jiudiantaofangnei，qifenhuore。
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beiyaowukongzhidelinshuwanlizhiquanwu，shentilizaoyangnannai，cumeicuicu。
“帮帮我~”
fuyancimeiyanyadi，anchendeyanmouruconglinzhongdeyeshou，dingzheshenshangdenvren。
jingzhidewuguanzaiyaowudezuoyongxia，touchusisimeihuo，liansechao·hong，shuangyanmi·li，weizhangdefenchunbaomanyouren。
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bantianmeiyoudedaohuiyingdelinshuwanlailepiqi，qingpainanrenyingbangbangdexiongtang，jiaochendao，“nidaodixingbuxing？buxingjiuhuanqitarenlai！”
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linshuwankuaibeizhemofengle。
tajintiangangbeijiehuilinjia，linjiafumuranglinmuchenghelinyuyaodaitachulaiwan。
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ketadaodishibushinanren？！
忍者神龟吗？
tadouzheimezhudongle，haibujiaoxietoujiang！
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tazhuazhenanrendeyiling，fushenzhudongwenzainanrendechunshang。
yanweishangtiao，meiyanrusi，xiangshiyigenyumaosaozainanrendexintou。
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“我就要你~”
“hong”deyishengruhuoshanpenfa，fuyancijianchidelizhiduanxian。
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“zheikeshinizizhaode。”
xuebaidegebopanshangnanrendejianbang，linshuwanzainanrendechunbianqingzhuo，shengyinyouruanyoutian。
“给·我~”
xionghendewenyaleshanglai，duzhunvrengourendeshengyin，kehaishiyoujiao·meidehengshengxielechulai。
zaifuyancideshouzhong，aishideyiwuzhongyudiuluozaichuangbian，tixingmingxiandeshen·yying·jinjinjiu·chan。
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linshuwandiertianshibeiciyandeguangliangnongxing，zuowanjidedouwangleguanchuanglian。
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jiaohaimeizhandi，yaoshanghurandaleyitiaogebo，wanghouyilou，tadehoubeijiutieshangyiju**jianyingdexiongtang。
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zheigeshengyinzuowancengyizhizaitaerbiandi「kouzhuan」。
“睡了人就想跑？”