第一章 穿书,开局地狱难度

月在中天。

daqiguo,yinjingcheng,chunfenglou。

louhouyouyipianpixiaoyuan,yuanzhongyinanzidaidaikanzheshuipenzhongdedaoying。

cishizhiqian,hexiaoyizhiyiweizijishigezhinan,danshikandaoshuizhongdaoyingdelianshi,tachengrenzijipofangle。

这是谁?

这是我?

baipifuzhongdaizhejiankangdehongrun,wuguanrufendiaoyuzhuobanjingzhi,gaobiliangbozuichunzibuyongduoshuo,zuijuedeshiyishuangtaohuamou,neizhenshiyiduiwuxinggouzi,gouderenxinyangyang。

ruguoshaonvmendemengzhongqinglangyoumoyang,neiyidingshizheifuyangzi。

简直太完美了。

budenghexiaojixugankai,tademianqianfuxianchuxinxilan。

【姓名:何云霄

关系:本人

特长:帅

好感度:100】

何云霄!

zheigemingzizaihexiaonaohaihongranzhakai。

wushujiyisuizhiyongshangxintou。

heyunxiao,dahuoxiaoshuo《guniang,wozhixiangxiulian》zhongdenanfanpai。cishunaishijiaoweihanjiandegaowuticai,lianzaizhijinershiduowanzi,qianrishangjia,santianchongdaoyuepiaobangdiyi。

duiyuzheizhongwunaoxiaobaiwen,laoshuchonghexiaobenlaishijujuede。

bijingjuqingshedinglaotaowunao,haowuluojikeyan。

dancishunvzhuzhongduo,renwumiaoxiekanchengyijue。suiranzuozhekoukoushengsheng,bingqiepai**baozhengshidannvzhu,danbaokuohexiaozaineideduzhedongdedoudong。

馋身子嘛,不寒碜。

erzheigefanpaiheyunxiao,naishiyigewugonggaoqiang,xinggekuangwang,shijiuhaose,qinanbanvdexiaoren,suiranzhangxiangshuaiqi,danshizhengpairenshidouduiqihenzhirugu。

ciliaozhangzhezijizhangxiangshuaiqi,jingduinanzhudemeimeitumoubugui,jieguokexiangerzhi,shangweideshoujiubeinanzhuyidaokansi。

guanyuheyunxiaobeikansideqingjie,hexiaojidetebieqingchu,yinweitadashangle。

neishishuzhongdiershiyizhang,heyunxiaokuangwangwubi,bujinchukouqingbo,erqieduichuxiaoxiaodongshoudongjiao。chufanneishichulaijingcheng,xianshimianbugaise,zhihouzaiqingloubiwujiemuzhong,guyiduishangheyunxiao。

mianduiwugonggaoqiangdeheyunxiao,chufanshouqidaoluo,dangzheqinglouzhongrendemian,nuzhanfanpaigoutou。bujinbaohulemeimei,haikuangshualeyibochunfenglouhuakuiduguniangdehaogan。

shuangshizhendeshuang,zhishiwanwanmeixiangdao,chuanshujingshiwoziji!

haosibusichuanyuechenglefanpai!

tingzheshenhougaoloulichuanchudenvzixixiaohehuaquanhejiusheng,jichengleheyunxiaojiyidehexiaozhidao,zijicishizhengshiweiyuchunfenglou!

zaiguobujiu,jiujiangbeizhujiaoyidaokansi!

hexiao,bu,heyunxiaoyijingjieshoulexianshi。

takuaisuyongjigeshenhuxihuifulengjing。

buguanruhe,woyidingyaohuoxialai!

woxianzaiyouliangyangjueji,yigeshijinshouzhi,nengkanjianbierendehaogandu;lingyige,zeshiwoqianshikanguoxiaoshuodejiyi。

suirankunnan,danbunengfangqi。

haohaoxiangxianggaizenmepoju!

nengbunengguanzhushuangshou,buqingbochuxiaoxiao?

buneng!yinweichuanyuezhiqianheyunxiaojiuyijingqingboguole!

xianzaizhidengbiwuhuanjiekaishi,chufanshouqidaoluo……

能不能跑?

neng。danzhujiaowugongshenbujiandi,paodeleyishi,paobuleyishi!zheishixiaxiace。

xiangxiangzenmeconggenyuanjiejue!

zhujiaoshijiangmenyigu,yuanzhushuzhong,daqimingjiangchutianzhumanmenbeisha,zhujiaochufanshiweiyiyigu,tazhangdahou,zhonghuiqiguoshoudouyinjingjiushiweilefuchou。

suiranxiaoshuobingweiwanjie,danzhiyaowogenjuzuozheliuzaishuzhongdezhusimajizhaodaoxiansuo,ranhouquerenmiemencananzhenzhengdexiongshou,zuihou,zaibaxiongshougaosuzhujiao。

zheiyangyilai,wozheimeifanguodacuodefanpai,jiunengchenggongqiantouming,xibaibianchengzhujiaoxiaodi。

neime,xiaoshuoxieleyibaiduozhang,genjuyiyoudexiansuo,zuiyoukenengchengweixiongshoude,zhengshidaqiwuqinghouheyuanhao……

完蛋,这是我老爹。

zheixiashizhenwanle,cong“qingbomeimei”,biancheng“xuehaishenchou”。

死上加死啊!

heyunxiaoxiangqiyijulaohua:duwanjuanshuburuxingwanlilu。

youxiangqilingyijulaohua:wanlizhixingshiyuzuxia。

weilehuoming,heyunxiaohaobuyouyu,taijiaojiushidingjiqinggong。jiaojiandiandishenruhongyan,yibufeiguobanbianxiaoyuantashangyuanqiang,zaiyijiaofeixiayuanqiangluodaodimian。

kanzhezijichaofandegongfu,youyishun,heyunxiaojuedezijinengdaguozhujiaochufan。

但他很快冷静下来。

那可是小说主角!

zijijuebukenengdadeguota。

renqingfanpaidedingweihou,heyunxiaozaiwurenheyouyi。xianghuoming,zhinengpao,paodeyueyuanyuehao。

zhishi,dangtaluodi,haiweinengzaicimaikaibufashi,yigeruannuotianmeideshengyindouranzaierbianxiangqi:“hejiagege,niyaoquna?”

heyunxiaojingqiyishenglenghan,chaneijian,quanshendeneiliguanrushuangjiao。

kecishideshentiyourubeiguashangjushi,wulunjuedingqinggongzenmeshizhan,jingshizhongzaiyuandiyidongbudong!

可怕!

这是什么功夫!

ruannuotianmeideshengyinzaicixiangqi,zheicishenzhidaileyidianweiqu。

“hejiagege,niyaohuijialema?haiyoubiwumeibini。”

heyunxiaoquanshendejirouchixujinbengzhe,zhenggerenrutongbeishihuale。

tahuanhuanniutou,xiankandaode,shilazhuzijiyijiaodexiaoshou。

ranhou,tajiandaoleshengyindezhuren。

liumeixiaozui,qiongbixingyan,yizhangedanliangengshijiangwuguandeqingchunlingdongfahuidaojizhi。

楚潇潇!

cirenjingshizhujiaochufandemeimeichuxiaoxiao!

【姓名:楚潇潇

关系:敌对

tezhang:wushu(tianxiadiyi)

性格:病娇

好感度:20

攻略难度:地狱

chenggongjiangli:miansiyici】

gangganghainiezheheyunxiaoyijiaodekeaixiaoshou,huranbaoqi!

youxiadaoshangdegaosuyidong,rangkongqidoujianjiaoqilai。

ranerchuxiaoxiaodesudugengkuai,kuaiguoyinsu!

heyunxiaotingbudaoyisiyihaodeyixiang,bozijiuyijingbeichuxiaoxiaowozaishouli。suihou,kongbudezhixiganhekongqibeihuapodeyinbaocaitongshidaodadanao。

shengshayuduo,jinzaichuxiaoxiaoyinianzhijian。

zhixigantaiguoqianglie,hexiaoxianshitulaozhengzha,suihouyishihenkuaiyinweiqueyangerjianjianhundun。

tazenmehuiyouzheimegaodegongfu?

又为何要杀我?

我要死了吗?

zhendekuaiyaosishi,heyunxiaofandaobipingchanggengjialengjing。

takandaomianbanshang,chuxiaoxiaoduizijidehaoganducong“20”shunjianjiangdao“0”,yourenzhendikanleyantadexingge——bingjiao。

yinyinzhuazhuleshenmedongxi……

zhixiganyuelaiyueqiang,wangshiruhuandengpianbanfangying。

“bama,erziwuneng……”

“hexiaoa,mabutunishenme,zhixiangzhe,ninengjianjiankangkangguowanzheiyibeizi……”

“hexiao!haixiangbuxiangganle!kuaijilingdaodaoqian!”

“womenfenshouba,ni……nitailaoshile……”

wobuxiangsi……yidingyoushenmebanfa……

“youduzhewenwozheibenshushibushidannvzhu,zuozhezaizheilijidajiapai**baozheng,jueduishidannvzhuwen。”

单女主!

hexiaozhuazhulejiumingdedaocao!

zheibenshuxieleershiduowanzi,chuchangdezhongyaonvjiaosebuyayubage!yaoshidannvzhuzhiyouyizhongkeneng。

neijiushiyouyizhongbukekanglizuzhinanzhushouhougong。

wugongtianxiadiyi,xihuangegebingqiezhanyouyujiqiang,feichangtaoyangegejiechubiedenvshengdebingjiaomeimei!

suiranhenche,danyoulezheigeshedingyiqiedoushuodeqingle!

chuxiaoxiaozheizhongbingjiao,biranwanfenkunaozenmejiejuechufanmafanchanshendetaohuayun!

我有办法替她解决!

这是我唯一的机会!

赌一把!

“有办法!”

heyunxiaozhengzhazheshuochulezheisangezi。

chuxiaoxiaodeshouguoranyisong,zhixiganshunjianxiaoshi,heyunxiaoruyikuaipobuhuadaodishang,zhongyudeyichuanxi。

taguizaidishangyibiankesou,yibiandakouhuxixinxiankongqi。

“什么办法。”

chuxiaoxiaodeshengyinrutonglengfengbancier。

“liangquanqimeidebanfa。”heyunxiaochuanlekouqijixushuo:“yinidegongfu,zhiyaobuxiang,wojuebukenengmodaonideyijiao。zhiqianzaichunfenglou,nishibushiguyibuduo,rangwopengleliangxia?”

chuxiaoxiaobuxielenghengdao:“nipei?”

“wobupei,danshiduhuakuipei。huakuishouxiu,lumiansanci,diyicijiushifangcaikaiyanshi。xiangbiduipangrendewushi,chufanquetediduokanleduhuakuijiyan。ernineishihouguyibuduokaiwo,jiushiweilerangchufanbaxinsifangzainishenshang。”

沉默。

“找死。”

chuxiaoxiaodeyuqihezhiqianyiyangpingdan。

dantachujiaobichushougenghen!

heyunxiaozhenggerenxiangshiyikuaibeidiuqidelanrou,zaidishangfangun,yangqiyizhenchentu,zuizhongzhuangdaobuyuanchudeqiangshangcaisuanzuoba。

kaoqiangchuanxi,heyunxiaomoquzuijiaodexueji。

tazaixiao,langbeidanhengaoxing。jiuxiangjingpilijindelieren,dingzhewangzhongdeliewuneiyangxiao。

她急了。

有戏。

kaozheqiang,heyunxiaokanzhechuxiaoxiaohuanbuzoulai。

“你为何杀我?”

“本尊乐意。”

jiuyinweiwopengguoni?heyunxiaoxiangtucaoyiju,dantazhidaoxianzaibushitucaodeshihou。

“liuwoyiming,wonengbangni。”

chuxiaoxiaodao:“feiwu,meiyouzigetantiaojian。”

heyunxiaokanleyanchuxiaoxiaodehaogandu,cong“0”bianchengle“20”。

tajuranduiwohaogandushangshengle?

yinweiwobuqiurao,haizhaotatantiaojian?

guaibudehuiduichufandongxin,yuanlaitaxihuan“moqishaonianqiong”zheiyikuandenansheng。

拼了!

heyunxiaojuedingyitiaodaozoudaohei。jixutantiaojian。

“nishawanwohou,shibushihaiyaoqushaduhuakui?”

chuxiaoxiaomeiyoubiaoqing,yemeiyoushuohua。

danhaogandubuhuipianren,yinweitacong“20”biancheng“22”。

heyunxiaozaidao:“wohuiguanrenmianxiang,chufantianshengtaohuawangsheng,tangruozaiyudaodeshigongzhu、junzhuni?nihaiyaoshama?”

chuxiaoxiaomorandao:“sha。”

“woyoubanfa,liangquanqimeidebanfa,sheidoubuyongsi。wobuyongsi,duhuakuiyebuyongsi。zuizhongyaodeshi,ninengdedaonixiangyaode。”

chuxiaoxiaozhanzaiheyunxiaoshenpang,fushikaoqiangdeta,jugaolinxia。

“说。”

heyunxiaoyangqilian,jiazhuangzixinshuodao:“wozhangdeshuainimingbaiba?woqugaodingneixienvren,chufanyongyuanzhiyouni。”

tashijishangshiyoudianhuangde。

bijingshinvzhujiaomen,nenghezhujiaoduishangyan,sanguankendingbizhengfangxinghaizheng,erwoshifanpai,tamenbutizhujiaokansiwojiusuanhaodele。

dandangxiayemeishenmebiedebanfa,bushiyishixianzaijiubeikansi,shiyishihainengwansiyidian。yaoshiwanyichenggongle,yesuanshijiuyigemeizituolichuxiaoxiaodechaidao。

chuxiaoxiaozhalezhayan,shengyinzhongxinruannuoqilai。

“hejiagege,sheibanishangdezheiyangzhong?xiaoxiaozheiliyouliaoshangdedanyao,lai,zhangzui。”

chuxiaoxiaobuyoufenshuodijiangdanyaoanjinheyunxiaodezuili,tongshipazaitaerbian,yongtianmeideshengyinqiaoqiaoshuo:

“shihunwanshinandedebaowu,takeyitongguotouzhishengmingtishengneili,buguo,fuyongcidanzhehuijiqijupateshuyinlv。zhiyaowoshouzhongzheigelingdangyixiang,nibianyaoshouwanchongshixinzhiku。congjinwanghou,wobuyunxuyoubiedenvrenchuxianzaichufanshenbian。buran,nihetamendoudesi。”

liangrenlidehenjin,heyunxiaonengwendaochuxiaoxiaoshenshangdandandeqingxiang。

youyidianxiangjiazhutao,tiantiande,danyoudu。

heyunxiaoshuanglangyixiao,yourudongrinuanyang,tianxiameiyourennengwushizheiyangdexiaorong,jishishichuxiaoxiao,yeshileshen,suiranzhiyoujiqiduanzandeyishun。

“youjihui,wohuibaochoude。”tashuo。

chuxiaoxiaokeaidexiaorongjianjianshoulian,moshitianxiadewangzheqixisiwujidandizhanlu。

“无趣。”

她头也不回地走了。

heyunxiaokanzhenvziliqudebeiying,kanzhechuxiaoxiaoduitadehaogandu,cong“22”zhangdao“30”。

zaole,woyoubingba?weishenmehuituranjuedetayoudiankeai?