第3章 怪事连连

棺材店。

“hei,dashengyi,zhenbuzhidaoshinajiashaoyequshile,jingranyaoyonghongmudiaokeyigedaguancai。”

guancaidianlaobanyoudianjidong,tajimangmangzhaolaidianlideyuangong。

“renjiashuole,guancaibuyongchengpin,rangwomensantianneizuoyigequanxindechulai,doujiwojiabajinger,shouliqitahuoxianfangfang,tingdaomei。”

“是。”

zheiweidazhuguzhenshiyouqian。

dangchangshuaixiayiwandedingjin,xuanhaoyangshihemucaizhihou,daoyemeitiqitashenmeguofenyaoqiu。

“laoban,niquedingrenjiayaoqiuzaiqianmiankeshang‘fu’zheigezi?”

“shia,naeryouzaiguancaishangqianke‘fu’,houke‘ming’de。wojianguoyourenkecai、dian、fu、shou,kezhenmeijianyourentizheizhongyaoqiu!”

dianlijigeyuangongtinglezhihou,douyoudianmeng。

“rangnimenkejiuke,guanneimeduoganma?renjiameizhunershijizijiganggangjiehundewangfuzhunbeideguancaini?”

shuozhelaobannachuyiqiankuaiqianpaizizhuozishang:“zhuadianjin,doubiejiwosongxie,zheixieqianyihuiernimennazhefenfen。”

“好,好。”

“老板大气。”

jigerenyebuzaishuoshenme,fenfenmangliuqilai。

weilezhuanxinzuohaozheidanjiazhishiduowandedashengyi,laobanzhuanmenzaidianlifansuolemen。

晚上六点。

dianlineijigeyuangongxiangjixiabanhuijia。

laobanweilezaodianjiaogong,liuzaizheilijiabanyizhidaobadianduokuaijiudiandeshihou,caiwangjiazou。

tajiazhuzaichengbianshangdeyigecunzili,shunzhecunwaidelu,yizhidaonongtianbianshangjiushitajia。

laobanqizhedianpingche,manyouyoudezouzhe。

turan,dianpingchebuzhidaozhuangdaoshenme,chedaibeizhapo,lianrendaicheshuaidaozaidishang。

“aiyou**,shenmedongxi!”

rouzheshuaitengdexigaiheyachuang,guancaidianlaobanzhanqilaiyikan,bandaozijidianpingchedeshiyidakuaimaizaidilideshitou,luzaiwaimianneijiehaiyouyiduanshici!

jiushineidongxizhapolechedai。

keshi,tahaishijuedehennanyizhixin。

tianshangyueliangyouliangyouyuan,dianchehaikaizhechedeng。

zheimedakuaideshitouzenmekanbudao?

zuiguanjianshi,tatiantiandouyaozouzheitiaolu,queshidiyicizaizheilizaigentou。

“还真是怪事儿。”

chedaibeizhapo,meibanfaqi,taguoquwalewaneikuaidashi,faxianshitoumaidehenshen,meichutouhuozhetieqiaogenbennongbuchulai。

“明天再弄。”

tuizhedianche,liangqiangzhezouleershifenzhong,guancaidianlaobancaisuanshidaozijijia。

zhengzhiliuyue,qiwenpogao,tadeyifuzaoyijingshitou。

yizhenfengchuilai,tajingranhaidalegehanzhan。

“si......jintiansuiranmanliangkuai,danyebuzhiyujuedelengba。”

laobanjimanghuidaojiali,fangxiadianche,houbeiyoudianfamaodeta,zhibenwoshierqu。

fangjianliponianghehaizitangzaichuangshang,dianfengshanwuwuzhuanzhe。

“nimenzhenbupadongsi。”

malieliedeguancaidianlaobanjinwuziguandiaodianshan。

“nifengleya,zheimedapiqi,daxiatianchuigedianshanhaiainiyanle!”

“我的饭呢。”

laobanzixixiangxiang,deque,tahaojitianqianjiukaishichuidianshanle。

zhishijintianjuedemomingyouxieleng。

“chufanggaizheni,zijiquchi。”

yixiangdaoyoudashengyi,laobandeqiyejiuxiaoledaban。

talaidaochufang,nengwendaohaimeisanqudecaixiangwei。

“炖鸡了呀。”

congyipanglinguopingsanbai,daoleyibei,pobujidaideminlexia。

“呸呸呸!”

“sheibalaozidejiujihuanchengshuile!”

tayouxiebuxinxie,youwenlejixia。

果不其然。

jiupingliyidianjiujingweidaodoumeiyou,jiuxiangshiyipingbaishui!

fangxiajiuping,tazoudaocanzhuobianxiankaifancaizhaozi,ruyanshiyipendunji。

keshi,jitangxixilili,kanqilaiyijingbianzhi,jiroushangzhangmanbaisebandian。

tayoujimangdakaidianfanguo,yigusouweipumianerlai!

“zheijiushinizuodefan?”

“赶紧过来!”

yiliannuhuodeguancaidianlaobanbazijiponiangzhuaidaochufang。

kanzhechufanglibianzhidecaihemifan,taxifueryeluchukunhuodebiaoqing。

“buyinggaia,womenqidianbancaichiwan,lianggeduoxiaoshijiunenghuaidiao?”

“zhei,zhei......”

yishijian,sheiyebuzhidaozenmejieshi。

sixiangqianhou,zhinengdangzuotianqitaire,fancaibianzhi。

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江城。

meinengjishifumaidaopaiweidelinyixianyibuhuidaowujiangludeyiguan。

anzhaoshifudefenfu,laidaoyiguanhou,tajiubafangmenfansuo。

前三天白天不营业。

zhinengdengyingyezhuandaoqianhou,zaiqujishifumaipaiwei。

“haidechoushijianzhaozhaodashijie,shifushuotadechanyezaijiangchengyousuofenbu。”

linyishiyiersuideshihoujianguoneijiweishijie,tamenzhishijimingdizi,meiyouzhenzhengwanchengbaishiyishi,suoyibuxuyaoshangshan。

yihuangbajiunianguoqu,xianzaijiandaohainengrenchulaima?

xiawubachenmutangdasaoganjinghou,linyizaihouyuanshoushilejianfangjian,shuileyijue。

mengzhong,tayouhuidaoshanshang。

paodaoshandiandeshihou,kandaoshifuzuozaiyabian,sizhoubeibaiyunbaoguo,zhengzaidazuowudao。

linyipaoshangqian,hanleshengshifu。

zhangqingxuzhuanguoshen,turanliansedabian,shifuchengleligui,huizheshigenheisezhijia,chaozhelinyicilai!

tamengdijingxing,zouchufangjian,wangxiangyuanchuqingyangshandefangxiang。

“shifu,tuerbuxiao!”

天色渐暗。

亥时已到。

tayaoanzhaoshifudefenfukaimenyingye。

shuoshiyingye,yebushiyingye。

yinweishifubuxutajiedairenheguke,bunengtirenherenkanbing,buxujirenherennayao。

zhidaoneigequbaoguoderenlikaizhihou,cainengzuo。

亥时开门。

子时过了关门。

qijianzhiyoulianggerenshangmendating。

yigeyiweichenmutangshimaishouchuanwenwande,jinlaikanleyanjiuzoule。

lingwaiyigedaoshikandaochenmutangsangedazixiamiandezhongyaofang。

jinlaizhihoutabushimaiyao,yebushiqudongxideren。

ershiwenlinyizhongyaofanglimaibumaianquantao。

xiashanzhihoudediyitian,tajiuzheiyanganranduguole。

diertianyizao,linyidazuowanzhihoujiuchulemen。

yishizhaozhaokandashijiegulingxuedexiaoxi。

ershikankanyoumeiyoushenmelinggongnengzhuandianqian,zuotianwanshangsiqianxianghou,linyijuedehaishiyinggaizaoxiebashifudepaiweijijiejue。

关上房门。

huayikuaiqianmailegemantou,jikouchiwanzhihou,linyichaozhejiewaizouqu。

“shini,huairen,zhanzhu!”

走了没多远。

linyituranbeishenbianyigedahanzhuaizhujianbang。

ganghuitou,biankandaoyizhiquantouchaozhezijidalai!

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