libai：wozhiqianshuodehuanengchehuima？
dufu：wohaishibizuiba。
大汉。
dongzhongshuqidepokoudama：“dadan!jianzhibuzhitiangaodihou，jingranganduilongwangyebujing，nandaobupashoudaotianfama！”
zaitakanlai，cizibujingtiandi，bujinglongwang，yiyouqusizhidao。
大明。
zhuditingdaozheishoushizuijiaochoulechou：“zheihoushizhirenduiyutianshenhaizhenshihaowujingweizhixina。”
suizhezhongrendezhenjing，tianmuhaizaijixu。bu，zhunquedizhangzongchanghaizaishuchu。
【longwang？nisuangeshenmelongwang。】
jiangchekandaozheixiaole，yaolaili。
【nishiguanshenmede？ng？】
【longwangguandeshifengdiaoyushun，guotaiminanma。】
【nimalege13desangeyuebuxiayu。ng？】
【haidezhuangjiabushengbuzhang，haidelaobaixinghandiehanniang。】
【nishishenmelongwang，nishierlongwang!】
tianmuzheishituranjilelongwangtexie，longwangdebiaoqingxiandemudengkoudai。
zheiyifanyanlunkeweishibagechaodairenmenjinggebuqing，youqishitianjianzhongdidenongmin。
tiandijian，yigeliushisuidelaoweng，tingdaozheiyifanyanlunhegebuqing，ganjinpaohuijia。duizheguanyinshixiangjiuguixiale，zuilinianniantaotao。
“malongwangyaotiandaleipia，pusabaoyou，pusabaoyou！”
zheiyimuzaigedishangyan，mixindenongmindaduoguidiqiushen，xiwanglongwangbuyaoguaizuitamen，tamenzheibeizikantianchifan，kebunengdezuilongwanga。
春秋。
kongzitingdaozheixiehuazhijuedexinjingroutiao。
“libenglehuai，libenglehuaina！”
jinjiezhe，zhijianzhangzongchangzhendezaisanrihoudeqianfoshanxiaduizhelongwangmiaokaipao，jushuomeiguoduojiujinanzhendexiayule。
yinweipaohonglongwangmiaohaishiyoudiangenjude，zhangdashuaizheiyitongpaohuoxialai，kongqizhongmanshidianhuayin，zheiwanyikeshixiandairengongjiangyuchangyongdecuihuaji，nengcuihuajiyuyunbianchengxiaoshuidi。
suoyi，congzheigeyiyishangjiang，zheiyuhaizhenshibei“paoge”zhaxialaide。
gechaodairenmenneixin:hainengzheimecaozuo？（ditielaorenkanshoujijpg）
shipindezuihou，haiyongyishouzhangzongchangdeshilaijiewei。
【《anyexiegedafengge》zuozhe：zhangzongchang
dapaokaixihongtaniang，weijiahaineixihuijiaxiang。shuyingxiongxizhangzongchang，andejujingxitunfusang。】
jiangchekanzhezheizuihoudeshi，chadianxiaochusheng，zheizhangzongchanghaizhenshigerencai！
suiji，fanlefanxiamiandepinglun。
【xiaochao：longwang：wodangshiyiweitakouhai。】
【renleishoucirengongjiangyuchenggong】
【landeqiming：dangnidetiankongturanxiaqiledayu（goutoujpg）】
【diaoduzhandefengdisheng：nishibushijiaojiboduan（xieyanxiaojpg）】
【zhuixun：jumingjiaoshenme？】
【wodexinche：《xunlonggaoshou》】
【baijingdongwuyuan：hushuo，mingmingjiao《tianqizhizi》】
【bujiangwude:zhenlizhizaidapaoshechengzhinei。ciyajpg】
大唐。
lishiminkandaozuihoudepinglunzhongyushikandongle，tashenyiweiran，shuodehaoa，zhiyouwulichongzubierencaiyoukenengtingnishuohua。dangniantazhanbaimaliweishuizhimeng，buyeshibinglibuzu，ruoshitabinglichongzu，qinengrangneitujuerucixiaozhang，tayouqinengqianxiaruciqurudetiaoyue。
buguoneigezhangtongzhuangdedawushishenme，haoshengxiongmeng，shengyinjingtiandongdi，chulaidedongxirupingdijinglei，haihuimaohuo。ruodatangyouciwuqi，hechoubunengmieletujue！
chengyaojinfeichangjidong，jingdao：“wodiguaiguai！zheijiushineigejiaodapaodedongxi，zhenshibaqia，ruoanyouleta，tujuezhishoukemie！”
三国时期，蜀汉。
zhangfei：“heihei，zheizhangzongchangzhenduianpiqi，nengdongshoujueduibufeihua。buguo，tazheixieshihainengsuanshima，woxianzaiyoudianlijielinghunshirenshishayisilehahaha——”
zhugeliangqingyaoyushan，xiaodao：“jiangjunshuodezaili，kewoquegengguanzhuzheigejiaodapaodedongxi，ruowoshuhanyouleciwu，hechouhanshibuxinga！”