhegongyasangzidashenghandao:“lairen,batamenfunvliangdoujiliuxia,dangmianjitadailvmaozi,shaoyeyidinggengjuedehenshuang!”

baobiaodouweileguolai,nvyongmenfangfoyoulezhuxingu,yigegeyanzhongsanfazhebingtaideguangmang。

wuyileiju,renyiqunfen,sihouzhengjiadeshijianjiule,lianzheixieyongrendouxianggudailaobaoyiyangdebiantai。

nverdeshentizhandoudelihai:“baba,tamenyongzhenzhawo,qiadewohaotenghaoteng,wohaohaipa。”

“zheixiehuairenshuo,diyujiushizheiyangde。”

xiaopotiandemanqiangnuhuojihunengfenjincangqiong,tajianghunshenzhandoudenveryonglibaojin,huanhuanzhanqi:“babazheijiudainihuiqu,meirennengzaiqifuwodexiaokeai。”

“站住!”

“别想把人带走!”

“chouyaofande,niyiweinishishenmedongxi!”

nvyonghebaobiaomenxiangyaojiangxiaopotianjilanzhu,quebeiliangjingyujidangzaitamenshenqian,liangjingyujiuyijingrangtamenganshoudaowufachengshoudekongqianyali,neiguyapoganrutongshibengtadetian!

erliangjingyubuguojiushixiaopotiandeyingzi。

tamenyigegehaimeichuanguoqi,waimianyouchongjinlaiyigegemoshengren,longmendebabaizidijiangzheilijituantuanweizhu,kongbudefenweirangzheixieefuxinshengkongju,tuiruanguixia。

efumenhaimeidengqiurao,jiutingxiaopotiandandandedao:“rangtamenzhidao,shenmecaijiaodiyu。”

xiaopotianbaozhenverlikaibieshu,limianchuanlaiyipianliguiyibanjuewangdecanjiao。

yingzikaiche,daizhexiaopotianfunvzhibenzhengjiahaozhaierqu。

canjiazhenglaoyezideshoudan!