suizhenaozhongchuanlaidexitongtishisheng，yiguxiongyongpengpai、haohanwubiandeliliangmengdiyongrutinei。
ludahuodongleyixiajingu，ganshouzheshentizhongchongmanbaozhaxingdeliliang。
爽！
真**太爽了！
xitongdada，wojianzhiyaoaisinile！
cishideluda，henbudeyangtiankuanghouyisheng。
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ludakanxiangyilianbeifendesongjiang，neiyanshen，jiuxiangshizaikanyigerenxingjingyandalibao。
zhongrenkanjianludahuanlexingzi，suiransongjiangnaonu，danshitamenyebuganqingyishangqian。
正在这时。
“夫君！”
yishengqilidejiaohanshengchuanlai。
zhijianhusanniangjijinrenqun，yibacongsongjianghuaizhongbaoqilewangying。
“fujunnizenmele？fujunnishizhensilema？”
husannianglianshangkanqilaifeichangdibeishang，shijingyaohuangzhewangyingdenaodai。
fangfoshengpawangyingsidebugouchediside。
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ludalengleleng，zhenggerenzhijiekanmengbile。
heiyo，haojiahuo，zheidaodishichangdenayichua？
jiusuanshiyanshi，yemeinizheimegegaofaya。
jiusuanwangyinghaiyouyikouqi，beinizheimepinmingyaohuang，neibushijitajiasufangxuema？
wangyingdexuedoubeinishuaichuquhaojimiyuanla。
生怕他死得不透吗？
duiyumeinv，youqishihusanniangzheiyangyaoqianyouqian、yaohouyouhoudedameiren，ludahaishihenkeqide。
tashuangshouheshixingleyigefoli：“sanniang，pinsengchushoushaoweizhongleyidian，nibuyongxiewo。”
zhongrenyiting，fenfendajing！
teme，zheigalewangyinghaitemeyougongle？
这也太嚣张了吧？
danshi，dajiasuiranzheimexiang，quebuganshangqian，doupazijichengweidierge“aijiaohu”！
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“咚！”
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duizheludawumeiyixiaodao：“dashinalihua，guaiwojiafujunxueyibujing，youlaodashile。”
嗯？
有劳？
zheishiganxieludashalezijinanren？
shenbiandesuoyourendouzuobuzhule！
这特么太扯了！
zhijianrenqunzhongyigexiaokalamizaiyerenbuzhule！
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ludanuyanyikan，teme，zheimekanbuqizijideme，yigexiaobiesan，yeganshangqianlaile？
“噗嗤！”
ludakandoubukan，yizhangdachu！
xiaokalami，shunjianfeichushumi，meileqixi。
【ding，suzhuposhajie，jiangli：liliangzengjiayicheng。】
ganshoudaozijideliliangshunjianyouzengzhangleyixie，ludanuhouyisheng：
“还有谁！？”
songjiangdengrentailetaiyan，youdilexiaqu，buzaizhisheng。
ludajianmeirenshuohua，mashanghuifuzhending。
zhuantouyibenzhengjingdishuodao：“sanniangbuyongkeqi，jushouzhilaoeryi。”
songjiangheizhelianshuodao：“luzhishen，nishizaishibuyaotaiguofenle！”
ranhouduihusanniangjixudao：“dimei，buyongtaishangxin，daizhewangyingxiongdideshishenxiaquba。”
husanniangxianranhenpasongjiang，buganweibeitademingling。
zhijiantayongjiaoyigouzaiqingqingyiti，wangyingdeshitijiutiaoleqilai，beihusanniangbaozaihuaizhong。
zheishibiaozhundezuqiudongzuo，kanlaihusanniangyeshiyigezuqiugaoshoua。
linzouzhiqian，husannianghaibuwangduizheludaqiaopidizhalesanciyan，zheicainiaoniaotingtingdiniudongyaozhilikaijuyiting。
ludabeitachedigaomengbile。
**！
nidaodishishenmegenshenme？
nizheishizaijiwochuandishashenmianhaoma？
songjiangbuqingchuludaxinzhongzaixiangshenmexiaojiujiu，jiantasemimidedingzhehusanniangfengrundemopan，liangengjiaheile。
“鲁智深！”
“nishahailewowangyingdaxiongdi，nandaohaixiangbazhantadeweiwangrenma？”
鲁达嘴一咧。
未亡人？
songjiangnizuilizenmezheimeduohulangzhici？
小电影看多了吧你！
ludapieleyiyansongjiang，landedalita。
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人群彻底怒了！
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yangzhi、wusong、shien、caozheng、zhangqing、sunerniangdengerlongshanderenyebuhanhu，fenfenzhanlechulai。
qifenyixiabiandejinzhangleqilai！
liangboshilisuishikenengkaizhan！
erlongshanzhongrenbijingganggangshangliangshanbujiu，qiexianzaisongjianghaibushiliangshanzhenzhengdelaoda。
shangmianhaiyoumingyishangdelaodachaogaizaini。
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lianghuorendunshijianbanuzhang，yankanzhejiuyaodadachushou。
likuineibaopiqi，diyigetiaolechulai。
“gouyuedeluzhishen，anyaoshaleni！”
likuiwojinshabaodadequantou，chongshangquduizheludadexiongkoujiushiyiquanhongguoqu。
“大哥小心！”
武松等人失声惊呼。
ludacishizixinxinbaopeng，genbenmeiyoubalikuifangzaiyanli。
napazaimeihuodexitongjianglizhiqian，kongshoubishideqingkuangxia，likuiyeyuanyuanbushiludadeduishou。
更别说现在了！
ludayouyizhuangbi，rangzhongrenqiaoqiaotadelihai。
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ludatongyangyonglingyizhishouzhuazhuletadequantou。
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ludaquewensibudong，shenzhihaiqingsongzirudexiaozhediaokan：“liheizi，jiupingniyexiangshawo？liangjingrujinideyongqima？”
likuiziranbuzhidaoliangjingrushishei，qijibaihuaizhixiabuyoudepokoudama：“zeiheshang，youbenshifangkaiwo，laoziyaobanisichengsuipian！”
songjiangdengrendunshijidebuxing。
ganggangwangyingyijingbeiludayizhaomiaosha，zheigeshihoulikuiyouchengleludazhenbanshangderou。
“luzhishen，niyaoshiganshahailikuixiongdi，wosongjiangyunibusibuxiu！”
huarongdengrenyeshijiqiededahan：
“zhushou！kuaifanglelikuixiongdi！”
buguotoushujiqizhixia，meirenganshangqianjiejiulikui，shengpaludahuidangchang“sipiao”。
ludayemeixiangguozhijieyaolelikuideming。
jintianyijingshalewangying，yaoshizaibalikuishale，neitajiuzhiyoufanchuliangshanzheiyitiaolukezoule。
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sizuikemian，danshigantiaochulaizhenduita，bixuyaojitayigeshenkedejiaoxun。
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biaozhundeaoyunhuitianjingxiangmu——lianqiutouzhidongzuo！
yaozhidao，wangmengzaichuanyuezhiqian，keshixuexiaoyundonghuilianqiuxiangmulianxuliangjiedeguanjunni。
likuixiangrenxingpaodanyiyangchongxiangsongjiangdengren。
“buhao！kuaihuzhudage！”
qinminghehuarongdajingshise。
jimangshenyingyishanjiuzhanzaisongjiangshenqian，zuchengleliangdaofangxian。
jiezhelikuiliangbaiduojindeshentidaizhekongbudesudujiuzhuangshanglehuarongzhangkaideshoubei。
“嘭！”
huarongdeshuangbeizhijieguzheduanlie，beilikuizhuangdekoutuxianxue！
tadezhenggeshenzibeilikuideshentidaizhewangshenhoudeqinmingzhuangqu。
qinminglaibujisisuo，xiapanzhawenmabu，shoubeixiangqiantuixianghuarongdehoubei。
antadexiangfa，huarongzhishaoyijingxiequledabandelidao，zijiyinggainenggoubatamendangzhu。
太年轻了……
图样图森破！
qinmingwanquanhehuarongyiyang，shuangbeiguzhe，koutuxianxuedebeiqianmianliangrendeshentidaizhexianghoudaofeichuqu。
“嘭嘭嘭！”
yilianchuandepengzhuanghedaodishengxiangqi。
zhanzaisongjiangshenqianheshenhoudeyiqunrendoubeizhuangdedongdaoxiwai，gunluoyidi！
songjiangyebeizhuangdekoutuxianxue，tangzaidishangbantianpabuqilai。
changzhonghaizhanzhedezhongrenquandouyilianbukesiyideyanshenkanxiangluda。
yigegedoubeizhenjingdaohuadoushuobuchulai，zuibazhangdelaoda！
这尼玛还是人吗？