第2章 麻麻鸭 这只猴子怎么还成精了

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jueyudemao:“meixiangdaozheiniantouzhubojingzhengdouzheimeda,buhaohaodaliangzijidedongwuyuan,gaoshenmezhibo!”

kelemeiyouaiqing:“zhubozhubo,rangwokankannidedongwuyuan!”

gechoudebushiyan,shijimo:“yi,jingranhaiyourenzhibodongwuyuan,haitingxiqide,guanzhule!”

wojiadegoumeiyouya:“kanzhubozheimenianqing,jiuyouyizuodongwuyuan,fuerdaiba?!”

。。

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kelemeiyouaiqing:“diangeguanzhu,zhichizhichixinrenzhubo!”

wojiadegoumeiyouya:“xixi,yuanlaishikepuzhubowa,guanzhuleguanzhule!”

jueyudemao:“suyuanzhang,nidedongwuyuanjiujingyouxieshenmedongwuni?!”

jimoge:“zhubozhubo,woxiangkandaxiongmao!”

。。

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gancuijiangshexiangtouyizhuan,duizhunlesizhoukongdangdangdedongwuyuan,rushidao。

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“buguoqingdajiaxiangxin,buchubannian,wodinghuirangzheidongwuyuanpengbishenghui,renaofeifan!”

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jimoge:“**,bushibabushiba,jiuzhiyouliangzhidongwukaimaodongwuyuan!”

jueyudemao:“zhubo,bushiwodajini,biekaidongwuyuanle,gaizhongdisuanle!”

kelemeiyouaiqing:“nimenbunengzheiyangshuozhubona,zuorenhaishiyaoyoumengxiangde,wanyinatianshixianleni!zhubo,wozhichini!”

。。

suishuobushaorenzaizhibojianlifenfenbiaoshizhichi。

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tamenkebuxiangjiangshijianlangfeizaizheishangmian。

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“唧唧!”

“唧唧!”

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yuanbenxiangyaoguanbizhibojiandezhongrenmen,yedoutingxiashoulidedongzuo。

zhijian,yizhihouzizhengdayaodabaidezouleguolai。

jimoge:“zheizhihouzisuishuokanqilaixiangzhihouzi,danzongganjuenaliyoudianbuduijing?!”

wojiadegoumeiyouya:“dajiakuaikantazouludeyangzi,haoxiangzaimofangrenzaizoulu!”

jueyudemao:“yi,haizhendeshishiye,zhubo,nishiruhe**de?!”

。。

sishikandaozheizhihouziruciguaiyi,zhibojianlidezhongrenfenfenliuyanwendao。

bijing,tamenzhiqianwulunshizaixianshilihaishizaidianshilikandaodehouzi,doushishoujiaobingyongdezaishushangtiaolaitiaoqu。

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“jiji,jijijiji。。”

jueyudegou:“**,zhubo,zheizhihouzishizaigennishuohua?!”

jimoge:“mamaya,zheizhihouzizenmehaichengjingle!”

wojiadegoumeiyouya:“kanneiyangzi,haoxiangshizaixunwenzhuboshenme?!”

kelemeiyouaiqing:“woca,zheishishenmeqingkuang,wojingrankandonglehouzidedongzuo!”

wojiaolixiaosi:“haha,zhubonengfanyifanyizheizhihouzijutishuolexieshenmeme?(goutou)”

。。

yishizhijian,zhibojianlizhongrenfenfenbiaoshihaoqi。

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此刻。

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suijitaxiayishifanyiqilai。

“tagangcaiwenwo,neigelaotouqunale,youyiduanshijianmeilai,haoxiangta!”

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kelemeiyouaiqing:“shenme?zhubojingranzhendenenggoutingdonghouzideyuyan?!”

wojiaolixiaosi:“zheigeshijietaifengkuangleba!”

wojiadegoumeiyouya:“nimenna,haishitainen,zheiyikanjiushizhubopiannimende,renzenmenenggoutingdonghouzideyuyan,zaishuole,houziduishangyirenyuanzhanghaiyouganqing?!”

jimoge:“zhubonijiubiekuangwomenle,kuailaoshigenwomenjiaodai,zheizhihouzishibushinizhaorenjiabande!(huaji)”

。。

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dansuchenyijiunaixinjieshi。

“jiji。。jijijijijiji。。”

neihouzizaitingdaoshangyirenneigelaotouyihoudoubuhuizaihuilaile。

似是明白了什么。

suijiyilianjusangdezuozaidishangchouqiqilai。

“erye,nijiujingyanglegeshenmeguaiwu?!”

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ersuizhegangcaineiyimudefasheng。

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